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@foreverincontempt
"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
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Lovino, mi amigo, I love you, but if you’ve reached a low where you fuck a pizza, then you need help- Wait, you said you are a pizza? [places both hands on his arms] seek Jesus.
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
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[she falls dramatically onto the couch with a long groan ] Obviously not literally but my ovaries are murdering me, look at him. He’s gorgeous! [ She hands over her phone ]
(( CHRIST. ))
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
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I took you as more of a stoner than a meth head. Or what, is your meth lab just your kitchen? Let me guess, it’s actually rock candy, yeah?
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"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
"why is the only angry one black?"
"get in loser, we're going sledding,"
"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
"i could go back and pretend to be you,"
"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
"you're tearing this family apart, ___"
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
"wanna hear a joke? your future,"
"i would like to order all the money,"
"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
"do it for the vine,"
"you dress like an idiot,"
"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
"hey you forgot something. your social life,"
"help me hide this body in here,"
"did you just propose, using emojis?"
"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
"it's called capitalism,"
"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
"shit, we on national television,"
"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
"can you leave my house please?"
"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"can i pay you in swag?"
"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
"what the flipper?"
"santa isn't real,"
"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
"fuck it, i ain't running,"
"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
"i'll ask my mom,"
"smooth as butter,"
Flower emoji meme. ((I'm sorry if this is too late, feel free to ignore it.))
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49. “Far too long since we’ve seen each other ” hug
Oh how long has it been since she’s seen her dear friend Sakura? Weeks?months? Years?! It was terrible, additionally since they’ve also lost touch with each other. School came up, work responsibilities, moving was the biggest problem perhaps. Oh, but thank the stars in heaven for granting them the long held wish to meet again. And now, standing in the middle of the JFK airport, the two were caught in a tight embrace. Tears were shed, nails dug into shoulders, and many ‘oh my gods’ were exchanged.
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Katerina just blinked back at Desi, trying to follow any bit of whatever the fuck she was saying. It was bad enough she could barely understand her when she spoke English, but what in the fuck was this bullshit? French? Dutch? She had just completely switch languages on her. Still she nodded, just agreeing for now, hopefully it wasn’t anything terrible. “mm hmm, tell me more.”
"I understand a little shorter, but as soon as I take off these heels you won't be able to see me. Besides, Capris look great on you, you have some nice legs." She giggles lightly then places her hands on her hips. "Gracias but it's terrible to manage, but I love the thought of elf quee. Maybe when Christmas comes around I can put in a good word for you!"
{Oh man and she’s back to pouting once again, maybe even a little flustered,this wont end well} Oh callate, thoughts of me are probably the best thoughts that go through your mind anyways. Admit it, you enjoy the thought of me. {And again to poking his chest}
The best? Very wishful thinking if you ask me. [donT Poke his chest he just finds it funnY] [look at him now he’s snickering] Yes? You’re an enigma. One minute you like the idea of scaring me and now you want me to enjoy the thought of you. Which one is it, love?
Ay porfavor, I stopped wishing for things when I was 5 years old. [That's the only thing she ever does tho] [like just poke poke poke] Well, those are two different things if you think about it cariño. But then again there's nothing wrong with both, no? Why can't I be able to scare you, yet let you enjoy the thought of me? Which clearly you already do.
[fresh food vending machines exist B ) but they dont exist everywhere thats for sure]
Mari? Is that her name? [Bends down a little, hovering the sandwich just a little under the couch] Is she big on tuna because I’m hoping she doesn’t fuck me up by eating the entire thing. I’m kind of hungry myself.
[sobs i’d like to find one someday. Specifcally before work yeezus ] j
No, her name is Marshmallow, because she looks llike a toasted marshmallow, but Mari is like a nickname. [The cat is planning on making a run for it as soon as no ones watching] If she does and this works I’ll make you a sandwich or something.
[Stands straight]
You won’t be making anything anytime soon with the way this is working out. [Huffs a little, returning her glance to her bait before noticing a chunk of it missing] ….How on god’s earth-
A la más mierda.
[ She places her hands on her hips before getting down to look for the cat under the couch] How did she get it so fast?! She never moves that fast! We... we need to set up a trap.
@foreverincontempt
He jogged up to catch up with her “Ah! Uno momento, senorita!” He panted once he was close enough to her, taking a moment to catch his breath before facing her. Holding out a phone “Is this yours? You must have dropped it somewhere!”
"Que-" Quickly she checked her purse, noticing that her phone actually was missing. She glanced over at the male and pressed the home button on the device. "Ay dios, si. Gracias." She exclaimed as she saw the unforgettable picture of her cat as the lock screen. "You're a life saver, where did you find it?"
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✎ = speaking in a different language .
Katerina just blinked back at Desi, trying to follow any bit of whatever the fuck she was saying. It was bad enough she could barely understand her when she spoke English, but what in the fuck was this bullshit? French? Dutch? She had just completely switch languages on her. Still she nodded, just agreeing for now, hopefully it wasn’t anything terrible. “mm hmm, tell me more.”
“It is pretty dumb,” she agreed, nodding her head. She had been out of high school for a little under a year, and it was still pretty easy to look back at all the dumb things that had happened in high school. “But I mean, it wasn’t bad. At least I got my homework done in there. Even though everyone was laughing at me. All I can say is suck it you guys. Cause none of them got scholarships for anything.”
“Exactly,” Katerina said, placing her hand on her hip. “Screw them, look who’s laughing now. And more successful. High school is so weird when you look back at it. It’s like all the things people used to laugh about and tease you about is what made you what you are now. Someone even better.”
“True. I mean, I used to get made fun of for my freckles and the fact that I was taller than most of the guys at my school. But I mean, the freckles are adorable and I can reach things that are high up. Screw those guys.” She laughed to herself.
"Okay, I need you to show me every person that made fun of them because clearly they need a wake up call. I'd kill for your height and freckles. I mean, look at me I'm like an elf or something. And you," she motions at her, "you're like like a gorgeous model."
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✎ = speaking in a different language .
Katerina just blinked back at Desi, trying to follow any bit of whatever the fuck she was saying. It was bad enough she could barely understand her when she spoke English, but what in the fuck was this bullshit? French? Dutch? She had just completely switch languages on her. Still she nodded, just agreeing for now, hopefully it wasn’t anything terrible. “mm hmm, tell me more.”
“It is pretty dumb,” she agreed, nodding her head. She had been out of high school for a little under a year, and it was still pretty easy to look back at all the dumb things that had happened in high school. “But I mean, it wasn’t bad. At least I got my homework done in there. Even though everyone was laughing at me. All I can say is suck it you guys. Cause none of them got scholarships for anything.”
“Exactly,” Katerina said, placing her hand on her hip. “Screw them, look who’s laughing now. And more successful. High school is so weird when you look back at it. It’s like all the things people used to laugh about and tease you about is what made you what you are now. Someone even better.”
Must you continue to express your love for eating them when you can read the distress on my face? [pinches the bridges of his nose tbH] Is this because of that whole decaf incident?
Oh si, of course I have to! How else am I supposed to entertain myself with you?. [She begins to pull out her phone] Oh no, I told you it’s going to be way worse for the decaf. But here let me show you how good it can be. [She shows him these two pics yes] Grilled and in soup. Pero like, it tastes so much better grilled.
“Mhm. I mean, you can’t really go wrong with any instrument besides the kazoo, in my opinion. But I think the mandolin’s got some work to do. It could use some more representation.”
“Are you saying the kazoo isn’t a good enough instrument? I think it’s pretty neat as long as it’s not being blown in your ear no? But la mandolina is already popular enough in like... España I think.”
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✎ = speaking in a different language .
Katerina just blinked back at Desi, trying to follow any bit of whatever the fuck she was saying. It was bad enough she could barely understand her when she spoke English, but what in the fuck was this bullshit? French? Dutch? She had just completely switch languages on her. Still she nodded, just agreeing for now, hopefully it wasn’t anything terrible. “mm hmm, tell me more.”
“It can be fun unless your on the receiving end. Then you get yelled at by your 10th grade math teacher and sent to detention and everyone laughs at you and calls you "white girl,” she said. “I mean I am, but I didn’t need that.” She knew a little more Spanish now, considering she had studied a bit in high school and many of the residents of her home state were Spanish speakers, but she still wasn’t anywhere close to fluent.
“Ay dios that does sound terrible. Detention was never a fun thing no, no.” She shakes her head, placing her hands on her hips. “And for them to just call you white girl is stupid.”She runs her fingers through her hair and just huffs. “But then again, high school is pretty stupid no matter what you do there.”
Tino! Come here, I want to try and pick you up!
Oh, okay! Have you been lifting weights again? Will you finally let me pick YOU up? *he laughs as he jogs to her*
Si I have! I feel so pumped! [ She readys herself to lift him up ] But no Tino, we’ve talked about this, you can’t pick me up until I’m taller than you without heels on.
