Cats, Randomness, and Life

Let's face it... This blog is mostly cats. /22//Scorpio//Bisexual/

[svnflowerdreams]

the ache in my chest that makes me believe i'm unwanted by everyone

[in-over-my-head]

I'm feel like I'm the easiest person for everyone to replace. Insignificant and unimportant

[in-over-my-head]

Just sitting here wondering if I'll ever be enough

[marucos]

Helltaker

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[marshalsbooty]

lip balm buddies huh

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

THE FIRST MEMES

[air-kiki]

“I like to eat the ears first!”

THEY REMEMBERED!

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[toastbutteregg]

selling my kidney for this

[tokyo-fashion]

19-year-old Japanese beauty school students Yumi and Shion - a big Billie Eilish fan - on the street in Harajuku wearing colorful looks with items by Hyper Couture, Kobinai, ME Harajuku, Baby Shoop, F21, Furla, and Office Kiko by Kiko Mizuhara. Full Looks

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[kinokochouchou]

“i should draw” she thinks and just fucking doesnt

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[motive11331]

[theartofanimation]

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[lord-of-mudora-deactivated20230]

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

[thenamesiwantedrtaken-deactivat]

Oh my god, it’s so evil I love it