would he fuck his clone
charles: absolutely intends to fuck his own clone but his clone then also tries to fuck him???? and he's not doing that. they end up trying to play chess but they get so mad the trash the entire hotel room.
oscar: would say he wouldn't, no. alone in a room with his clone they somehow end up in an argument about tire compounds. when asked about the experience afterwards, oscar says he had a great time.
max: yes. "maybe i'm fucking my clone right now," he says, waggling his eyebrows. but we can see that you're not? "actually because of course if there are clones there might be two of me and obviously those would be the ones fucking right now."
george: he'd say yes with such conviction that you really thought they were inventing new kinds of sex but in fact they just stared at each other and jerked themselves off.
lewis: "ha ha i don't know man, that's kind of crazy." he sort of means to fuck his own clone but they end up getting naked and having a really long conversation instead and afterwards lewis says it was the best night of his life.
carlos: says he would not, but absolutely does. he never tells anyone but he thinks about it every day. sometimes he jerks off in front of the mirror and pretends his clone is still here.
franco: obviously. they mean for it just to be the two of them but they each accidentally pick up two women on the way back to their hotel room and it ends up being an orgy but they crawl their way through the bodies and find each other.
alex: "i mean, you have to say yes, right? i think, if we're being honest, everyone would." but then when they try to kiss, alex is like, that's not the way i kiss. and other alex is like, i would never do that weird thing with my hand, and time runs out before any clothes come off.
lando: yes. they're literally still going at it. he's missed the last three grand prix.
