Garmadon Montgomery

Happy wife happy life, as the kids say. /ooc She/her 18 yrs old (Aka unc)

[garmmontgomery]

Welcome to my evil totally awesome “blog” as the kids say

//ooc

Rp account!! Pls send in asks!

Rules

Don’t mind nsfw, don’t mind fluff, don’t mind nonsense!! Basically tell me whatever you want! It’s a free world!!

Would love other ninjago rp blogs to interact with

Purple text for series garm, blue text for movie garm, red text for ambiguous

Headcannons (will update as I think of them)

Garm is still fiercely in love with misako and they have rebuild their marriage, but also basically Vinny’s stay at home boyfriend. Very much “this is my husband, and my husbands boyfriend” situation

Facebook mom 100%

I think that’s it for now 😌

Love this silly guy

Garmadon Army Members

@g4rm4d4ddy

@lordgarmaddaddy (baby momma of my goddaughter)

@evil-overlord-garmie

@garmadon-destruction (doesn’t enjoy violence for some odd reason.)

@lordofdestructiongarmadon

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

dw lloyd, the nile (denial) is a river in egypt 🫰

-amaya

I already knew that...?

[garmmontgomery]

HA HA HA HA HA HA I UNDERSTOOD THAT PLAY ON WORDS!! MY GENIUS KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!

[garmmontgomery]

Technically there were five Golden Weapons as there were two Shurikens of Ice.

Why doesn't your son have a signature weapon? Why not a whip or if modernity was allowed why not a gun?

Did you know that if charged with all the crimes he committed his criminal record would be longer than yours? He released the Serpentine which is probably a crime, he freed criminals and he is a terrible driver as in he would be given tons of traffic tickets if the police did their damn job.

Lloyd deserves a gun for his efforts. (This is referring to Lloyd in the show universe)

@mapoftherealms may I please give Lloyd a gun for his birthday? And maybe some driving lessons?

[garmmontgomery]

Do you have back pain from being so tall?

I mean, the extra arms and helmet are pretty heavy.

[garmmontgomery]

Happy pride month to my son and all of his little rainbow friends!

[garmmontgomery]

Evil [movie] Lloyd got arrested

WOOOOO THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

*cough* I mean- I am very disappointed in him and he will be getting a stern talking to.

[zip-zap-zop]

As the kids would say, this song is so you and Nya “core”

/ooc i feel like this song could go for almost every ninjago ship lmao

Why are YOU listening to weezer?!?

[garmmontgomery]

I’m ancient, not uncultured.

[garmmontgomery]

/ooc

Been afk asf cause a bitch graduated AYY

[aurorarpresources]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

I think she realizes her chew toy isn't around.

I hope she hasn't been too much of a problem with her biting...

[garmmontgomery]

[garmmontgomery]

How's it feel to be a dragon?? Any complications right now? :D

ROARRRRRR 💥🔥

[garmmontgomery]

Make sure to avoid beds when you look like that a speedrunner could be anywhere

…right….speedrunner…

Koko there’s crazy people in my inbox again

[garmmontgomery]

Seeing as you're feeling left out

*magic anons him into a dragon*

YAYYYYYY

[the-cooler-wu]

You okay Wu?

I'm fine but I am having trouble holding my cup.

[garmmontgomery]

How come anons never turn ME into a cool dragon 👿👿👿👿👿

[garmmontgomery]

Are you gonna do anything for your mom on mother's day? :D

That’s a good question… @the-cooler-wu any thoughts?

[the-cooler-wu]

A nice tea with meal. Did you get a gift already?

[garmmontgomery]

Not yet, not sure what to get and omniscient being for Mother’s Day

[garmmontgomery]

Are you gonna do anything for your mom on mother's day? :D

That’s a good question… @the-cooler-wu any thoughts?

[garmmontgomery]

DAD HELP WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR MOM FOR MOTHERS DA Y

- @lloydgreenbeans

UHMMMMM WE COULD BLOW UO THE MUSEUM SO THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE!!