Idgaf

Anchovy Delight. We serve with the respect you deserve, which is none.

[fizhybusiness]

im gonna put an anchovy in the middle of ur pizza no matter what u order cuz i dont like u lol

[wulfums]

Really gonna give it my nothing today

[fizhybusiness]

What do you think of Eleanor?

shes cool but i think she has a crush on me lol

[fizhybusiness]

Thoughts on fig on pizza?

man idfc im just trying to do my job

[solidago-j]

cowboy anchovies and their herd of cow bream

[silverpolish]

aquarium outfit inspo

[woolieshubris]

i loved the vision so i thought id bring it to fruition.

[kushblazer666]

[peachybunpizza]

My uncle is currently at the hospital because he got into a pretty bad incident, and i thought i would SLIGHTLY re-decorate his pizzeria...i hope he won’t be mad.

What do we think?

[rockstars-pizza]

YOU DID WHAT.

[fizhybusiness]

bro you got into an accident what

[fizhybusiness]

this girl came in and told me about her digestive issues just like that quack doctor recently and she asked for something that might help. that guy said peaches help, so I gave her peaches. turned out she wanted figs???? if she knew the answer why not just tell me what she wanted dude im not a shit doctor i just make pizzas for a living

[fizhybusiness]

just had to make a pizza for someone allergic to seafood. didnt get to put a single anchovy on it. truly disappointing. go somewhere else next time

[fizhybusiness]

so are ovenists asshat im the only fuckin soul running this stupid joint and these peoples patience is paper thin so sorry i forgot your order one time ig

[fizhybusiness]

wow i almost thought my day was gonna be exciting

[fizhybusiness]

tf did u only give me 4 stars for then

[rockstars-pizza]

These orders are ridiculous. Why put riddles instead of just ordering like a normal person?? Is this something my mind can't comprehend?? The hell??

[fizhybusiness]

preach

[fizhybusiness]

you think these people go to the crematorium after their loved ones have passed away and tell the people there "please make that extra crispy !"

[fizhybusiness]

called this person strange for saying they loved me and they deleted their reply lol bye ig

[fizhybusiness]

JUST TELL ME YOU WANT TWO PESTO PIZZAS WITH PEPPERONI CHEESE AND SAUSAGE. GOD