I'm stuck here. help

(Roleplay blog, not an actual character) I'm a student at the Hell hole that is Nevermore Academy. rants, complaints, exarparated commentary. I'm stuck here so you're keeping me company. I pray to the gods the deans don't find this.

[getmeftoutofhere]

yup

that's me . you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

well. I FUCKING DIED THAT'S HOW.

Hi, I'm Kipley, and i am on the brink of insanity

GET ME OUT OF HERE

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*kipley is practicing his crochet skills*

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👀// im taking a break.

see you when I’m less tired

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Fionan stole one of your sweater vests, your arc of stealing Laura's clothes has come full circle

godamnit.

okay. i'll just ask for it back at some point

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*Riley scrambles uncoordinatedly into Kipley's room, chirping at him in greeting as he stops by the window, carefully keeping his back facing away from Kipley. Ominously, he seems to be holding something behind his back*

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*He gives him a wide grin and pulls out the water gun he's been hiding... No telling where the fuck he got it, but it's full of water... and Inside*

[getmeftoutofhere]

.........uh oh

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*Riley scrambles uncoordinatedly into Kipley's room, chirping at him in greeting as he stops by the window, carefully keeping his back facing away from Kipley. Ominously, he seems to be holding something behind his back*

—@space--the-final-fontier

[getmeftoutofhere]

Ah, Kipley— *Fionán leans in the doorway, the sparkle in his eyes spelling mischief* You'll never guess what I found.

—@fionan-james

*kipely grins* what?

[fionan-james]

*he gives a slight nod down the hallway with a grin of his own* Follow me.

[getmeftoutofhere]

*he follows*

[fionan-james]

*he leads him down several different halls, to a hole in one of the walls just big enough to squeeze through, and pats the wall with a huge smile*

It's just in here, are you ready?

[getmeftoutofhere]

*nervous laugh* i guess

[fionan-james]

C'mon then... *He slips inside easily, waiting for Kipley to follow before pulling open the blinds on the window so the light shines into the room, illuminating the clutter. It seems almost to be a museum, though it's certainly in a terrible state of disrepair*

Look at all of this...

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*kipely looks around, stunned* woah

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Ah, Kipley— *Fionán leans in the doorway, the sparkle in his eyes spelling mischief* You'll never guess what I found.

—@fionan-james

*kipely grins* what?

[fionan-james]

*he gives a slight nod down the hallway with a grin of his own* Follow me.

[getmeftoutofhere]

*he follows*

[fionan-james]

*he leads him down several different halls, to a hole in one of the walls just big enough to squeeze through, and pats the wall with a huge smile*

It's just in here, are you ready?

[getmeftoutofhere]

*nervous laugh* i guess

[damsel-understresss]

do we know what happened to the other wills. did they also melt or are there just two extra wills running around

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hey guys- *scurrying footsteps* THAT! THAT! WHAT WAS THAT

*scurrying footsteps* FUCKING SHIT

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What are your thoughts on horror movies 👀

I'm not the biggest fan of them

[getmeftoutofhere]

Hmmmm... I dare you to use the laser pointer on Laura next time you see her

*he grins* okay

[getmeftoutofhere]

Okay! :D

Truth or dare?

…..dare

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Hey, Kipley >:3

Do you wanna play truth or dare?

um…okay

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…squirrels..???

{Holly peaks in, lured over by the sound of the tree rodents.}

— @wispsofthenevermoreacademy

*there are indeed, squirrels everywhere*

*kipely's trying to stop one chewing on his sketcbook* hey holly. yeah, squirrels

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

{she plucks the squirrel off of the drawing pad, then whispering something to it.}

{the squirrel crawls down and starts squeaking backwards.}

[getmeftoutofhere]

oh....

thank you

is that squirrel okay?

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

…I.. I think so..?

{she seems a bit confused too, then shifting into a horrific expression as the mass of squirrels all cluster together and leave as one, like a mini stampede of them.}

…..what the fuck—

[getmeftoutofhere]

........huh

well that's that problem sorted!!

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

Yeah, but.. why..? Were you trying to start a squirrel army or something..?

[getmeftoutofhere]

someone released them into my room

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

..???????

[getmeftoutofhere]

I don't know either

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*kipley is standing on his bed*

WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE THERE SQUIRRELS IN MY ROOM!?

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*Riley shyly pokes his head around the door, trying to see what's up. He's been avoiding everyone for at least the past week, maybe longer, but he can't manage to hold back his curiosity when he hears Kipley*

[getmeftoutofhere]

*there are indeed, squirrels*

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he stares and the squirrels for a moment before crouching down and tenitively reaching a hand out for one of the squirrels to sniff*

[getmeftoutofhere]

careful bud, we don’t know if they’ll bite

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he flinches and pulls back, looking at Kipley warily*

...m'sorry, sir.

[getmeftoutofhere]

sir?? you've never called me that before

leo are you okay?

[space--the-final-fontier]

Mhm... *he pauses for a moment, clearly forcing himself to speak, and on second thought... his notepad is nowhere to be seen...* Yessir.

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*he sighs and hops down off the bed and walks over, careful to avoid the squirrels*

okay, what's wrong?

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he takes a step back when Kipley approaches, back to the wall where he can easily slip out the door*

Nothin'... m'okay. Promise.

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*kipley clocks that, and stops. Tilting his head to the side* am I scaring you?

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he shakes his head very quickly, but his body language reads very differently*

No, sir.

[getmeftoutofhere]

*he backs up and sits on the floor, making himself small* you don't have to call me sir, buddy

[space--the-final-fontier]

Yes I do... *He watches him warily, but doesn't leave*

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why?

[space--the-final-fontier]

'Cause s'polite. *He clasps his hands behind his back in an attempt to keep from fidgeting*

[getmeftoutofhere]

We’re friends, we’re on a first name basis, theres no need

calling me by my name is just a polite

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he shakes his head, seeming stressed*

You're old. Mama says... gotta call you sir...

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*he wanders over and crouches down*

is your mamma here?

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he takes another short step backwards, shaking his head, then nodding*

....dunno. maybe.

[getmeftoutofhere]

If mamma isn’t here

*he gives him a cheeky little grin* she Doesn’t have to know

Some rules are made to keep people safe and happy, but others are silly

I don’t like following silly rules

[space--the-final-fontier]

*he shakes his head frantically, a flicker of pure fear crossing his face. Whoever his mother is, he's terrified of her, even though there's no chance of her ever finding out*

No, no... Can't...

[getmeftoutofhere]

okay, you call me whatever makes you most comfortable

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What are your thoughts on pineapple on pizza?

it tastes good

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…squirrels..???

{Holly peaks in, lured over by the sound of the tree rodents.}

— @wispsofthenevermoreacademy

*there are indeed, squirrels everywhere*

*kipely's trying to stop one chewing on his sketcbook* hey holly. yeah, squirrels

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

{she plucks the squirrel off of the drawing pad, then whispering something to it.}

{the squirrel crawls down and starts squeaking backwards.}

[getmeftoutofhere]

oh....

thank you

is that squirrel okay?

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

…I.. I think so..?

{she seems a bit confused too, then shifting into a horrific expression as the mass of squirrels all cluster together and leave as one, like a mini stampede of them.}

…..what the fuck—

[getmeftoutofhere]

........huh

well that's that problem sorted!!

[wispsofthenevermoreacademy]

Yeah, but.. why..? Were you trying to start a squirrel army or something..?

[getmeftoutofhere]

someone released them into my room