Looking at the photo, I can't help but think about two things:
The first is how so many boys can manage two or three of them AND the ubiquitous litres of fizzy drinks & shakes.
The second, is just how wide my butthole would be need to stretch to eject the turd from just one portion of this food. One more fry, then I'd probably be wide enough to be roughly gangbanged & fisted by the entire British Army. No lube required.
On second thoughts, let's make that probable, a definite.
I remember a Mrs. Marmot; she was the head teacher in a large secondary school in North London, back in the mid '90s. She was a lovely lady and had a lot of time for everyone. However, the poor darling looked very much like this by Friday afternoons.
A team of theoretical physicists working with Microsoft today published an amazing pre-print research paper describing the universe as a self-learning system of evolutionary laws. In other words: We live inside a computer that learns.
Dubbed “The Autodidactic Universe,” and published to arXiv today, the paper spans 80 pages and lays out a pretty good surface argument for a novel, nuanced theory of everything.
Here’s my take: Based on my interpretation of this paper, the universe was either going to exist or it wasn’t going to exist. The fact it exists tells us how that worked out. Whatever contrivance (law) caused that to happen set the stage for whatever was going to happen next.
The paper argues that the laws governing the universe are an evolutionary learning system. In other words: the universe is a computer and, rather than exist in a solid state, it perpetuates through a series of laws that change over time.
How’s it work? That’s the tough part. The researchers explain the universe as a learning system by invoking machine learning systems. Just like we can teach machines to perform unfolding functions over time, that is, to learn, the laws of the universe are essentially algorithms that do work in the form of learning operations.
This is what happens when bored people spend far too long staring at a computer screen. I recommend they find the off button and live in a field for a few years. Preferably far away from the rest of society, and even further away from anyone who loves the Christian bible; especially the psychotic Born Again & Evangelicals.
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