Devour the dead

random acts of awesomeness!

[lionfloss]

by Ida Lissner

[charliedzilla]

Zombie vermin

[frank-pourmeanother-james]

A lot has changed since 2015

[frank-pourmeanother-james]

Just my nails

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[iraffiruse]

Onward, steed!

[mouthflex-deactivated20161230]

This happened and humans still think they are the only intelligent life form on earth…

[snejkha]

[socialpsychopathblr]

[ubernoir]

my burning heart by r9a

[halharl-infigar]

[thekidshouldseethis]

A transparent plastic ball filled with helium floats in an all white room. Attached are 300 charcoal sticks that make the ball look a bit like a flu germ, a “a post-industrial creature” that awaits interaction with an enthusiastic, hands-on audience. This is artist Karina Smigla-Bobinski‘s ADA, a toy-like kinetic sculpture that leaves black marks wherever it makes contact on walls, ceilings, floors, hands, etc… And though people try to control where it touches and how it spins, its lines are often independent and unpredictable.

Watch the video.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

#some scp shit

[lhazaar]

#i love my friend the shitposting orb (via schizodeadpool)

[roachpatrol]

ALL HAIL THE SHITPOSTING ORB

[bunnyfood]

[frank-pourmeanother-james]

me: *summons a demon god*

demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE

me: yes good, get on it

demon god: WAIT, WHAT

me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

[trapcard]

I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square the fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

[processintegrated]

#im also free to fight your family that is awful to you just say when

[trapcard]

I can and will power bomb your racist grandma through a table into her casket don’t play

[sothoros]

[jouskia-deactivated20150706]

is this what responsibilities look like

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

[barricadefairytales]

acting

[naked-yogi]

do you ever wonder if your ex’s masturbate to you though

[purrson]

[shiseidoforever-deactivated2015]

janemba

[capacity]

Me

[nathansummers]

So I am not at APP this year and they made a cardboard cutout of Me. Paul King has been up to no good with it 😂😂😂😂😂 my favorite is the last one 😄😄😄😄😄

[princess-peapod-deactivated2018]

This is fantastic.

[gogosavvy]

I love Paul so much, hahaha! This is pure gold!

[luisgpiercing]

OMG, best thing ever, even though I’ve seen it a bunch.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahagagag

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

perrymdoig and I had $150 each on that thing during the auction, damn it Billy!

[kev-n]

Jfc