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Last night’s parish council meeting: a lesson in community suffering and the perils of polyester shorts. There we were, twenty-odd souls stewing in the Village Hall, airless as a forgotten lunchbox and twice as fragrant. I wore linen — blissfully cool and about as opaque as a wet teabag — while the committee paraded their knees with abandon. Picture Mr Butterworth’s thighs: pale as supermarket tofu, yet somehow less appetising. Points of order included: “Can we allocate funds to repair the urn before Mrs Egerton’s bridge night?” and “Is it legal to keep geese in a Fiat Panda boot if the window’s open?”

Escaped home, shed the linen, and collapsed on the garden bench, letting the shade and breeze do their thing. Modesty? Overrated. Sun on bare flesh is life’s finest gift — unless the neighbour’s drone is overhead.

After the Parish Meeting Tanka

Flesh greets open air,

nipples perk in leafy shade,

summer’s gentle breeze —

linen puddled at my feet,

freedom hums beneath the trees.

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Back at my happy place the beach!

It’s so exciting having the University start back up the fall semester so many nice young well built men on the beach

This beach bar is one of my funniest locations to hang out flirt with the guys and suck a few cocks

Wanted to remind you guys it’s so important that you groom your entire cock, your shaft, your balls, and the area around your cock so that when we give you a blow job, we don’t end up with a bunch of hair in our teeth

Always be prepared for a great long blow job always be well groomed.

Always treat the woman who is putting her face between your crotch with respect, please.

I’m always encouraging women to give more blow jobs. It helps me if you guys are respectful and see this natural and Healthy; not thinking anything we’re doing is Naughty nor Dirty.

Thank you Stacy

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Reinvention after sixty: it’s like discovering a forgotten tin of Quality Street behind the bread bin — unexpected, a bit sticky, but surprisingly delightful. You wake up one day, trade your sensible knickers for something sheer, and suddenly you’re Lady Bee in the garden, limbs akimbo, cackling at blackbirds and gravity alike. Self-expression? It’s everything from donning cheeky cardis to writing poems on Tesco receipts. Sure, your knees mutter mutiny and your neighbours raise an eyebrow, but who cares? Life’s a jumble sale — grab a feather boa and strut. Age is just another canvas, and darling, we’ve got all the crayons.

Tanka time, darlings —

Earl Grey in my shoe,

clouds shaped like Yorkshire puddings,

stockings on the line—

if you could be anyone, who?

Lady Bee

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