Anti-Hero with a Hero Complex

Be Gay, Do Crimes

[fierce-fire-dayne]

I wouldn't be caught DEAD asking for whom the bell is tolling. Amateur mistake.

[fierce-fire-dayne]

I wouldn't be caught DEAD

I forgot what the joke was before I could write it down, but isn't the ephemeral nature of art kind of beautiful and mysterious in that way? Are our words ever, truly, enough to capture the resplendent wonders of our minds- Of the boundless potential and possibility of our imaginations? Indeed do we not-

BELL. BELL TOLLING.

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[larkandkatydid]

New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

[anik]

i love this guy

[writers-bane]

[thecryptkeeper]

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[keii4ii]

Veronique. Derwent Inktense pencils, black ink, two different colorshift metallic paints

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[bigtittygothmom666]