I thrive upon chaos

Can you tell?

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Verlaine: Oh NOW you need me?

Chuuya: You coming out the basement or not?

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Atsushi: Why do you call Chuuya a

Slug?

Dazai: I feel like this is self explanatory, but I've got you. He sticks to walls.

Akutagawa: Why call Dazai mackerel ?

Chuuya: *has been waiting for someone to ask so he can reveal Dazai throws roll on the floor temper tantrums*

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It's canon that the Detective Agency has a cow in Wan. Thing is I want them to show up in the actual show and try to fight a Mafia member. Bonus points if Fukuzawa allows Dazai to unleash them on Mori.

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Dazai: Fukuzawa can we keep this orphan?

Fukuzawa: That's not a good idea.

Dazai: He turns into a big cat.

Fukuzawa: Lead with that next time. Obviously he needs us.

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Dazai, age 15, full confession: That's what makes me love you.

Chuuya: Lol, gross.

*little cracking sounds from Dazai's heart and pride*

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Lol imma say the exact same thing to a friend that doesnt watch bsd to get their reaction

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I support you!

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Dazai, age 15, full confession: That's what makes me love you.

Chuuya: Lol, gross.

*little cracking sounds from Dazai's heart and pride*

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Oda: He kicked you into a wall?

Dazai: and in the face after he stomped on me.

Ango: and you're happy about that?

Dazai: I've never liked pain more 😊

Ango: Therapy. You're going to therapy.

Dazai: Oda!

Oda: No I agree. Time out for you.

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Chuuya: What are you doing?!

Dazai: Trying to win my boyfriend back.

Chuuya: What boyfriend?

Dazai: Sigma

Chuuya: Sigma's not your boyfriend, I'm your boyfriend!

Dazai: Say that again?

Chuuya, blushing: No.

Dazai with an evil smile and recorder: It's ok I've got it right here.

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Dazai "pull his hair, poke his face, and cradle Chuuya when he wipes out" Osamu:

Hate you.

Chuuya "fought Cthulhu, Smaug, and zombie ex-mafia boss for looking at Dazai" Nakahara:

Hate you more.

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Verlaine: You couldn't get under my skin if you tried.

Kouyou: Oh really?

*calls Chuuya*

Chuuya: Yes Ane-san?

Kouyou staring Verlaine down: Sorry what was that?

Chuuya: I said yes Ane-san?

Kouyou covering the phone: Hows that?

Verlaine: 😭

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Elise: *grabs Q and Chuuya's hands* Tea time!

Dazai: Can I come too?

Elise: No. Tea time is for royalty and you are no princess.

Dazai: *crawling through vents to get to the tea room with some of Kaiji's bombs*

I'm the best princess.

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YOUR BLOG IS SOOO FUNNY LMAO 😭😭😭😭

The Kunikida and Dazai and Chuuya one…. Laughing my ass off 💀💀

@cyber-sweets THANK YOU I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL NOW! Tbh now that I know about that ship I'm not letting it go.

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Dazai: So you're not mad about the little dance with Sigma 🥺?

Chuuya passive aggressively packing: No 😊.

Dazai: Seems like your mad 🧐.

Chuuya: Not at all. Ryu pack a bag we're going to visit your uncle Adam and Shirase 😒.

Dazai: Ok so a little pissed then 😅.

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Dazai watching Chuuya fight: Putting the Ara ara in arahabaki.

Kouyou: What does that mean?

Verlaine: I'm gonna kill him.

Kouyou: I don't get it.

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Rimbaud: If you scratch your possessed boyfriend behind the ear he may just start kicking like a dog.

Dazai: Interesting.

Verlaine: We run?

Chuuya: *already on the ceiling*

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Akutagawa: Why do you always say Dazai's name like that?

Chuuya: Like what? Like minding your own business? Biting people I heard?

Akutagawa: Jeez, at least I'd be a good actor.

Chuuya: What was that?

Akutagawa: Nothing!

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Fyodor in the helicopter 😭