垃圾王

dan howell, professional procrastinator. usually asleep.@ yeezystan

[trvorphilips]

[theofficesource]

[flavourtownmayor-blog]

Me: overshares

Me: apologizes for oversharing

Me: overshares again immediately after

[flavourtownmayor-blog]

hey Pals like this if i can message u on aim

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

anyways. When can I start screaming

[wh-orgasmic-deactivated20170109]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[flavourtownmayor-blog]

hey Pals like this if i can message u on aim

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

i am so here for friends who randomly start typing and sending paragraphs at me. like it doesnt matter if  youre excited about something or if you just wanna talk a lot about a specific thing. im so here for that. its all interesting & i wanna hear

[haroldstitties81]

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

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[weoutherelosers]

[lindsayslohan]

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) dir. Joel Gallen

[sophsmagotes]

there’s something to be said for people who genuinely make you feel safer. even if they’re far away from you, their existence is so calming and beautiful, that it makes everything seem better somehow.

[the1013file]

I got back my X-Files VHS cassettes in my mom’s attic! :D

[flavourtownmayor-blog]

reasons why dan's a fail #10000000 probably

i put the wrong aim in my description