"all my mates killed frogs anyways"

"i preferred a straightforward killing with a bash, hold the legs and just smash 'em on the head." proud connectors of paul mccartney's frog crimes with mclennon.

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paul mccartney killing frogs under the cut

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did paul’s crimes make YOUR top songs this year? 🐸🔪

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go on paul... take a sip. take that sip of GUILT.

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another fan added to the frogkillerpaulmccartney fan club. this time it’s the only one that matters. the murderer himself. he is not forgiven

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paul killed frogs for john. it was an act that only star-crossed lovers could carry out, like romeo & juliet except instead of killing themselves they killed innocent amphibians. they knew they could never display their love so they took their fury out, not on the society that scorned them, but on helpless creatures smaller than them. they needed to feel big. they needed to feel in control. this is what hey jude is about.

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🎶 killin’ frogs and singin’ songs and skewering amphibians by the pond 🎶

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👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔪🐸 😏 👅

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i’m quitting the band because of you mclennon. get a goddamn room. hare krishna.

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gotcha 📸

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he wishes he could bulk up for john. that's why he killed frogs. for the protein. his crimes are not forgiven.

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Will the frogs haunt Paul this Halloween? 🐸 🎃

oh i think you and i both know the answer to that.

they’re built-in halloween decorations at this point

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🎶 killin’ frogs and singin’ songs and skewering amphibians by the pond 🎶

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👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔪🐸 😏 👅

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i’m quitting the band because of you mclennon. get a goddamn room. hare krishna.

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Uh oh…Paul better not see this 🐸🐸

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foolish of you to think he hasn’t seen this and taken his inspiration already… the 50th anniversary of frog murder propaganda is upon us

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paul mccartney’s iconic green “frog killer” style

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[letmeprocessthis]: Your blogs moved me deeply

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]: imagine there's no heaven… for frog killers like paul

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can we talk about the fact that paul mccartney used to kill frogs because he enjoyed it? can we talk about how he consciously decided to kill frogs because he enjoyed the act of killing frogs? can we talk about how utterly despicable that is? can we talk about how 1950s britain was the ideal place for a frog murderer like mccartney to be raised in?

can we talk about how magical it must have felt for him to show john lennon his frog skewer fence and for john to respond by literally making out with him on the spot? can we talk about how paul wasn’t drawn to john lennon because of his looks but because he knew john would love to see massacred frogs? can we talk about how what they both really needed and revelled in was the thrill of the hunt of frogs and the romantic act of killing them together?