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artemis fowl / she/her

[atticuswastaken]

How it feels telling people I use tumblr in the big 26

[literally-iris]

"Oh Artemis Fowl would be an Athena kid, Artemis would be a Tyche kid-" EHHHH wrong (In my opinion at least).

Artemis would be a Nike kid. POSSIBLY a Hermes kid.

My argument for Nike is that little boy LOVES having the last word. He hates losing and finds it BLASPHEMOUS when somebody proves him wrong. And for Hermes? The dude kidnaps a fairy, swindles them out of gold, and continues to trick and manipulate people throughout the entire series.

[benji-doodles]

[weeinterpreter]

Still salty about Disney looking at our fantastic criminal mastermind and went "What if he was nice. And good. And a wuss."

And someone from the back, "And make him a surfer!"

He could have earned his place next to Scar and Hades and Ursula. But nooooo... They wanted another Disney princes.

[nikkiflinn]

Artemis Fowl - The Opal Deception

A super old picture drawing. I'm trying to get some of these old ones up here, mixing them in with some newer art.

[artemisfowlcodex]

I went into The Time Paradox to find a line reference and oh my GOD I forgot that Artemis shot a magnesium flare into Opal's face and closed her visor behind it. That's genuinely the most brutal thing that boy's ever done, and he didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt about it because he was like 'Eh, what's a few third-degree burns when you have magic?'

[valhelos]

[slushybugcat]

What if I put Batman and Artemis Fowl in the same room

What if I put Batman and Artemis Fowl in the same room with the joker

[artemisardw]

What if u put Batman and Artemis Fowl with the room with the Joker and Opal.

Shits about to go down.

[ven-ugh]

It’s still pride month so I’m not late HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[weeinterpreter]

Butler's Wisdom Wednesday

🐟 (Disguise) Tip 23: People will just assume you’re a chef if you shout in French and carry a large fish.

The fish was load-bearing to the mission...

I'm not at liberty to discuss in what ways.

#survivalskillsforcivilians #survivalskillsforcivillians #academylife #bodyguardcore

[genderlesssnake]

Y’all ever try to call your boyfriend but he’s lowk about to die

[fortisloid]

alexmis comedy template

[crinkle-cut-pickle-bucket]

Trying to draw on purpose, outside of hyperfocus induced trances. What came out was Holly Short from Artemis Fowl. (BTW, was anyone else devastated by the Disney movie adaptation?)

[theblackrainbowyt]

Trouble kelp is a child of divorce. The divorce being julius root and raine vinyaya

[artemisfowlcodex]

Artemis: You’ve just given me a million-dollar idea… Holly: I could use a million bucks, can I have it back?

[ven-ugh]

Ooooh I haven’t been here for a while (I didn’t even notice)

Anyway I won’t make any promises but I’d like to continue drawing tarot cards with them so probably to be continued

[nowiwalkunderapinksky]

Me sitting and watching my friends obsessed with PJO and Harry Potter talking abt their new content while I still wait for anything Artemis Fowl related