Glubby W.

19 he/him

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[glo-worm29]

the difference between my past relationships and my current one is that im not writing paragraphs arguing and begging to be treated/loved properly. now, im writing paragraphs about how happy i am and how much i love him and how i feel so loved. im sending paragraphs about our future and plans and goals. im not worried 24/7 about him and how im being treated. i thought love like this is just in fantasy, not realizing my soulmate will treat me better than any story ive read. i love him

[glubbyw]

I got her wet just from sending her a video of me planking. Idk how.

I love my wife.

[glubbyw]

We need these 😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 but dogs so I can be a cute puppy boy when I text.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[glubbyw]

Worst American Idol Auditions is DEFINITELY the right thing to watch when you're high.

[glubbyw]

Neil Patrick Harris is actually kind of scary. Also, what has he been up to?

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[glubbyw]

You huged my nothing

[glubbyw]

Using my Kodak mini printer to print out pornographic pictures of my wife!! I love my life.

[glo-worm29]

rich because everytime i nap with my bf and i turn over, he follows and spoons me while hes still asleep

[glo-worm29]

downside to napping with him: he snores. loudly.

[glubbyw]

Am I a pedophile if I am attracted to the younger pictures of my wife as well????

[glubbyw]

Albert Epstein discovered the island of relativity

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[glubbyw]

Can we start calling the action of smelling underwear "huffing Johns"?

[glubbyw]

My dreams are crazy. What do you mean Richard Nixon cleaned the Aquabats Battle Tram for me?

[glubbyw]

I would like to stop waking up in the middle of the night please. Let me sleep peacefully through the night and wake up with my alarm.

[glubbyw]

Im gonna go crazy. No more taking my meds. No more thinking things through. Only fun and only crazy. I'll be unstoppable.

Stay tuned.