No bark. Epic bite.

I wish I was a Honey Badger. Then I wouldn't give a shit.

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[ducissatenebrarum]

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[fenrirscarsback]

I read this one!

(It's the same book, but with the initial cover et the French cover.)

[sunscreenstudies]

Mr Darcy: “My future wife must be elegant and articulate and demuring and beautiful and intelligent and respectful of her station and have the perfect countance for being the lady of the house and be an accomplished woman and-”

Lizzie: *stumbles in wearing mud-covered boots, marches over, and insults him straight to his face*

Mr Darcy: “Never mind, I want that one”

[microsff]

"What is your wish?" the genie asked.

"You know the story of King Midas?"

"Ah! You want all you touch to become gold?"

"Not gold, book."

"Book?"

"The object I hold will become the book I name."

"I can get you a kindle and a credit card?"

"I like paper books. Oh! And the author will be paid!"

[playwrongs]

Snail necklace-pin by John Paul Miller, 1956. Gold and enamel. In the collection of the Cleveland Museum of Art.

[myjetpack]

My latest books cartoon for the Guardian

[cannibalchicken]

[foxes-in-love]

[bobcatblahs]

Fans who are TenRose only shippers be like:

“ThEiR aGe gaP waS jUSt nOt It…” About NineRose but baby I’m gonna hold both your hands when I tell you this…

Ten is older than Nine.

“But-“

Ten is older.

Ten. Is. Older. Than. Nine.

And there is nothing you can do about it.

[tenrose]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[shivanessadraws]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[dabblingreturns]

Thank you Daniel O'Malley for writting such good books about women and female friendships that I have to check every few years that his name is Daniel not Danielle.

[fenrirscarsback]

Everyone need to reed The Rook. (and the other books.) RIGHT NOW.

[bobcatblahs]

Someone check of Chris Eccleston

I bet he’s having an AMAZING day.

[foxes-in-love]