[firthbetterorfirthworse]

My Unhinged Projects

I have to admit, I originally made this blog to have somewhere to talk about when my brain went off the rails and I watched every one of Colin Firth's acting credits with a spreadsheet at hand.

Then when that was over, my brain looked around and went "what's next?" and landed on watching every Pride & Prejudice screen adaptation I could lay my hands on.

If you hear me talking about my projects, this is what I mean. Welcome to the inside of my brain, I know it's a mess but please wipe your feet on the mat.

Thanks for listening I love you all

[cryptidjeepers]

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[homunculus-argument]

"fuck the sun and all of you, I do not consent to being seen or shined upon" outfit/headwear concept (these, but all in black, with silver accents wherever applicable):

[kisnin]

All of these are literally Jedi and Sith fits

[homunculus-argument]

No I don't think you're seeing my vision here: I meant all of those separate items combined, as elements of the same outfit.

[taciturn-nerd]

"I'm so sick of sports movies that follow the conventions that make it a sports movie!" says Ino Bettranyone, the director and producer of an upcoming film about your favorite historical baseball player.

"I mean, what's with those helmets that batters wear? It's so unfashionable. Those have got to go. And those pants are so restrictive. I'm going to show that the protagonist is a rebel and an independent thinker by having them wear cut-off jeans and run to third base instead of going to first. They'll also have waist-length free-flowing hair that they never tie up when the run."

"What? No, of course I didn't read up anything about sports history or the rules of baseball."

(Yes, this is satire about how the makers of period dramas sometime completely dismiss the social constraints and conventions of that era that make period dramas interesting, and you know, true to the time period.)

[thehydrantsareopen]

Hadestown Original Broadway Cast | Hadestown, West-End

📹 : Pro-Shot

[lizardposting]

it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

[jojoallover]

I don’t know what the answer is but it’s probably butter or garlic.

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[worddevourer]

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

[dr-archeville]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

[talas-first-lady]

[ellynneversweet]

Pride and Prejudice fic should really feature more of Kitty being called ‘JaneLizzyLydddie-whoever you are! You. Stop sneezing.’

Followed by Kitty going ‘it’s Kitty!’, and Mary looking appalled in the background about how she has once again been left out.

[aphrostiel]

gonzo meets mr. spock

[veliseraptor]

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

[dionysiaproductions]

My rabbits have a vendetta against this one section of carpet. Since I can't figure out why they do, I like to pretend they're trying to dig up a ghost.

GET THAT SPOOK OUTTA THIS BURROW

[thehauntedswan]

SHE DREAMS ABOUT ADVENTURE,

Because in france, it's the medieval season. A really, really important part of my life.

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