Welcome. Whether you have stumbled upon this tumblr or your search to find it has finally come to end, I bid you a fond hey there :D reblog stuff and stay a while. The followings of a man: recently out of university, looking for the next adventure and all manner of geeky things.
So a couple of days... weeks ago maybe, I forget, I posted a sort of letter to my future self. Needless to say its been playing on my mind quite a lot. I see my friends graduating (mines in November), nearly all of my friends have got jobs and seem to at least have a routine and their lives some what together.
I do not. Wow, my life if a mess right now. I spent my life listening to the same 4 albums, sitting on tumblr and and eating sandwiches ( I eat a loaf of bread a day near enough and its starting too show)...Actually that sounds awesome...NO focus.
So I've put together a list. I've combined it with a list my a close friend gave me before she left. I've fused them together into long term and short term goals.
Needless to say, I have to quit tumblr for a few weeks...
Its feels like I'm going into rehab, what does that say about me? or even tumblr for that matter.
Hopefully in a few weeks I'll have something to show for it.
I have no idea how many people or followers actually read this, I'm not too worried though, this is a personal blog and always has been, read it or not I don't really care, I use it to sort of gauge my life. So sorry if this post if spamming your dash.
So yeah, have fun all. My asks is still open hahahahaha like anyone uses it anyway
Basically, I just want my life to have a bit of meaning again. I've been out of uni a few months and its already lost it. Weird feeling too say the least.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Helloo
You: how are you
Stranger: I am good, how about you?
You: not too bad thanks
Stranger: Good Good.
Stranger: Dinosaurs. Are. Invading.
Stranger: THEIR LEADER IS CALLED WALTER AND HE SHALL DESTROY ALL.
You: Key thing is not to run out of meat or leaves...dinosaurs like cartoons though so just stick some tv on and they'll settle down.
You: and ignore walter he's all talk
You: well roar...
Stranger: Hmm... Thank you for the tips on controlling dinosaurs... AHH! ONE IS LICKING MY WINDOW.
You: Just be cool.
You: Dinosaurs do like windows...mirrors more though..got any mirrors spar?
Stranger: No!
Stranger: DINOSAURS ARE LICKING MY WINDOWS. AHH! A SMALL ONE IS IN MY HOUSE AND HAS JUST DIGESTED MY SCHOOL UNIFORM.
You: Well...its nearly the end of term..ah well :D
You: Tell it to wait outside?
Stranger: Ok...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: It wouldn't listen.
You: Yeah, I thought that might happen...do you perchance know a man with a TARDIS?
Stranger: Where's the doctor when we need him, eh?
You: Tweet him>
Stranger: Would, but twitter annoys the hell out of me.
You: darn...facebook? tumblr?
You: or failing that just sit tight
You: or even torchwood?
Stranger: They're too busy being all angsty over Gwen and shit
You: Ah still being all angsty...damn it jack. Wait how did the dinosaurs appear flash of light or portal?
Stranger: They emerged from the water near the breakwater, destroyed the light house and then marched onto the beach and destroyed tesco's and thorntons.
You: living or undead dinosaurs? they might make things easier
Stranger: THORNTONS. AND SUBWAY. DAMMIT WALTER?! I dunno, there's saliva on my window.
You: subway.... *feels*
You: Okay you'll need a cup of water and a nuclear rod...oh and a sonic dynamo? any chance you can get them? we can clear it up if you have :D
Stranger: Um... I'll ask my Dad.
Stranger: ... *spongebob guy voice* three hours later.
Stranger: We have the Water and Nuclear rod.
You: No sonic dynamo?
Stranger: No..
You: use a hair dryer
You: same thing...slightly slower process
Stranger: *Weilds hairdryer*
You: right put the rod in the cup of water and use the hair dryer to warm up the water...the process with activate the dorm isometatempral atoms on the rod and boom the dinosaurs should return to their correct timeline :D
Stranger: ... Will Subway come back?
You: Aye..well tescos will for sure...one or the other :D
Stranger: DAMMIT TESCOS.
Stranger: THERE'S NO POINT!
Stranger: *throws hairbrush in Subway Angst*
You: Hey... remember :) people are counting on you. You might need tescos but maybe someone else does and you're not that sort of person to let someone down :) chin up subway will come back I'm sure =] if not I owe you a trip round the universe =]
You: *you might not need tescos...
Stranger: Kay...
Stranger: *does all the shizz you told me to do*
Stranger: BYE WALTER!!!
Stranger: he waved.
You: Yeah he does that :P
You: all sorted? oh subway?
Stranger: No subway :'( Tescos though
You: well either way I'm proud of you =]
Stranger: Shoe Zone is gone, Yay!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Im glad of it.
Stranger: Anyway, stranger, I bid you goodday for I'm sure you have to go and give advice to other strangers about dinosaurs and shizz
You: I do rather =]
You: Good work today, pat yourself on the back I wish you well friend.
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