Gnarlton Banks

A blog that once hosted pointless rants and even more pointless stories brought to you by a college graduate who would rather use the internet to look at pictures of food than look for a job. (It’s all still there, you can scroll through the old stuff. Growth, amirite?). Now a personal blog from the same college graduate who now has a job, enjoys photography and road trips, and lives in California with her boyfriend and two dogs.

[gnarltonbanks]

I moved to California a little over a year ago and I felt like it would be a good place to start blogging again. I missed it so much, but I kept starting and stopping again so hopefully it sticks this time.

[gnarltonbanks]

I haven't been on tumblr in forever but I still receive email notifications for new followers and literally all of them have been porn blogs. It's good to be back.

[pockhy]

OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

[thepiscesprincesa]

Meek Mill on Sway In The Morning

[ibeeznasty]

Facts

[gnarltonbanks]

I dunno who this girl is, I randomly saw this on Twitter but it broke my heart :( she's so pretty.

[gnarltonbanks]

ugly cry laughing

[gnarltonbanks]

I just keep looking at this. I don't know what to make of it.

[gnarltonbanks]

Lmao

[oldsatanic]

[shinjitxt]

rosalind franklin discovered the double helix in dna but her research was stolen by two men before she could properly share the information and now watson and crick are famous for what she spent years studying

[callipygianology-deactivated201]

Plus she developed ovarian cancer that was most likely caused by radiation from the HUNDREDS of hours spent using x ray crystallography to ascertain the structure. She literally worked herself to death to be a footnote in most genetics textbooks.

[blackgirlundefined]

I hate when white guys ask me if I twerk….No nigga. Do you riverdance?

[p0kemina]

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

[gnarltonbanks]

people are paying real money to meet avril like you can't just walk into any hot topic and find her there smh

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like

that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling

[gnarltonbanks]

has anyone addressed the fact that actual americans who have probably lived no where else but america think "america the beautiful" is our national anthem? because i mean thats pretty serious. like before you go around worrying about whos singing your nations anthem in english and who isnt maybe learn what your national anthem is in the first place idk.

[gnarltonbanks]

Me

[gnarltonbanks]

Do you ever feel weakness in your arms and pressure in your chest when you start to type your password to check how much is left in your bank account or am I the only one?