me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!
me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

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@fionaemily
me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!
me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men
i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies
let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
4th of july
America:
Other countries:
This is what 4th of July is really about. When Gaga and Beyonce posioned all those people in that restaurant for our freedom to dance. Let us never forget.
our founding fathers died for this
me when I’m surrounded by people with too much american pride
Wang Feng S/S 2017
me when my friend comes out of the changeroom:
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
Types Of Friends When A Boy Fucks You Over
The Rihanna- Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her
The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of them
The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment
The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you
The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”
The Cardi B- Literally will kill him
The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him
The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more
I want all these friends
I’m a Nicki Minaj/Rihanna mash up
can anyone help me answer this
what the fuck?
made my biggest, brightest and most floral fuck ever.