gembyte:
horrible.
truly dreadful.
there’s more gems where that came from.
every pun takes a year off my life. i want you to know this.
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@gembyte
gembyte:
horrible.
truly dreadful.
there’s more gems where that came from.
every pun takes a year off my life. i want you to know this.
gembyte:
and with one interaction i never want to converse with you again. congratulations.
with a name like Citrus, its no wonder my interactions always end on a
sour note
horrible.
truly dreadful.
gembyte:
@citrusbones said: missed chance to say ‘diamond’
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and with one interaction i never want to converse with you again. congratulations.
@citrusbones said: missed chance to say 'diamond'
:/
after much demond i’m back.
Detailed action prompt.
(NOTE. “My muse” is the person that reblogged the memes, muse)
Makes eye contact with (my muse) then looks away sheepishly.
Falls on face, notices (my muse) witnessed it, tries to play it off like it was done on purpose.
Picks up (my muse) and spins them around until dizzy.
Tries to catch (my muse) but ends up losing balance and falls with them instead.
Tries not to cry but as soon as they see (my muse) they burst into sobs.
Runs at (my muse) at full speed to tackle them to the ground.
Gives a lingering kiss to (my muse’s) lips.
Tries to cook in the kitchen but everything bursts into flames, they are in a panic.
Takes (my muse) by the hand and drags them off to do something fun.
Gently taps finger against (my muse’s) nose.
Tucks lock of hair behind (my muse’s) ear.
Glares intensely at (my muse) not daring to look away
Hides behind something to jump out and SCARE (my muse)
Tucks (my muse) into bed after along day.
Clings to (my muse) in a possessive sort of way.
Gets caught spying on (my muse) then starts running away.
Aggressively attacks (my muse) out of nowhere.
Holds (my muse) close to comfort them
Tries to hide the increasing blush on their face caused by (My muse)
Teases (your muse) but it ends up going too far.
Throws (my muse) up into the air as if they are as light as a feather
Awkwardly asks (my muse) out on a date
Corners (my muse) so that they cannot escape them.
Gives (my muse) a piggy back which ends with them both falling over.
Hugs (my muse) and refuses to let go.
Brushes thumb along (my muse’s) cheekbone.
Presses forehead against (my muse’s) forehead.
interlocks fingers with (my muse’s)
Acts like they aren’t jealous but are actually jealous that (my muse) was spending time with someone else.
Jumps in the way of (my muse) and potential danger.
Yells at (my muse) for doing something dangerous.
Ruffles (my muse’s) hair until it’s in complete disarray
Bridal carries (my muse) away for fun.
Gawks at (my muse) for an uncomfortable amount of time.
(My muse) is being harassed, your muse comes to the rescue.
Sniffs (my muse) just because.
Follows (my muse) around like a lost puppy.
Tries to impress (my muse) but fails miserably
Confesses romantic feelings to (my muse) in a very beautiful and thought out way.
Drunkenly approaches (my muse) claiming they are married.
Frantically runs away from my muse who is in hot pursuit of them.
Trips and falls on top of (my muse) instantly making things really awkward between them.
Casually sits on (my muse) because they feel like it
Licks (my muse’s) cheek because they’re a weirdo
Stutters while trying to give (my muse) a compliment because they look really cute
Places a ‘friendship’ bracelet around ‘my muse’s’ wrist, which is actually handcuffs.
Accidentally drops a drink over (my muse’s) head.
Slaps (my muse) in the face repeatedly because they deserve it.
Tackle hugs (my muse) to the ground
metaphysicalmomfriend·
He listens, interested, pausing in thought before he responds. That sounds good technically. But also not entirely pleasant.
At least it’s functional I suppose. he signs. It did what it was supposed to do, so that works. Even if the side effects are quite odd. God, he can’t even imagine what it’d be like to have that…
Is it not heavy? How does it even move? He pauses, realizing the probably answer to his own question. ‘Magic’ I’m presuming?
Zircon shrugs again, ❛✋❄🕯💧 ✌ ☹✋❄❄☹☜ ☟☜✌✞✡📪 ✡☜✌☟📬 ☼☜✌☹☹✡📪 ✋❄ 🕈⚐☼😐💧 ☺🕆💧❄ ☹✋😐☜ ☟⚐🕈 ✋❄ 🕈⚐🕆☹👎 🕈⚐☼😐📪 ☺🕆💧❄ 💣✌👎☜ ⚐🕆❄ ⚐☞ 👍☼✡💧❄✌☹📬❜
He’d much rather have crystal limbs than no limbs at all.
metaphysicalmomfriend·
That statement certainly catches his attention.
Really? he signs, putting his robotic claws to his chin, intrigued. How does that work then? The crystals - if you do not mind me asking.
Zircon has to sit and think about it for a moment. Some of it he’s not even sure about himself.
❛🕈☜☹☹📪 ✋ ☼☜👍☜✋✞☜👎 ✌ 💧☟⚐❄ ❄☟✌❄ 🕈✌💧 💧🕆🏱🏱⚐💧☜ ❄⚐ 💧✌✞☜ 💣✡ ☹✋☞☜ 📫📫 🕈☟✋👍☟ ✋❄ 👎✋👎📪 👌🕆❄ 👍☼✡💧❄✌☹☹✋☪☜👎 ☟✌☹☞ 💣✡ 💧⚐🕆☹ ✋☠ ❄☟☜ 🏱☼⚐👍☜💧💧📬 ☠⚐🕈📪 🕈☟☜☠☜✞☜☼ ✋ ☹⚐⚐💧☜ ✌ 🏱✋☜👍☜ ⚐☞ 💣☜ ✋❄ ☝☼⚐🕈💧 👌✌👍😐 👍☼✡💧❄✌☹☹✋☪☜👎📪 ✌☠👎 💣✡ 💣✌☝✋👍 ✋💧 ✌☹💧⚐ 😐✋☠ ❄⚐ ❄☟✌❄ ⚐☞ ☹✋✈🕆✋👎 ☝☜💣💧📬 ☟⚐🕈☜✞☜☼📪 👎🕆☼✋☠☝ ❄☟☜ ❄✋💣☜ ✋ ☟✌👎 ☹⚐💧❄ 💣✡ ☹⚐🕈☜☼ ☺✌🕈📪 ✌☠👎 🕆🏱⚐☠ ☼☜👍☜✋✞✋☠☝ ❄☟☜ 💧☟⚐❄ ✋❄ 👎✋👎☠🕯❄ ☼☜☝✋💧❄☜☼ ❄☟☜ ☹⚐💧💧 ⚐☞ ❄☟☜ ☺✌🕈 ☞☼⚐💣 💣✡ 👌☜✋☠☝📬 ❜ The skeleton then shrugs.
metaphysicalmomfriend·
Velcro tips his head. You are not required to leave, though it would be best for your safety.
I have never seen another skeleton like you though, it’s curious… Is everyone in your timeline like this? he asks, alluding to the gem replacements.
Zircon thinks for a moment, then telling Velcro he would like to stay, explore some more. Though, when the other asks him about his own timeline he merely shakes his head.
❛☠⚐📪 ☺🕆💧❄ 💣☜📬 ❄☟☜💧☜ ✌☼☜ 💧✋👎☜📫☜☞☞☜👍❄💧 ⚐☞ 💧⚐💣☜❄☟✋☠☝ ❄☟✌❄ 🕈✌💧 💧🕆🏱🏱⚐💧☜ ❄⚐ 💧✌✞☜ 💣✡ ☹✋☞☜📬 ❜ he explains before then shrugging.
metaphysicalmomfriend
Interesting names. Zircon is a type of mineral, is it not? Fitting.
Putting his hand on his chest and giving a shallow bow he offers his name in return, I go by Velcro to other universes. It’s nice to meet you, Zircon. Seems he’s chosen which name he’s going with.
❛✋❄ 🕈✌💧 ❄☟☜ ☠✌💣☜ 🕆☠👎✡☠ ☟✌👎 ☝✋✞☜☠ ❄⚐ 💣☜📬 ☠✋👍☜ ❄⚐ 💣☜☜❄ ✡⚐🕆📪 ✞☜☹👍☼⚐📪❜ he replies, before standing up, dusting snow off his arse with gem-made hand, tail idly swishing in the snow.
❛✋ ❄☟✋☠😐 ✋ 👍✌☠ ☹☜✌✞☜ ☠⚐🕈📪 ✋☞ 💣✡ 🏱☼☜💧☜☠👍☜ 🕈✋☹☹ 👍✌🕆💧☜ ✡⚐🕆 ✌☠✡ ✋💧💧🕆☜💧📬 ✋ ☹✋😐☜ ✌✞⚐✋👎 👍⚐☠☞☹✋👍❄📬❜ he offers, blinking at the other skeleton.
metaphysicalmomfriend·
Velcro nods, taking a moment to think first… Before responding. This area should be safe, but I would still take caution in just laying around in the open while resting. he informs.
My presence will ward off EXP hunters. But perhaps consider better places to recuperate in the future? he tries to suggest. Just laying around in his timeline seems like a sure way to attract someone who wants to stab you.
❛✋🕯💣 ☠⚐❄ ☼☜✌☹☹✡ 🕈⚐☼☼✋☜👎 ✌👌⚐🕆❄ 💧❄🕆☞☞ ☹✋😐☜ ❄☟✌❄📬 ✋ 👍✌☠ ☞☜☠👎 ☞⚐☼ 💣✡💧☜☹☞ ✈🕆✋❄☜ 🕈☜☹☹📪 👌🕆❄ ❄☟☜ 🏱☼☜👍✌🕆❄✋⚐☠ ✋💧 ✌🏱🏱☼☜👍✋✌❄☜👎📪❜ while he tries his best to avoid conflict, sometimes it’s necessary. He’s been training himself in the quickest way to knock someone out just for reasons like this.
He’s silent for a moment then pipes up again, ❛✋ 💧🕆🏱🏱⚐💧☜ ✋ 💧☟⚐🕆☹👎 ✋☠❄☼⚐👎🕆👍☜ 💣✡💧☜☹☞🖴 ✡⚐🕆 👍✌☠ ☜✋❄☟☜☼ 👍✌☹☹ 💣☜ 👌✡❄☜📪 ⚐☼ ☪✋☼👍⚐☠📬 ✋❄🕯💧 ✡⚐🕆☼ 👍☟⚐✋👍☜📬❜
metaphysicalmomfriend
Oh thank god, finally someone who can sign in return and hold a real conversation. Velcro is getting so sick of having to pull out a notebook every few seconds.
You are from another universe, correct? he tries to clear up, before adding a question, Why are you here?
Lucky him.
❛✡☜💧📪 ✋🕯💣 ✌ ☞⚐☼☜✋☝☠☜☼📬 ✋ ✌💣 ☜✠🏱☹⚐☼✋☠☝📬 ✋ 👍✌☠ ☹☜✌✞☜📪 👌🕆❄ ✋ ☠☜☜👎 ✌ 💣⚐💣☜☠❄ ☼☜☝✌✋☠ ☜☠⚐🕆☝☟ ☜☠☜☼☝✡ ❄⚐ ❄✋💣☜☺🕆💣🏱 ✌☝✌✋☠📪❜ he replies. While he can defend for himself it isn’t really ideal to get caught up in any trouble. He tires out far too fast and he can only regenerate crystals so fast.
⸢ @metaphysicalmomfriend // contin. ⸥
The sound of snow crunching underfoot draws his gaze, deadpan as always to see the mysterious individual in front of him. He watches hands rise to get out a greeting. He stays quiet for a long time, blinking once or twice before he speaks up himself, hands signing along, ❛☟☜☹☹⚐📬❜ At least communication would be easy with them if it lasts long enough to HAVE a conversation. He guesses they might be of the defense around here seeing as though he walked right up to him, or so Byte assumes.
Should they ask him to leave he would be more than happy to once he recuperates. Using magic is physically draining for him, thanks to the crystallization of half his SOUL.
“Life’s tough, get a helmet.” [Pencenary]
⸢ @pencenary // Boy meets world sentence starters. ⸥
❛✌ ☟☜☹💣☜❄✍✍ ✋︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐 ✋︎❄︎💧︎ ✌︎ ☹︎✋︎❄︎❄︎☹︎☜︎ ☹︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎📬❜ he says, fingers rapidly copying the sounds he makes. Saying ‘life was tough’ was an understatement. Dude feels like he’s been trough hell and back. Then again, that and the conditioning he was forced into has left him unable to really care anymore, if the constant deadpan look on his face hadn’t already gave that way for him.
But, hey‼ He’s glad he can have a new face to talk to at least.
Boy meets world sentence starters.
“I can’t say certain things, so I write them down. That’s how I get them out. I do that for myself and not anyone else.”
“You don’t have to be blood to be family.”
“Friendship is the real gift; it is given with no expectation, no gratitude is necessary.”
“Every statistic you throw at me is going to be about other people I don’t care about other people, I care about us.”
“I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind. One who’s very together and in complete control of her own destiny.”
“If you let people’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you’ll never grow as a person.”
“Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose self.”
“We live in a society where they tell us we have to look a certain way. So we’re all under pressure to live up to unrealistic expectations.“
"I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And if in the end we end up together, it’s a beautiful thing.”
“Life’s tough, get a helmet.”
“But to me, a real hero is someone who does the right thing when the right thing isn’t the easy thing to do.”
“We’re a masterpiece. And I don’t care what you think right now. We’re going to be together forever and I know that, but you still need to find that out. You know where I’ll be.”
“(name), this is a hug, OK? And this is when you hug somebody, when you care about them and you want them to know.”
“When I got friends, I can get through anything.”
“In the play of your life, all of your great scenes lie ahead of you.”
“Sometimes the things you complain most about, are the things you care most about. Unfortunately, we don’t always know that until it’s too late.”
“Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.”
Who wanna plot something with my for gem boy unu
amusing.