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@BabyDraco04′s new blog

Hey guys! It’s @babydraco04 here, and this will be my new blog. Launch coming up this weekend but for now please follow me, read my old fics and think up ideas for me upon my return!

Love you all,

jean <3 (Feb 10 2022)

[ghostdrew22]

Officially starting my migration!! Please go follow my new account. I'm launching it this weekend. Love you all 😘❤

[idllytarott]

𝒮𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒟𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓎𝓈.

Saturn delays things.

(this post was made according to my own personal opinion and personal experience with people that have some of these placements, what i say here is not all set in stone and can vary from person to person, it's for entertainment purposes only!)

Saturn is the Father, and also The Devil in Tarot. He is meant to teach hard-to-take valuable lessons and has a firm hand in realism. What must be done, and, if not accomplished in a certain time, He will meet a person with even more hard lessons until they learn, mature and accomplish what is meant for them. Saturn is also very well-known for delaying or complicating something if the person is not ready, or hasn't gone through enough lessons to understand what is that they truly want and what they truly need; and how to get it. In this next post you should look for your house placement, as Saturn is a generational planet, many people will have the same sign, but not the same house placement, which is way more important when it comes to Saturn!

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : 🪐 ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ 🪐 : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

Saturn in 1st house: Saturn here is quite not what it seems, a person with this placement deals with unwanted advice about their appearance practically all their lives. It's really hard for them to accept more masculine or feminine parts of themselves and they are always thinking about how they are seen by people, if they look intimidating or approachable, these people call a lot the attention thanks to their body, even if they don't intend to, they can appear thin or taller and they might have dark hair even if they're blonde or redhead. It's important for them to look a certain way as it's probable that they develop a little later than their peers and they have a hard time accepting their own appearance as "normal", they tend to try and change their looks to be more digestible or more correct, they have a hard time dealing with, either the softest parts of themselves or the darkest parts of their personality, in these people's lives there was always a person commenting on their choices and judging them, so they in turn try to look perfect enough to not encourage any commentary at all. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is your lack of autonomy on your own body, learn to have a relationship with yourself and your body and try to understand what is it that you like, how would you like to look, your appearance and how you decide to present yourself, something that has always been difficult to express thanks to, maybe strict parents or judgmental parents, it's important that you learn to rely on your own judgment when it comes to your own life.

Saturn in 2nd house: Saturn here talks about, you guessed it, finances and comfortability, people with this placement have a really hard time getting comfortable, finding a place where they can just let loose as they might be needed at all times by a lot of people, or they just don't feel like they can ever rest. These people might have a hard time with finances as they can't save money or live the day to day, it always seems like there are things to get paid and what's more important; they can't or don't know how to take care of themselves, these are the type of people you always see working and never having days off, of course it can vary and not everyone is the same, but they tend to not know how to balance work/finances and commodities/time for self, they could've been around very irresponsible people that always needed somebody else to take care of them, they can be over materialistic to a fault as they might be this way for traumatic events where they maybe did not had too much growing up and, as they got older they were able to live life in better conditions, they don't know how to prioritize themselves or their personal space, or they over indulge in self-care and forget their duties. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is how you lack grounding, you will be living always thinking too much on one thing and never give time to important, real issues, you probably grew up in a place that it was way too chaotic as well, and you need to balance your life and your fantasies, it's important that you don't get defensive when told something you don't like as you are prone to live in a bubble and almost no one can access it.

Saturn in 3rd house: Saturn here is very difficult when it comes to the outside, let's not forget that air houses are social houses and this placement makes a person's way of interacting with others and communicating in general very difficult, they might be ostracized and ignored when is their turn to speak, they deal with low sense of worth and their words can be too complex for people their age to understand, they have a unique way of communicating and can be misunderstood on the daily, their life might've been filled with people that are better speakers than them, they could've had siblings that they were compared to all the time and these same siblings could make them feel even more inferior, they can have periods of time where they think they are not smart enough to do anything, or they believe other people just don't understand them because they're not eloquent enough, they also failed to try and understand other people when they don't like the topic or discussion, these people are very picky and rely on their own experience, they could, even accidently, push other's away as they don't think anyone will ever understand them. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is your difficulty to communicate your needs or interests as you feel nobody will care or listen to them, you will have to face this and speak up even if it's terrifying or you feel like you will get judged, it's important that you practice your speeches and write as this could be a kind of catharsis when you can't find the right words.

Saturn in 4th house: Saturn in here is extremely complex, not quite like having Saturn aspecting the Moon, but just as difficult as it can be, this placement opens many doors to traumatic events in childhood that will follow the person until adulthood, these people have experienced a lot of emotional distress and negligence from parents since a young age, making them the center of the house as the home could not function correctly without them. This kind of responsibility shapes the person into someone very serious when it comes to family matters, it's very probable that they have an unconventional family and it's not something they like or share much with others, this kind of experience makes them want to act as soon as a problem is presented in front of them, as they can't help but want to fix it, then turn around and think that they are the only ones to help or that they must help themselves, thus creating this weird victimhood where they feel alone doing all the job but being the one that offers help even if they weren't asked to. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is compromising and the need to get involved in issues that aren't your own, you must learn to cater to your own needs and your own wounds before trying to help other people, it's very important for you to find yourself outside of your family too, to look for ways to help other people without it damaging you emotionally or mentally.

Saturn in 5th house: Saturn in here presents the idea of celibacy, hard lessons in love and a complicated childhood or relationship with children, however, it is the house of pleasure, and in here the person that has it has a complicated relationship with it, this person is very self-contained and tends to restrain themselves a lot when it comes to exploring themselves, their desires and sexuality, these people also tend to come from a family that doesn't allow the person to experiment or makes them feel bad/guilty for having sexual or romantic desires, they could've been the odd one out both in friend groups and with their family, not quite fitting with their beliefs but also not fitting in with the outside, on the other hand this person could've had a childhood that was very restrictive and weren't allowed to do much, so as they got older they try and experiment carelessly and it ends up in dangerous sex life, as unprotected sex or hooking up with anyone, doing things recklessly without considering consequences, but for the most part this placement talks about someone who has been forced to suppress their own desires either because of their family, their environment, or their own self-contained personality. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is a fear of openness and of experimenting, a fear of being seen as too much for asking for things that you always wanted, as you get older you will understand that not everything you desire is wrong or bad or disgusting.

Saturn in 6th house: Saturn here is in a place of constant anxiety, people with this placement deal with a lot of negative self-talk on everything they do, this person thinks it's normal to feel extremely nervous on a daily basis, the reason for this might be that they have experienced disagreement and arguments first-hand, as people are constantly trying to correct them, making them smaller and try to shut them down, other's see them as "easy prey" and they might be right, this person will try to do everything how it's supposed to be done and might come off as stuck-up, but is only because they do not want to fail, they have a big fear of failure and feel like people are always waiting on them to be perfect at all times. These people possibly dealt with attracting the wrong attention their whole lives, meaning; they will try really hard to do something well and get so used to this, that when they fail, society won't let this slide, it's kind of weird how other's are always expecting this person to fail, since the 6th house is the house of enemies, it's no shocker if they had even adults disagreeing with them when they were kids. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is to learn not to care what other's think of you, but even more important is to have a positive mind and accept that failure is a part of life, is important for you to learn that mistakes bring in new possibilities and that you don't need to prove anything to anyone as long as you are sure of your own abilities, you need to learn to control your negative thinking as it could affect everything else in your life, not only your work.

Saturn in 7th house: Saturn here is completely interior, despite it being in the house of marriage and partnerships, it conceptualizes the idea of learning to love oneself before loving another individual, in groups of people this person doesn't feel restrained or threatened or uncomfortable, when it's a one-on-one relationship, everything changes. This placement needs a really big push to settle down into a romantic relationship, they need mental stimulation and they need the security only a marriage can guarantee sometimes, they don't do well in sporadic relationships as they might try them out but see no fulfillment in these, they could've grown up in a place where they have a very intense relationship either with the father or the mother, where it was hard for them to trust one person to be in their side, these people are often asked to be married at a young age as they seem to have everything figured out by their twenties, but it's all just a façade as they have no clue how they feel about anything they are experiencing, they need to sit down and think about their emotions towards people all the time, so they can understand them. Yes, people feel instantly drawn to them, and in turns, this person will give them a cold shoulder, not because they're mean but because they are very careful with who they let in their lives, a simple nice conversation won't do. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is, obviously about relationships, you will be going through a lot of unhealthy relationships until you learn that some people are just not worth trying for, to rely on your intuition when you meet people, unlike all the other houses, this one specifically would be protected by Saturn at a great extent, since the planet itself will rid the person of people they don't need in their lives, although a blessing in disguise, the person can feel very lonely a lot of the time.

Saturn in 8th house: Saturn here talks about inheritance and transformation of the self, but it also talks about intimacy and sexuality, often people with this placement are virgin until their late teen years and also come from an important family background, in which they are expected to follow certain traditions, if not from the parents but the grandparents. They probably grow up in a very disciplined environment or around people with very intense emotions, around people who don't know how to control these emotions so they try to control them instead, these people also could've been around adults more of their life or were treated as such, given a lot of responsibility or adults sharing their secrets and worries with them. They have a difficult time loosing up and they tend to be virgin or practice celibacy for long periods in their lives, it's not weird that they go through a lot of transformations relating their sense of self and how they see the world as Saturn in this house will make the person prone to changes and challenges that are hard to go through, reinventing themselves specially in the way people see them and how they interact with the most hidden parts of themselves. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is how to learn to not obsess over things and accept that change is inevitable, it's important for you to learn to be vulnerable without being intense, to get out of your comfort zone and to be able to grow outside of your familiar bubble before you're faced with something that will force you to do so, to not be so fatalistic and to try and connect with mysticism more.

Saturn in 9th house: Saturn here it's not like the rest, it does speak of religion and spirituality, but it also speaks about someone who has a blind belief in somebody else, people with this placement could've grown up with parents that were constantly lying and making things up to paint themselves as the opposite of what they actually were, these people have a special interest for the unknown and tend to gravitate towards spirituality when they need a push, when they feel like life isn't what they thought would be. They tend to idealize situations and people that are not at all what they seem, they have a complicated relationship with reality as they are very cultured and intelligent people but they usually ignore their own intuition and also go after the easy option. These people are well-known and have a "leader" kind of presence, however, they can let themselves be for too long as they believe they have all the time in the world to figure out what they want to do with their life, or, for instance it's not unusual that their plans are being delayed as wanting to finish school or go to university, these people would also have a difficult time with believing things out of their own control, they tend to feel unlucky and at the same time they have a nihilist kind of mentality. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is your lack of self-trust when making decisions, always wanting other people to solve your problems or avoid worrying for anything, you will face a lot of delays when it comes to opportunities and education and spirituality or religion might be something you are skeptical about, you need to learn to be patient and not give up when something doesn't work out the first time, it's important that you take time to better your abilities.

Saturn in 10th house: Saturn in here it's in it's own house, along with the eleventh house, the planet might feel the most comfortable in this house and it will make the person's lessons more noticeable or easy to get through, however, this house speaks of reputation and money and how a person sees their self-worth through their work, the person with this placement will have a very clear idea of their abilities and capacity but at the same time they will still search for approval, it's possible their childhood was marked by the father or male figure in their life as they were taught a lot of harsh lessons since a very young age and don't take things for granted, these people could look up to them or want to try and be better that the father, meaning, they could try and do the job the father figure never accomplished, this person is a generational curse breaker as they will try their hardest to give their family or have a better life for themselves, to these people it's important to have a set of goals to accomplish, very dedicated. They are always looking behind them and trying to be better than their past selves, the good thing about these people is they have the ability to look inwards and recognize their flaws, the bad thing is they might not know how to work in group and want to control and deal with everything on their own, they don't know how to ask for help and might use independency as a trauma response. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is your lack of awareness when it comes to other people, your very extremist way of seeing things and how you are always thinking of the past or the future, inability to enjoy the moment and emotional dissatisfaction, it's important that you try to let other's in to your world, and to learn to work with people rather than doing everything alone. If you don't have someone you can celebrate your accomplishments with, what's the point?

Saturn in 11th house: Saturn here, like with the tenth house, it also feels comfortable since this house is the house of Aquarius, a sign ruled by the same planet, and the person that has this placement might find it easier to go through some lessons in their life and are very self-aware of their surroundings, almost to a fault, they can become very cold and analytical when dealing with people, specially groups of people, they probably grew up in a household were others rarely visited or their parents were very lonely people, since a very young age these people were used to being alone but it can be the case of being forced to grow up too quickly and could never relate to people their own age. This person has a hard time dealing with rejection and can often feel alienated by their own peers, groups of people can intimidate them as they've had bad experiences, they have very unique ideas and personalities so it's difficult for them to relate to others or find their group of friends, they tend to focus too much on how they are perceived and what kind of people they hang out with, that sometimes they can see their friends as a means to an end, they were probably seen as less important when they were younger and are obsessed with making a name for themselves. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is how you are always comparing yourself to other people's achievements, your self-awareness can become too much sometimes that it will be impossible for you to relax and you will want to have everything with little to no effort, it's important that you don't compare yourself to others and learn to have patience when it comes to your goals, that you must mature enough. This placement grants you a lot of popularity and recognition in the long run as long as you let go of this lone wolf kind of mentality.

Saturn in 12th house: Saturn in here makes it difficult for the person to totally relax and let go of their worries, much like the sixth house, people with this placement experience a great deal of pain and responsibility from a young age, they could become very passive and non-confrontational, they could've been expected to always be available and they have a hard time saying no to things, they truly feel like it's their responsibility to help people, growing up they could've dealt with very explosive parents, an absent father or parents who passed away, as the paternal and maternal figure for these people growing up wasn't really present, they could resort to siblings or external families, these people deal with a lot of negative thoughts and negative thinking, they have a special interest in kids or pets, they have a very well developed intuition and they could've experienced very scary paranormal things growing up, they have close relatives that probably passed away and they can feel their presence, this person is someone who could be very in tune with their emotions or suppress everything they feel, they are very sensitive and susceptive to other's energies it's hard for them not to fall into addictions, when they like something or someone very much, it's possible they don't know how to control themselves and get obsessed with that thing or person, they fail to see the bigger picture most of the time. The delay you will be facing until your late twenties is your constant need to want to help people instead of helping yourself, how you fail to see the signs when something turns toxic or isn't serving you anymore, it's important that you don't prolongue bad situations in your life and learn to be more self-reliant and to try and heal yourself first.

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : 🪐 ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ 🪐 : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

thanks for reading uwu

[kazs-inej]

ROBIN, STEVE & EDDIE — S04E08: Chapter Eight “Papa”, Stranger Things (2016-)

[shadowflayeronlyfans]

will byers has done NO WRONG.

lucas sinclair has done NO WRONG.

mike wheeler.

dustin henderson evolved dart like a pokemon but that can be forgiven and aside from that has done NO WRONG. 

[venusfun]

⚜️🌷Finding lost things with astrology help🌷⚜️

Did you know that astrology can help to find lost things? If your ring, keys, or even phone are missing, you better keep reading because I will tell you how to find them🤍

The moment when you realize that you have lost something is the most important because the question is “born”. Check your time and place when you acknowledge that you lost something. Then go to Astro.com or your other preferred website, and create a new chart with the information about your lost item.

When the chart is created, you can now start the investigation haha.

1. You need to find a planet that represents your lost item.

Sun - gold items, things in yellow, orange color. Something that belongs to the father or husband. Batteries. Sunglasses.

Moon - silver items. Something that belongs to the wife or mother. Feminine products. Food, cooking utensils (except sharp things).

Mercury - documents, paper, journals, pens/pencils, notes, books, letters, homework, library card. Things that are related to education/studies. Bicycle, car. Keys.

Venus - cosmetics, jewelry, clothes (except shoes and belts). Money. Fluffy and soft things. Sweets.

Mars - sharp items (knife, scissors, knitting needles, etc). Things in red color. Warming and metal items. Sport inventory. Things related to the military.

Jupiter - big items. Something very expensive and valuable. Items in purple color. Encyclopedia, thick books. Notes from lectures. Souveniers, things that have been brought from a foreign land. Glasses/lenses.

Saturn - solid, heavy, or cold items. Things in black color. Leather items. Something old. Shoes, belts. Measuring devices, crystals. Watch.

Uranus - Technology, phone, camera, chargers. Parachute. High/long items. Things related to science, electricity.

Neptune - music, photography, headphones. Liquids (perfumes, alcohol, chemicals). Medicine. Harmful substances like cigarettes and drugs.

Pluto (used rarely) - very specific things, video-making technology.

If you have no idea which planet can represent your lost item, use 2nd house. It's universal because it rules over our belongings.

Now that you know which planet represents your item, check the house placement.

If you are sure that the item is lost in your house then use this interpretation:

1st house -> near the entrance door, in outwear pockets, corridor.

2nd house -> near personal belongings (ex. Jewelry box, etc.), kitchen.

3rd house -> on the table, in drawers, near documents. In a place where the most communication happens.

4th house -> on the floor, in the basement, under the bed or carpet, in the dining room, in parents/grandparents room.

5th house -> children’s room, living room, entertainment area, near children’s toys.

6th house -> working area, utility room.

7th house -> bedroom, near partners belongings.

8th house -> in a trash can, in a dirty place, in sewerage.

9th house -> studying area, on a bookshelf, balcony, terrace, next to souvenirs.

10th house -> in a high place, attic, on closet.

11th house -> guests room, next to the window, on the windowsill.

12th house -> in a dark place, behind something, furthest room, bathroom, pool.

If you are sure that the lost item isn't at your house, then use this interpretation:

1st house -> somewhere near your home, near the entrance door.

2nd house -> place where was the payment made, atm.

3rd house -> car, in public transport, kindergarten, street, at your neighbor or siblings' place.

4th house -> in your parents/grandparents' place, your other property.

5th house -> in the entertainment place, restaurant, nightclub, at the exhibition.

6th house -> in the workplace, hospital, salon.

7th house -> the item is with another person. Possibly stolen.

8th house -> garbage that isn't in your house, in the cemetery, in the toilets, in the forest/woods.

9th house -> in an educational institution, in another country, airport, airplane, hotel.

10th house -> at the workplace with authorities/bosses, in state authority.

11th house -> in a friend's house, in a place where collective events occur.

12th house (saddest placement lol) -> the item is hopelessly lost, fallen into the crowd of people, and probably will not be found.

Stelliums with the item’s rulership planet are important!! It tells what else is next to the lost thing.

If the rulership planet is next to:

Sun - item is covered, hard to see. Hidden.

Moon - next to the item is something “alive”, a pet’s sleeping spot, flowers/plants, toddlers playing area.

Mercury - next to the item is something related to communication, letters, documents, papers, small electric devices.

Venus - next to the item is something beautiful, clothes, jewelry, painting. Next to something fluffy and soft.

Mars - next to the item is something red, metallic, sports inventory, working tools.

Jupiter - next to the item is something big, expensive.

Saturn - next to the item is something old, cold (fridge), a clock.

Uranus - next to the item is electric devices, a camera, computer, and laptop.

Neptune - item is next to the medicaments, liquids, chemical elements.

Pluto - item is next to something dangerous.

Hope this helped and you enjoyed reading!

[rxmxa]

I forgive them all

[godimsotired2-deactivated202207]

i love how people in st fandom have different ships and opinions but also everybody agrees on jopper

[poppy-metal]

the desire to be both a fairy princess and a evil seductress. this is the great divide.

[smokingbeersdrinkingweed-deacti]

Drunk Love

Summary: You get too drunk and your boyfriend Rafe has to take care of you. Fluff, fluff, fluff.

Warnings: none

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You stumbled through the door, heels in your hand, trying to steady yourself against the wall. You leaned back, watching Rafe walk in after you, steady stride showing the marked difference in your tolerance levels. Hadn’t you had the same amount to drink?

His shoe scuffed slightly against the floor and you let out a loud, harsh “Shh” in the darkness, making his face whip up to yours incredulously.

“Me shh? You shh! You just woke the whole neighbourhood trying to get your key in the door.” he argued back, his voice an actual whisper compared to your stage whisper.

You rolled your eyes, dropping your heels to the floor, ignoring Rafe’s desperate scramble to catch them before they hit the cold marble and woke up his deaf neighbour four streets away.

He’d just placed them gently down when he heard the glasses clattering in the kitchen.

“Jesus Christ,” he shot back up and started towards you, taking the glass out your hand right as you were about to fill it with your dads favourite whiskey.

“Hey!”

“I think you’ve had enough tonight, baby. Let me take you to bed, okay?” Rafe was still whispering, voice soft like he was trying to coax a scared animal.

You raised an eyebrow and giggled.

“To bed? My, my, Cameron, you haven’t even bought me dinner.”

He grabbed your elbow gently, leading you towards the stairs.

“I’ve bought you like a thousand dinners, and right now we are going to go to bed to sleep. Okay? Sleepy time.”

“Boring,” you sang, wondering if the hallway had always been this blurry.

He managed to get you into your room without waking anyone, depositing you on your bed before gathering you clothes to change into and grabbing your make-up remover. He came back into the room to see you twisting your arms around your back, trying to grab at your bra.

“See, not so easy when you’re drunk, is it?” He joked, laughing at how your head whipped around to his, puppy dog eyes trained on him.

“Please help me.”

He set your stuff down next to you before coming over and helping you change.

“Arms up,” he pulled your dress over you head, unhooked your bra with ease like he’d done a thousand times and slid your clean clothes on.

You sighed happily, thanking him, before lying down and snuggling your face into the covers.

“Woah, hey, no, no, sit up. Come on,” he ignored your grumbling to pull you back up. “Baby, you’d kill me if I let you sleep in make-up.”

You groaned unhappily but stayed seated while he wiped your face for you, flinching at the cold.

“Sorry,” he whispered.

You opened your eyes staring at his face as he concentrated, and it struck you in that moment how lucky you’d gotten. You leaned forward to kiss him, pouting when he leaned away.

“Hey, no, baby let me do this, okay, I’m gonna take an eye out here if you don’t stay still,” he muttered, rubbing at your eyeliner.

After another few minutes, he pulled away.

“All done. You can sleep now, you big baby.”

“Can I have a kiss first?” you mumbled, feeling sleep start to overtake you.

He rolled his eyes, smiling at you softly before leaning in and planting a gentle kiss on your lips, your cheeks, your forehead.

“Mmm. Perfect. Okay. I’m going to sleep now.” You flopped back down, pulling the covers over your head, and Rafe laughed before standing to get himself ready for bed, pulling his shirt off.

“Wait!” You gasped, head shooting back up, causing Rafe’s heart to jump out of his throat, turning to you in panic.

“What?!”

“I forgot to say I love you.”

He sighed, hand on his chest, trying to calm the pounding.

“Jesus, baby, you’re gonna kill me one day.”

“Sorry! I love you.”

“I love you too. Now go to sleep, you mess.”

He watched you settle back down, asleep within seconds, mouth slightly open and a light snore seeping through, and he thought you’d never looked so damn beautiful.

[official-redhood]

[theteapotofdoom]

I think that what makes Steve and Eddie’s dynamic so immediately iconic and delightful, is that they have nothing in common except Dustin.

Like, we see them trying to bond a few times, and they are STRUGGLING because they have absolutely no common interest. Whenever they talk, we get gems like Eddie quoting the lord of the rings or mentioning Ozzy to a very confused Steve. They both think that the other is cool but they can’t SAY IT because they basically speak two different languages. It’s a nerd/goth and jock/prep desperately attempting communication, it’s awkwardly wholesome in the best way.

But THEN as soon as it’s about DUSTIN, these two just fucking click and shift full soulmates mode. Dustin does something a little weird or vaguely annoying, and suddenly Steve and Eddie get possessed by an old married couple that has been together for 35 years but also divorced 7 times and keep getting back together to raise their son. Dustin will just breathe, and suddenly Steve "the king" Harrington and Eddie "the freak" Munson are fucking drift compatible out nowhere like "this kid needs to keep his ego in check" "IT’S HIS TONE RIGHT???" or "Henderson you are a butthead" "oh I conclure" or even "Henderson is not possessed is he?" "Oh no he is just deranged"

Whether it’s platonic or romantic, otp or brotp, it’s just think that it’s objectively the most hilarious concept of all time and I want to see more of it in Volume 2 and season 5.

[venusianbbaby]

Astrology Planet Version

it’s over the planets in your birth chart

@venusianwrld

This is just some information over the planets and what they signify in astrology!

Sun -

“I am”, expressions, identity, conscious mind and ego, our “adult” side, vitality, your spirit, father figure, self, essence, direction, preferences, life force, reason..

Moon -

feelings/emotions, comfort zone, unconscious mind, instincts, spiritual nature, security, mother figure, history, instincts/intuition, shadow side/self, family, connections, soul/spirit, private life, nature, self care, habits, reactions, circumstances..

Mercury -

communication, mentality, thinking, speech, learning, memories^, information, understanding/awareness, how you process/analyze, reason, reactions, circumstances, perception, collections, skills, consistency..

Venus -

worth, love/romance, relationships, beauty, art, pleasure, aesthetics, interests, our senses, taste, indulgence, luxurious/expensive things, truth, values, desires, comfort too, treatment, appreciation, material things/possessions, how you appeal..

Mars -

physical self + energy, activities, drive, motivation, strength, action, sexuality, passions, anger, movement, attitude, challenges, causes, patience, initiative, attraction, impulses, behaviors, conflicts, struggles, fears, demands, wants, patterns, male figures..

Saturn -

authority figures, responsibilities, limitations, boundaries, discipline, obligations/commitments, karma, hardships/delays, challenges, status, career, business, lessons, maturity, traditional things, lessons, complexity, vulnerability, authenticity, legacy, order..

Jupiter -

luck, beliefs (religion), philosophies, fate, education, travel, exploration, fortune, purpose, freedom, growth, expansion, confidence, success, tolerance, understanding, abstraction, views, achievements, wealth, devotion, prosperity..

Uranus -

innovation, influence, individuality, change, ideas, progression, suddenness, originality/versatility, rebellion, revelation, creativity, insights, perspective, tensions, looking foward, objectivity, technology, vibrations, opportunities/possibilities, developments, dynamics..

Neptune -

dreams, fantasies, spirituality, delusions, addiction, confusion/chaos, disorder, hopes, imagination, psyche, discovery, service, inspirations, guilt, sacrifices, awareness, fascinations, receptivity, mistakes, justification, escapism, boundaries..

Pluto -

transformation, death/rebirth, moving (forward), psychological things, destiny, power, control, drastic changes, crisis, obsession, resistance, cycles, meaning, struggles/issues, deepest needs, endings, threats/fears (phobias), mysteries..

Ascendant -

impressions, self on the surface, social personality, physical body/features, appearance, mannerisms, how you see world/how world sees you, style, beginnings, structure, how you grew up, experiences, meaning (in life)..

Google search was my source! Thank you for reading :)

[venusianbbaby]

Houses & Information Basics Part One :)

these are general and there will be a star if i don’t know for sure but i agree with the information. various sources are used to make sure it is as correct as possible. thank you for your time and i hope you follow + like my page.

what the houses rule or represent in life:

first house - body, growth, the head, height, weight*, style, hair, eye shape*, strength/weaknesses, behavior, physical features, name*, environment

second house - eyes, speech, cars, furniture, clothing, eating choices/appetite, in-laws, jewels/gems*, indulgence, neck, security, value

third house - siblings, early education, reading/writing, writing skill*, aunts/cousins/close relatives, thinking process*, curiosity, changes, hands/arms, close friends*, media, libraries, transportation

fourth house - home (in childhood and now), family, upbringing, mother figures, farms, chest, early education (elementary + middle), cooking, gardening, farms, water, feelings

fifth house - children (first child and experience), hobbies, pleasures, affairs, heart, spine, sexual relations, acting, amusement/fun, art (+ theatre), expression, interest, casual dating

sixth house - routines, daily work, pets (small animals), doctors, services, injuries/accidents, diseases/sickness, hospitals, bosses*, stomach, enemies* (war/deceit), habits (good + bad), disorders, sleeping, obligations, pharmacies, jobs, exercise*, anxiety

seventh house - relationships (in general too), sharing, marriage/divorce, commitment, alliances*, spouse (relationship + appearnce), fairness, uterus, connections

eighth house - mystery/occult, loss, secrets, obsession*, sex/sexuality, death/birth, taboos*, spouses money + other peoples money, inheritance

ninth house - thighs/hips, traveling (long distance), universities, adventures/exploration, beliefs + ideas, spirituality, cultures, grandparents, third child, philosophy, the soul

tenth house - reputation, influences, dominant parent, responsibilities, public (places), earnings/income*, joints/bones, maturity, fame, contributions, karma*, dream job/professions, corporations

eleventh house - circulatory system, ankles, circumstances, friends (groups), hopes + dreams, technology, teams*, interactions, awareness, stability

twelfth house - feet/toes, sleep (dreams), large animals*, confinement*, institutions, inner suffering*, intoxication, secret forces (espionage), addiction*, mysteries in life

[julianottheastrologer]

First House:

Physical stature, general appearance, character and temperament, complexion, form and shape, constitution , action, will, ventures

Fifth child; mother-in-law, great grandchildren, childhood in general

Important for matters concerning health; one should examine the 1st, 3rd, and 8th houses to ascertain the probable life span (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Health, vitality and energy, habitual thinking, natural disposition and tendencies; personality and struggle for life, success or failure in attempts.

Head and upper part of the face; brain, skin, acne, brain, breath

Name, fame, reputation.

Happiness or misery

Demise of partner, speculative activities of father

General candor, dignity and honor, general well-being and prosperity.

People in the country, person asking the question.

Virtues, longevity

View occupants and aspects to Ascendant to determine fortunes and misfortunes in life

Appropriating other's money, gambling on other's money.

Gains and profits to younger siblings; fame , reputation, and patrimony of mother.

Higher studies, life in a foreign place or connection with stranger's to native's children, danger to maternal uncle, speculation of father, neighbors of elder siblings and elder siblings short journeys.

In Horary, the first house represents the person who is asking the question

Second House:

Artha (wealth) house, food, right eye, face, neck, glands, nape of the neck, throat and throat ailments

Speech and ability to express his/her thoughts verbally, family, close relatives of the native: (grandmother and grandfather, wife, mother, children, brothers, sisters, all close relatives).

Voice and vocal chords

Money matters, currency, fortune, profit and gain or loss, one's power and resources, worldly attainments, possessions of value, jewelry, precious stones and metals, documents, bonds, securities, stocks and shares, promissory notes, mortgages, bank balances, and exchangeable negotiable assets, law suits, extravagant or economical, loans, money lent or borrowed, national wealth, banking activities, revenue, money of the querist.

Efforts in acquisition of wealth, miserliness or liberality, rank, position.

Share of profits to partner.

Death of individual, common diseases of the natives father.

Ability to express one's thoughts, softness of speech, oratorical abilities.

One's reputation regarding sports.

Second marriage. The second house is eighth to the seventh (representing the first wife), and normally after the death of the first wife one marries for a second time. (Some Astrologer's prefer to use the eighth for the second marriage, as the eighth is seventh [spouse] from the second, which is the death of the first marriage.

Vision or power of observation, right eye, memory, imagination, nails, tongue, nose, teeth, cheeks and chin. (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Protection of others, family members, close dependents.

Clothes, gold, good silver, pearls, rubies, minerals, corn, cereals.

Gains to native, but losses to younger siblings and their changes, mother's gains and her elder siblings,, profession and success of children, long journey to maternal uncle, purchase of a house, land, or vehicle by elder siblings.

Danger to partner, death of partner

Illness of grandchildren

Third House:

Mental inclinations, ability, memory, intellect, inclination to study, restlessness, mental confusion.

Arms, fingers, dexterity, adaptability, co-ordination, hands, throat, shoulder blade, collarbone, nervous system, lungs

Correspondence, communications, books, letters, papers, writings, accounting, mathematics, press

Courage, firmness, valor, bravery, prowess and heroism.

Younger brothers and sisters, cousins, kindred, casual acquaintances, neighbors, short travel. (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Eating unspoiled or pure foods, edible roots and fruits.

Vehicles, bicycle, bus, train, or railway, boats, car trips, boat trips.

Rumors, gossiping, carrying tall tales.

Post Office, telephone, TV, telegraph, radio, telecommunications, computer, airmail.

Library, bookstore, mediator, messenger, reporter, publicity officer, editor, journalist.

Change of residence, signature, signing contracts or agreements.

Neighboring countries, treaties, roadside places, partition of property.

Illness of Mother-in-Law

Father-in-Law

Children of friends

Fourth House:

Mother, one’s home, home life, residence, domestic environment, grave

Breasts, digestive organs, digestion, lung problems

Emotional disturbances

Conditions at the end of life, one's final illness; illness of friends

Private affairs, secrets and secret life

House, fields, pastures, farms, mines, immovable personal property, property damage from floods (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Real Estate, buildings, ancient dwellings, monuments,

Banks, schools, colleges, public buildings, mansions, entrance into a house

False allegations, trust

Small wells, water, milk, ponds

Vedic and secret texts, herbs, caves

Where stolen property is kept

Graves, hidden things

Fifth House:

Progeny, inclinations, pleasures, artistic talents

Gains to wife, gains to business, partner’s luck

Recreation, entertainment, amusement, sports

Romance, courtship, love affairs

Acting, drama, music, dance

Cards, crossword puzzles, games

Lottery, gambling, stock market,

Banquets, festive occasions

Kidnap, rape, licentiousness

Good morals, discrimination between virtue and sin (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Chanting of Vedic hymns and mantras, religiousness, spiritual practices

Wisdom, profound learning

Enormous riches

Sixth House:

House of sickness, disease, exhaustion

Dietary habits, food, food allergies, digestive nerves, colon, untimely meals

Clothing, hygiene, sanitation

Favorable results in competition

Debts or borrowing money, miserliness

Employees, tenants, servants, subordinates

Enemies, obstacles in any undertaking

Maternal uncle, short journeys of the mother (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Insanity, intense anguish, incessant eye trouble

Theft, calamity, prison

Purchase or sale of conveyance by younger brother or sister

Sanitation and public health

Loss to the partner, investment or purchases made by the partner, loss to the partner

Separation from the partner, secret enemies of the partner

Occupation or business of the partner

Danger to one’s elder brother or sister

Seventh House:

House of marriage, union, or legal ties

Those with whom the native transacts

Litigation, duels, arbitrations, war and foreign affairs, open warfare

Fines, divorces, legal bondage, contracts

Break of journey, influence in foreign countries, honor and reputation achieved there

Danger to longevity (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Recovery of lost property, description of the thief

International relationships, international trade, public meetings

Mother’s immovable property, mother’s vehicle

Adopted child

Second Born

Secret enemies danger, difficulties, death

Badhakasthana for people born in Dual (Mutable) Signs (Ge/Vi/Sg/Pi)

Associates and friends of father, partnership with father’s friend

Eighth House:

Longevity or span of life

House of Death

Second marriage, eighth being seventh [spouse] from the second - eighth [death] from seventh [marriage] - with second being eighth to the seventh. Some Astrologer's prefer to use the second house for the second marriage; please reference second house information above. (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Inheritance, legacies, wills, insurance, gratuity, unearned wealth, dowry

Death – natural or unnatural, drowning, fire

Accident, suicide

Mystery and misery, misfortune, sorrow and strife, worries and privations

Delay and dejections, disappointments and defeat, loss and obstruction

Blame and ill-repute, danger from enemies, corruption

Wrong actions, theft, robbery, fighting

Surgeons, medical officers, health inspectors

Slaughter houses, butchers, coroners

Public mortality and death rate

Infection, flood, famine, fire, diseases

Earthquakes, natural calamities or grief

Financial relations with foreign countries, the nations exports and imports

Surrender or loss, debts due to foreign countries, territory of another country

Public loans, public debts and interest rates, deficit budget

Estate duties and public sales

Insurance money of the deceased

Difficulties in journeys

Ninth House:

Wisdom, faith and divine worship, devotion to God, higher communications

Religious and philosophical beliefs, philosophy, devotion

Fortune, invention, discovery, exploration

Churches, temples, mosques, places of worship, pilgrimage to holy places

Meditation, intuition, spiritual preceptors, dreams and visions

Father, Guru, short trips involving spouse

Legal arbitration, law, legal departments

Immigration and emigration

Long journeys, air travel, sea voyages

Publishing of books, long distance communications

International affairs, import and export, national trade, circulation of money (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Charities, visits to holy places sacrifice, good conduct, penance

Wells, tanks, water sheds, vehicles of servants

Children’s pleasures and speculative benefits ; pleasures derived from sports (5th from the 5th)

Mother’s illness, spouse of younger sibling (brother or sister in-law), friends to elder sibling

Hospitalization of Mother-in-Law

Badhakasthana for people born in Fixed Signs (Ta/Le/Sc/Aq)

Tenth House:

Reputation, character, morality, honor, dignity, and public esteem

Profession, occupation, business

Name and fame; power and prestige

Success and status, credit and conduct

Rank and renown; ambition and authority

Worldly activities and responsibilities

Promotions, advancements, employer, superior

Government, judge, honor from the government, seal of authority

Doctor, medicine, prosperity, teaching

Thighs

Adopted son, Father’s self-acquisition, retirement

Health issues of children; debts incurred by children (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Maraka house to both Mother and Father

Mother’s opponents

Mother-in-Law

Danger to younger siblings

Head of the State, Presidents, National Leaders

Losses to elder siblings and secret activities of elder siblings

Eleventh House:

House of friends, society, community, associates, admirers, supporters, advisors, well-wishers, close acquaintances

Hopes, wishes, realization of dreams, wealth

Devotion to God, fortune

Gains, success in undertakings, profits, speculation, writings, incoming wealth

Pleasure, prosperity, progress in attempts, Trusts

Cure of disease, happy news (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Elder siblings, paternal aunts and uncles, brother in law

Left ear, right foot, left hand, knee

Mother’s longevity

Father’s short journey’s

Birth of Children, children’s competitor’s, partner’s pleasurable pursuits, speculation

Recovery from ill health; discharge from hospital

Victory over enemies; freedom from misery and pain

Jewelry, silk

International friendships, government policies and planning, exchange of amenities

Government loans, electric companies, gas companies, museums, estates

Stores, associations, societies

Badhakasthana for people born in Moveable (Cardinal) Signs (Ar/Ca/Li/Cap)

Twelfth House:

Losses, impediments, hospitals, prisons and imprisonment, areas of confinement, Asylums, nursing homes, mental hospitals

Separation from family; going to a place far away

Hidden house; hidden side of life; fear from enemies

Termination of employment; unseen or unexpected troubles

Sound sleep or not (3rd house shows one’s awakening from sleep, the 6th signifies trance, the 9th house relates to dreams).

Sorrow and sin; poverty and persecution; limitations and restrictions

Mental pain and agitation; anger, deceptive actions

Feet, left eye, bodily injury, mutilation, bodily harm

Fears, secrets, solitude, silent suffering, inferiority complexes, self-undoing (IG:@madaamsaturn)

Secret plots and schemes, conspiracy, envy and malice, treachery

Intrigue and deception, fraud, scandals, secret sorrows, disgrace

Rape, poisoning, crimes in general

Suicide, murder, or assassination, banished persons, treason, spies, underground movements, secret and occult societies

Exile and extradition; lost goods never recovered, long hidden wrath, disobedience

Obstacles, misery, and misfortune, unseen and unexpected troubles

Waste and extravagance; expenses

Bed comforts, pressures of money, unusual expenses

Drudgery and deception

Litigation, danger, difficulties, and disappointments to children.

Success in places that are remote from the place of birth

Success with large animals

Sickness of spouse; long journeys of mother

Younger siblings profession

Father’s permanent possessions

Psychic research, occult investigations, detective work

Popularity and prosperity

Greatest self-sacrifice, unselfish deeds, seclusion, social barriers

Donations, charity, institutions and associations with same

Sources: As it was in one of my old drafts, I couldn’t find it.

Repost guidelines: I already have a IG, so if you repost let’s do a collab, my IG is @madaamsaturn or I will ask you to delete it!

I took this list to save it because I saw many different ways to see the same house and I was thinking of making a post about each one, in the future I can do it but at the moment it's not my priority.

In the list there is a mixture of one more type of astrology and maybe it doesn't only give coherent answers using it, but without trying it is impossible to know.

[sacerdotessa]

Neptune in the houses

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Neptune's key words🗝 dreams, secrets, imagination, fantasy, art, beauty, ideals, hope, psychology, art, music, chaos, confusion, illusion, psychic abilities, intuition, religion, inspiration.

Neptune in 1st house:

These people are extremely sensitive, they actually absorb all the energies around them, good and bad ones. They're not good defending themselves from negative people and they easily fall victims of emotional vampires, psychic attacks, energetic vampires and toxic people, they have to work really hard on building strong boundaries. They're extremely psychic, intuitive and sensitive, it's common for them to have visions about the future, vivid dreams and spirits / angels / spiritual beings from other dimensions are attracted to them and always tries to communicates with them. These people tend to have an attractive and feminine appearance. They tend to be mysterious and private about their life, they don't like to overshare and people tend to misunderstand them a lot. They hate labels and the idea of being putted in a box repels them, feeling free and fluid it's extremely important for them. They tend to wear spiritual clothes (crystals, spiritual symbols, etc). Being naive is their biggest flaw. They could suffer from body dysmorphophobia or mental illnesses in general. They need to be careful with drugs and anything that causes addictions, when they're upset they tend to isolate and escape from reality with substances or damaging addictions. They're usually a bit lazy and loves to sleep, usually they're introverted and needs to be alone to recharge. They loves everything that's magic, they find the real world quite boring.

Neptune in 2nd house:

These people needs to be careful with money, they're not so good in dealing with them. Usually they're generous and people take advantages of that, they tend to fall victims of thief and burglars or liars in general. They tend to spend too much money and losing objects is very common for them. They could make money from an activity connected with neptunian values, evade taxes and makes money in a way that confuses other people, they could even be drug sellers. They have a spiritual view of life and they don't care about money in general. They're quite lazy when it comes to find a job or working, they need to follow their own rhythms. They're usually musicians or singers and their voice is usually beautiful and charming. They could have the tendency of eating too much or developing eating disorders. In general, they prefer to keep their financial situation private, they're also quite private about their home and hates inviting people in their home, they would love to live in a isolated place by the sea, they usually dreams about living somewhere else.

Neptune in 3rd house:

These people tend to have mental illnesses, learning disabilities and it's hard for them to communicate with others in a clear and assertive way, they tend to prefer metaphors over a direct discourse. They loves to read and fantasy is usually their favorite genre, non-fiction does not appeal them. They're also talented with writing and could be amazing songwriters or musicians. At school they're talented with humanistic subjects (they're straight A's students when it comes to writing essays) and school could be a place to escape from their family (especially if Neptune is close to the 4thhouse). They loves to write and they could uses alter-ego or hiding their identity when it comes to their creations. They're introverted and have a tendency to read between the lines, this behavior causes paranoid feelings in them. It's hard for them to communicate and they could have the tendency toward telling white lies to others, it's common for them being misunderstood by others. They tend to have many friends and family members with a prominent water quality in their charts. Expect many travels by the sea with this position.

Neptune in 4th house:

This is not an easy position for Neptune, these people tend to have forgotten their entire childhood or important parts of it. They have the feeling of not knowing their parents, this could be metaphorical or literal (I know many people with an unknown father and Neptune in their 4thhouse), their parents might be absent or very private and mysterious, this position brings parents with massive water placements, psychic abilities, mental illnesses and drugs addictions. In general, magic and spiritual themes are not taboos for their parents. They could have spent their whole childhood by the sea or the family might have a second house by the sea. These people could feel like their parents filled them with alienating beliefs about reality, they might have been “too protective” not letting the child exploring the world around them, home could have become a place to escape reality. In a different scenario, the parents could have been too absent and not protective at all. These people could have been experienced difficult in expressing their feelings, extreme emotional responses or mental illnesses during childhood. They need to be extremely careful with thief, an alarm system in the house should be a priority for them.

Neptune in 5th house:

These people tend to be private and mysterious about their love and sex life. They usually have an history of delusions and illusions in their love life, they tend to fall in love quickly and idealize the partner, they also tend to fall in love with toxic and confused people. They need to work a lot on their boundaries when it comes to love. They tend to be amazing partners: generous, sweet, caring, romantic and charming, unfortunately it's not common for them to find balance in a relationship, usually is never 50/50. Their partner might have neptunian qualities or massive water placements. They should avoid partners with mental illnesses and drugs addictions. They should avoid taking drugs and drinking too, they're become easily addicted to toxic behaviors and develop addictions easily. They're talented with any music instrument, art in general, acting, dancing and singing, they're natural born performers. They should always have protected sex, unwanted pregnancy could be common for them. They could have children with neptunian qualities or water placements, mental illnesses, addictions, extremely talented in art and music, with psychic abilities.

Neptune in 6th house:

It's difficult for these people to make planes, organize their life, structure their daily life. They tend to be careless with their diet, kinda lazy when it comes to physical activities, it's extremely important for these people to take care of their health in a proper way, they tend to ignore their physical symptoms or to suffer from hypochondria, this position suggest psychosomatic illnesses too. It's hard for these people to find a job and they could suffer from financial problems during their life time, if they choose a profession related to neptunian themes, they have more probability to achieve success. These people tend to be attracted to alternative medicine, spiritual practices and tend to use the law of attraction in their daily routines, a spiritual life style is extremely important for them. They could be vegan or vegetarian, they're sensitive to animal rights. They could feel connected to fishes or aquatic animals in general. Water is therapeutic for them, showers and baths have regenerative proprieties, they love to recharge with water. They could love volunteering for causes they cares about, they're amazing listeners and have a compassionate nature.

Neptune in 7th house:

These people tend to be attracted to people with neptunian traits and water placements in their chart. Unfortunately they have the tendency to fall in love with toxic, emotional unavailable, inconsistent people, they need to work a lot on their boundaries. Like Neptune in 5thhouse, usually their relationships are never 50/50. These people tend to attract to them artistic and spiritual partners. The idea of marriage tends to be idealized and their ideal wedding party should be somewhere by the sea. These people tend to attract secretive partners, they should be careful about cheating or these kind of things. These people should also be very careful when it comes to contracts or legal actions. They're the kind of people that use to make fantasies in their head about love and romantic scenarios but in real life they tend to avoid relationships. They're also at risk of co-dependency in relationships, they need to be careful. They could also be that kind of people who are in love with art, music or fictional characters, real life relationships tend to bore them.

Neptune in 8th house:

Those with this position needs to be careful with their finances, they tend to be too generous with money and easily fall victims of thief or dishonest people, they need to be careful with heritages too. This position could suggest that these people avoid taxes and have many debts (that they keep hidden) during their life time. This position creates amazing mediums and occultist, those with Neptune in 8thhouse are the best psychics. These people should be careful with their sex life, they have a tendency towards unprotected sexual activities and their sexual fantasies could be wild and eccentric, usually they keep their sexual life hidden too, sex and masturbation could become ways to escape from reality. They'll love tantra and spiritual sex practices for sure! They don't like casual sex, usually they tend to have it only with those they're in love with, unfortunately they're easily victims of f*ckboys and cheaters, they need to be very cautious and work with their boundaries.

Neptune in 9th house:

These people are extremely religious, spiritual and they master the law of attraction like no one else. They could actually decide to be priests or to make religion or spiritual practices the center of their lives. Their faith is incredible, they always have a positive attitude towards the future and they look forward with faith in every situation. These people could actually attract miracles from God or have the feeling that they could actually talk with the Divine Source, good luck always flow toward them. They have an open mind and are respectful of other people ideas and beliefs, however they have the tendency toward being manipulated by others, they need to be careful toward spiritual gurus or religious scammers. Their biggest flaw is their blind optimism, sometimes they ignore every risks and become victims of dangerous situations. They love to travel and daydream all the time about where to go for the next travel, sea locations are their favourite.

Neptune in 10th house:

These people are talented in work areas related to neptunian themes and are huge dreamers, a standard job is not enough for them, they need something special and coherent with their dreams, usually when these people were children they had the tendency toward daydreaming about their future job and adult life. They're passionate about art, music and psychology and they need to feel flexible with their work. Usually they're kinda lazy and don't like to work too much, they need to recharge often. They have amazing healing qualities and could built a career around that, spiritual practices, alternative medicines and energy works could be amazing career fields for them! It's hard for them to chose a profession, they tend to be indecisive about what kind of job they would like to do and usually they change their profession often, in their life time they will do many temporary jobs. These people could also become priests and made a career in religious field. They could also become drug sellers and evade taxes. They're not good at all with planning and organization. They might hate capitalism and have communist ideals.

Neptune in 11th house:

These people should be extremely careful when it comes to their friendships, there could be many liars around them. They tend to be too generous with their friends and could easily fall victims of manipulation or lies. They tend to attract friends with mental illnesses and drugs addictions. They tend to identify a lot with their friends group and tends to make them do all the decisions, they have an amazing community spirit but tend to fall victim of the wrong people. They're insatiable dreamers and they daydream a lot about a better world without wars, hate and filled with peace and love, like Neptune in 10thhouse, they could have communist ideals. These people seriously need to work on their boundaries, they tend to trust anyone very easily and are that kind of people who overshares their life with strangers on the internet or in real life, they need to learn that not everyone is going to be their friends. They also tend to attract many artists and musicians as their friends.

Neptune in 12th house:

These people are gifted with psychic abilities, telepathy, intuition and prophetic dreams. They're natural born psychologist and healers. They tend to have a tendency toward being introverted but it's easy for them to connect with others thanks to their amazing empathetic abilities. They're extremely sensitive and connected with universal energies, they tend to feel overwhelmed by other people energies and need to sleep more than others to recharge, they also need some alone time as well, they could even become hermits for some periods of their life. Unluckily, they have a tendency toward depression and melancholic feelings, they need to take care of their mental health. Art and music could become actual therapies for them, they're extremely sensitive toward sounds and could heal themselves with frequencies. They should be careful with drugs or addictions in general. These people tend to feel a vocation for spirituality since young ages, usually they were more reflective, dreamy and introverted kids compared to others.

ko-fi ☕️: sacerdotessa

[claireverything]

Please know that as a 12th house stellium, you’re supposed to be creating. You need to be creating, producing, putting your inner experience out there for the world to see. You don’t experience life the way most people you do. You don’t have the same perspectives and insights that most people do. You don’t fit in to the world as it is today, and that’s okay. When you have come to terms with that, and as you are making peace with that, start creating. Find work that allows you creative freedom. The world did not create a place for you, and so you must create it for yourself. You are bigger than this world - in it, but not of it. Bring your world into this one, in your own way, on your own time. 

If this sounds good, but you have no idea how to start doing it, ask your guides for help. They’ve been waiting for this call.

[graymatters]

I owe you a black eye and two kisses

Draco Malfoy can’t fight worth shit. You’d never guess by his casual confidence, the nonchalant way he dangles his lit cigarette between loose, uncaring fingers. As if the Marlboro Red could fall into the sticky puddle of beer on the floor and ignite the entire pub in a cloud of flames, and he'd just lean against the bar, the sharp angles of his face muted by an unimpressed boredom. 

It’s all a show, a well-executed farce, from the way the light glimmers off the silver hoop in his left brow (cosmetic charm) to the intentionally disheveled rips in his jeans (no charm, just Muggle scissors), with the aim of always feeling too cool to touch, too distant to truly know. But Harry knows. Truly knows. And he relishes the moments he gets to peek beneath those carefully constructed layers and find who lies underneath. The real Draco is in the mumbled whispers between breathless kisses that speckle the quiet of rainy mornings, the subtle graze of his fingers over the back of Harry's neck, the third sugar in Harry’s tea though he only asked for two.

As though he could feel the moment Harry’s gaze found him across the pub, Draco meets his stare, placidly quirking a brow and bringing his cigarette to rest between the knowing smirk of his lips. Harry doesn’t suppress his grin; unlike Draco, he’s never been good at playing it cool. But one thing he’s got on Draco these days is patience. So he stands in the door of the pub, leans heavily into his hip, and waits. 

“Missed you,” Harry says, stubbornly searching for a sliver of that vulnerability underneath Draco’s hardened exterior. For a while, Draco doesn’t budge, holding onto that cool nonchalance like a lifevest.

But eventually, Draco's patience wears thin, and his grasp on his meticulously-constructed mask falters: an exasperated sigh, long fingers shuffled through carefully-mussed hair, pristine posture crumbling into something relaxed and soft. He’s beautiful like this.

“For Merlin’s sake” —finally, a betraying upward tilt of Draco's pale pink lips knocks the breath from Harry's lungs— “I missed you, too, Potter.”

I'm trying to write every day in May. This ficlet (and title) inspired by the song Crush by Ethel Cain. It screamed Drarry, couldn't help myself.