Caffeine and Spite

They/She, 30s, Voice actor, Video Game Collector. Profile Pic by @lewdalfred

[spikedaily]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 3.08 | “Lovers Walk”

[zenithofdork]

#what if spike had fallen madly in love with joyce instead of buffy #imagine that au#the only thing worse than spike being obsessed with you is spike dating your mom (via dollsome-does-tumblr)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m now just picturing Spike trying to be a dad and being hilariously bad at it

But also I’m now picturing him not knowing how the fuck to react when The Body happens and basically having a full on Omni-Man “WHY DO I CARE?????” reaction to Feeling Things For Others after centuries of just not having empathy and oh no now I’m sad ;-;

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[ampersketch-art]

One side of the venn diagram is Bert and Ernie and on the other is Wilkins and Wontkins. The overlapping middle is Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[cannibalchicken]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[hbmmaster]

you gotta be careful when talking about portal spinoffs because there's a game called Aperture Hand Lab and another game called Aperture Desk Job and you don't want to mix those titles up

[apricops]

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[bodhrancomedy]

I feel contractually ugly and untalented when I have to write nice things about myself.

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[lierdumoa]

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him in on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[meredithgran]

Perfect Tides: Station to Station Available for Pre-Order on Switch

It’s practically here. You can now pre-order Perfect Tides: Station to Station at a 15% discount for Switch in both the US and EU eShops.

During the pre-sale, I’m also discounting both Perfect Tides games by 15% on Steam. You can get 1 and 2 individually or discounted as bundle.

It’s a thrill that this day is finally coming, and I hope it’s the first of many. I’m very eager for more people to try the game on their platform of choice.

Quick Q&A:

Is the original Perfect Tides coming to Switch?

Yes, Edmundo and I have already gotten the ball rolling on this process. I can’t estimate a date right now, since PT1 needs a bit more adjustment gameplay- and content-wise to be ready for console. But yes, we are working on it.

Do I need to play the games in order?

PT2 was designed to be accessible as a standalone game, and if you’re new to the adventure genre, it is an easier starting point. Although the two games together paint a rich picture of Mara’s adolescence, it is not necessary to play them in order.

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."