Part 1 of the And Your Machine, too!verse (for this GKM prompt): Anyway, Kurt certainly won’t mind that he’s going to orchestrate this guy get fucked in - quick check - approximately twenty-four minutes.
Warnings: contains porn, by which I mean it is porn (included kinks: fucking machine, boypussy, public sex, dirty talk, also oversensitivity towards the end)
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Kurt’s just coming back from the stage, having made sure that the machine works, when he walks past the couch and sees tonight’s guy for the first time.
He’s been telling Puck for ages that he should just offer Chandler, their usual rider, a full-time position riding the machine cock, but for some reason Puck keeps telling him that he can’t, that it’s an administration thing or something, Kurt doesn’t much care besides the fact that Puck’s saying no. So most days, they have Chandler, who’s nice and quirky and eager to please and who their audience loves, and then some days, when Puck has managed to find someone, anyone who’s up for a ride (pun intended), they have a total stranger come in and get fucked for an hour before leaving with a wad of cash.
It’s not that Kurt particularly loves Chandler’s performances or touching him during them to get the audience participating more eagerly. It’s not even that he particularly loves Chandler. Sure, Kurt likes him, he’s pleasant enough, but most of all Kurt enjoys the fact that Chandler knows what he’s doing. He’s a professional and he won’t turn up drunk (which has happened more times than Kurt can count with their one-time riders), or start sassing the audience in a way that is not sexually appealing to a bunch of men who have paid to enter Puckzilla’s Mad Sex Rodeo (happens occasionally, and yes, Kurt’s also been harassing Puck about a name change, but that’s never going to happen), or throw up all over the first row (only once, but that kind of thing tends to stick with you).
Tonight’s rider doesn’t look too bad, though. Double meaning intended, because while he certainly looks professional enough for a sex show, he’s also gorgeous with his tanned skin, curly hair that he keeps trying to flatten down (Kurt takes it he usually wears product; he’s good with people’s hair) and his face. Hot damn, his face. There’s the possibility that Kurt’s just fixating on that because he can’t see much more besides his hands and feet, because the guy is certainly holding tight onto his red bathrobe.
