[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[64mpg]

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[ftladystardust]

AirPods are god’s strongest soldiers if you really think about it

[ftladystardust]

Like I’ve had my AirPods Pro since they launched and so far they’ve been dropped at multiple concerts, waterlogged by the ocean, lost on an airplane, experienced countless bus rides and sweaty long runs, and been chewed by my dog numerous times and they’re still working perfectly fine. The hinge is completely broken and I lost the lid my junior year of high school and I can’t find the left bud currently but it will come back to me when it’s ready. I’m honestly terrified to retire these one day because they’ve been so resilient I feel like someone’s spirit is living inside them

[ftladystardust]

AirPods are god’s strongest soldiers if you really think about it

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[ftladystardust]

I’m so tired of proteintiktokmaxxing let’s start lifemaxxing. Let’s start drinking 2L of water a day and hydrating our skin. Let’s exercise routinely if we are able bodied and well enough to do so. Let’s start playing sudoku instead of doomscrolling. Let’s eat significantly more fiber. Let’s get fresh air at least once a day. Let’s regulate our nervous systems more efficiently

[padurenii]

Soviet Era Murals in Kazakhstan and Tashkent, Uzbekistan

[ftladystardust]

We need to find a better phrase for encouragement than “do it scared”. What if I’m always doing it scared. It’s like Schrödingers Scared except the scared is a constant so we should be treating it like an omnipresent fear that no words can penetrate

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[ftladystardust]

Just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets I hope they give Jackie a proper send off oh my gosh :(

[ftladystardust]

Holy fucking shit

[ftladystardust]

Just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets I hope they give Jackie a proper send off oh my gosh :(

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[ruthiepenn]

Thanks @_ibatullin_ildar_.

[ftladystardust]

Finally started watching Yellowjackets prepare for me to get fucking crazy