September 1st...
Dear Diary: I'VE DRAWN HEATHER CHANDLER â¨âźď¸
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September 1st...
Dear Diary: I'VE DRAWN HEATHER CHANDLER â¨âźď¸
Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
Penelope: Only my husband knew that, So I guess that makes him you~
Odysseus: *knowing damn well he told damn near every man at the war camp about handmaking his wife a wedding bed out of a living tree*
Odysseus: . . .
Odysseus: *sweating* Pe- Penelope~
@paigepithetics GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
I love the idea of Rumi doing a bunch of weird things and Zoey and Mira assuming it's just because she's a demon and Rumi letting them assume that.
Imagine they meet a good demon or something and even the demon is like "what the fuck is she doing?" And they finally realize she's just weird.
love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. heâs going to blow himself up on the football field and youâre just going to have to live with that, babe!
in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that
What if... alzheimer? âď¸đ¤
before you kill me, I'd like to mention that @capi-art is part of the idea đŤľ
SQUID GAME AU x THREE MUSICALS â¨
Odysseus, Alexander, and Veronica reunite, but in this more dangerous environment...
Second image - Alexander: Ody will take care of us, and I'll take double care of you, Veronica. When we get out of here, I'll take you two out to lunch. Also, there's a pretty girl outside I'd like to talk to again, blah, blah, blah.
Athena seems to be the type of sister that would practice WWE moves on her siblings, like sheâd beat up Ares unprovoked bc sheâs bored lol
Ares: -polishing his sword-
Athena: -staring at him, clearly deep in thought-
Ares: Can I help yo-
Athena: -lifts him up and BODY SLAMS him-
Ares: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Athena: I'm bored.
Headcanon that Athena mentions her "friend" to Telemachus every time she has the chance and Telemachus, being this curious boy always wanting to hear stories, always encourages her to do so.
Then one day, Telemachus being bored as hell and probably got into another fight with the suitors, goes up to Athena and asks her if her friend ever did something stupid
And Athena just. Jumps to tell all the bullshit Odysseus got into. It's like a therapy session to talk about how dumb he can be. And Telemachus eats it all up
Fast forward to when Ody comes back home and Athena just hangs around sometimes. Telemachus, again, bored goes to ask Athena about stories of her friend and the shit he did. And Athena freezes up. Odysseus gets curious, and jealous, cause he never knew about a friend, and asks his son.
The mix of pure horror on his face when he discovers his son knows all the stupid shit he did in his youth, and the joy of Athena calling him her friend and talking about it goes entirely unnoticed by his son.
Athena meanwhile is dying inside.
Penelope is cackling
Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*
Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!
Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.
Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!
hey bro are u okay. it's just that ur classical guitar motif turned into an electric guitar for a second there. yeah like how the gods are all represented by electric instruments... i just got a little bit worried that you might be abandoning your humanity haha
Genuine question but why does Zeus get called a girldad when it's only Athena & Artemis who receive the same love from Zeus that most of his sons do?
Do you see Zeus giving a fuck about Dike, Eirene, Eunomia, Atropos, Lachesis, Clotho, Persephone (in a fatherly way), Eileithyia, Hebe, Thalia (of the graces), Euphrosyne, Aglaia, Calliope, Clio, Polyhymnia, Euterpe, Terpsichore, Erato, Melpomene, Thalia (of the muses), Urania, Britomartis, Pandia, Ersa, Melinoe, Ate, or Helen
...the way he gives a fuck about Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus, Heracles, or Pollux?
Even several of his mortal sons like Arcas, Aeacus, Minos, Rhadamanthys, & Sarpedon get more love from him than nearly all his godly daughters besides Athena & Artemis. (Heck! Even Tantalus was loved before he pulled that shit!)
He seems more like a boydad to me.
Headcanon for when Artemis and Apollo got to Olympus!
The twins are brought up to Olympus a little after they are born, both about the physical age of 6 year olds. Hestia brings them alone, without their mother which they donât like, but have no choice. She sets them in the throne room and tells them to wait until she brings their father. Once she leaves, the twins are just standing there, scared, alone, having no idea who or what they are about to meet. They know their mother was hunted by Hera, but they donât know what she looks like or fully who she is. Heck they are like 2 weeks old. And unlike the myth, they donât meet their father first, they meet their sister.
Athena walks in, not knowing the twins were brought to Olympus. She sheds her armor and weapons, and walks up to them, not wanting them to be afraid. She says hello and introduces herself as their sister. Not step-sister, not the âlegitimateâ sister as Ares will later call himself; just their sister. They are a bit hesitant of her at first, but unlike the mortals they encountered who called them bastards and shooed them away, she was welcoming them with open arms.
They really took to her when they heard Hera yelling and storming into the throne room. Athena pushed them behind her, summoning her shield and sword again. She yelled at Hera to stay away from them, that they were innocent kids who did not deserve her wrath. The twins heard Athena say Heras name, their fear of her now turning to pure rage. Thankfully, they werenât dumb enough to act on their rage (yet) and stayed behind their sister.
Zeus finally enters and makes Hera leave so he could meet his kids. Hera is not happy, at all, but leaves anyway. After all this, the twins stay close with Athena; whether itâs sneaking into her room late at night, following her around Olympus, training with her, or hiding under her desk while she works. As they age, they arenât as attached to her hip as they once were, but that bond never fades. Some nights the gods will find the 3 lying under a tree together fast asleep, or huddled together laughing about one of their domains or new topics.
Thank you for listening đ
awww that is so adorable omg
big sister athena is my jam :D
i love them being so close that is lovely i need this as a fic desperately actually
thank you for sharing :D
Antinous: None of us can string the bow, its clearly a Rigged Challenge! Make a different Challenge! Penelope: Skill issue. Antinous: I am serious, a different challenge now. Penelope: Fine, battle to the death. The last Suitor alive is the only one worthy of being by my side. Antinous: What kind of psychopath would agree to that? Odysseus: (Stabbing him in the back) Bet
The sillies
When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks youâre cooked, youâre definitely cooked
Double crush, double trouble
i humbly request some circe x warrior penelope
Your humble request has been accepted :D
have a there are other ways sketch (it was very spedrun sorryy)