👅Real Life Hoe Tips👅
1. This SHOULD go without saying, but wash your vag and ass before hooking up. Use a mild unscented soap with water, or an OBGYN approved wash like Summer’s Eve (warning: products like Summer’s Eve do a great job of cleaning your pussy, but because they absorb some of your natural moisture, they may make you less wet during sex. Try washing yourself an hour or two before having sex, and use lube just in case.)
2. Do kegels (squeeze your vaginal muscles) when ya man is fucking you. It makes it tighter for him, and less likely for you to queef.
3. On queefing: it’s literally just air escaping your vagina from being fucked too fast in a certain position. Yes, it makes an embarrassing sound, but any mature man will know that its totally normal and nothing to be grossed out by. To lessen their occurence, do kegels (both during and not during sex) to strenghten vaginal muscles, arch your back more, slow down the sex pace a little, and try positions that it doesnt typically happen in (doggystyle is usually the most queef-likely position).
4. Make👏your👏blowjobs👏wet👏as👏fuck👏. Literally slobber or slowly spit on the dick while going down on him. It makes it feel better for him, and it makes it easier for you to slide it down ya throat.
5. If you can’t deepthroat: do #4 above, and suck on the head while jacking off the shaft. Drives them crazy.
6. Make eye contact while sucking dick every once in a while. I like to look him dead in the eye as I run my tongue up his shaft, from base to tip.
7. When deepthroating, swirl your tongue around the base of his shaft for extra stimualtion as you take him in and out of your mouth.
8. Never ever ever use teeth on his dick or balls unless he specifically tells you to.
9. Be careful with his balls; don’t squeeze or suck too hard. I actually dont even touch the balls unless he asks me to, every guy is different in terms of sensitivity down there.
10. Before hooking up, rub a vanilla-scented lotion on your ass cheeks, inner thighs, tits, and upper pubic mound. This’ll make your most sexual areas smell amazing, and husky smells like vanilla are proven to be more of a turn on (these smells trigger release of endorphins). Note: DO NOT PUT SCENTED LOTION ON YOUR VULVA OR ASSHOLE.
11. Eating pineapples and cranberries make your pussy taste sweeter.
12. If you shave your pussy, make sure to use a fresh blade, shave in a diagonal/horizontal direction against hair growth, and pat your pubic mound with tea tree oil after shaving for a smooth kitty.
13. Shave your asshole too: I prop my leg up against the tub/counter and go at an angle that way. There really is no perfect system to doing this unfortunately.
14. Brush your teeth or chew some gum before sex. Basic hygiene, people.
15. This is gonna sound weird as fuck, but stretch before sex. Make sure your legs are warmed up before going over to hookup, because y'all don’t even know how painful it is the next morning after having your legs being spread farther than should be physically possible.
16. Talking dirty can take your sex game farther than you’d imagine. Use little phrases like “you eat/fuck this pussy so good,” “I love this cock of yours,” “just like that,” “you feel so good inside me,” “i love how big you are,” “you’re gonna make me cum all over this dick/face,” “your cock tastes so good,” etc etc etc.
17. Things to do while fucking in missionary, moan in his ear, gently bite/lick his ear, kiss his neck, bite his collarbone, whisper “fuck” whenever he hits a good spot, run your nails up his arms/back, run your fingers through his hair, etc.
18. Don’t just lay there while he gives it to you; throw your ass back on that dick during doggystyle, rise your hips against him during missionary, meet his thrusts for a deeper fuck.
19. Keep a hairtie with you at all times if you have longer hair. Throwing your hair up makes it get in the way a lot less.
20. Don’t pressure your partner into doing something they aren’t comfortable. If you aren’t sure about whether or not they’re okay with something, literally ASK “Is this okay?” “Does this feel good?” “Do you want to _________?” “Tell me where you want me, baby.” Consent should not be a mood killer.
21. When blowing a dude, moan around his dick once in a while. The vibrations feel good for him, and letting him know you’re also having fun pleasing him can be a huge turn on.
22. Play with your clit while he’s fucking you. Not only does this provide more stimualtion for you, it makes your pussy wetter for him, and gives him a nice view.
23. Pee after sex.
24. Always always always use protection. If he doesn’t wear a condom, and you don’t have your own contraceptives, don’t fuck. You can always just go down on each other and call it a night.
25. If he fucks without protection, buy Plan B as soon as possible. The sooner you take it, the more likely it will work. It’s available in any local pharmacy, usually near the pads, tampons, and condoms. $50 is a small price to pay for avoiding an untimely pregnancy.
26. Pulling out does not mean you can’t get pregnant. Precum can have residual sperm cells left over from previous ejaculations, even hours later. While the chances of getting pregnant from precum are slim to none, use protection just in case.
27. Drawing out foreplay as long as possible can make for fantastic sex. Give him a massage, suck his dick nice and slow, tease him, strip slowly, feel each other through your clothes. Building up that tension can lead to a mind-blowing fuck.
❤That’s all for now hoes, have fun and be safe❤
