Heir to the Throne

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, god of mischief, magicians, and the STORM. You are a benevolent deity, watching the people of the universe with kind eyes, a friendly palhoncho, a kindly friendleader. Your name is John Egbert, and you just want people to smile. ((Dependent John Egbert blog for God!Stuck. Background taken and edited from cairovercoat!))

[youknowyourebritishwhen]

[covalnt-blog]

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

.yeah, okay. i’ll look into that.

[odokeru]

let me show you a whole new world. 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

mmmmmkayyyyy...?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

…what.

[odokeru]

you need to watch the most popular girls of school, man. 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

.yeah, okay. i'll look into that.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

i don’t think any of us are.

[odokeru]

yes but how many johns are head cheerleader, part-time model, homecoming queen and a level 100 shut-in? 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

...what.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

yeah, i guess.

you know what? that’s a really good idea.

[odokeru]

i’m not your average john either. 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

i don't think any of us are.

[odokeru]

eh most people are teens and most teens have teen problems. i don’t think you want to willingly relate to them. no one does. it’s terrible. stay away from them 

well as long as you don’t flaunt it i’m sure you’ll be fine. humility is supposed to be a good thing, right?

well make some new friends to bide the time! and then when your friends do come back, you can look back and be happy that you have a crap ton of friends!

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

yeah, i guess.

you know what? that's a really good idea.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

oh yeah, being a god is great! i mean, there are pros and cons, but i like it!

yeah, sometimes! i try to keep in touch with my friends, but a lot of them have been awol for some time.

[odokeru]

if you don’t mind me asking, what kind of cons are involved with being a god?

well you know what you have to do right?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

well, there's the whole "being older than literally everyone" thing. i'm older than the universe, and that can make it a little difficult to relate to people.

not to mention i'm an incredibly powerful cosmic being, so pride is a definite problem. 

what's that?

[odokeru]

it must be awesome being a god though, right? it makes me wish i still had my powers but hey, i’m content with a normal life. i think i’ve earned that much. 

that’s why i said big house! although it’s good to see that this god stuff doesn’t go to your head. stable and cool, very nice. do you ever have like get-together’s with friends or something at them?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

oh yeah, being a god is great! i mean, there are pros and cons, but i like it!

yeah, sometimes! i try to keep in touch with my friends, but a lot of them have been awol for some time.

[odokeru]

holy h*ckie an iteration of myself became you at some point. you may not be me exactly, but that’s still an impressive feat. john egberts all over the universes cheer you on as you make us all proud. you climbed that damned mountain and you made it your own. 

party time. 

well hey you might as well live it up in a fancy and comfy home that’s what i would do. big house with a flat screen and a pool and a hot tub and all the really cool stuff! and if you don’t want any of it, i’ll gladly take them off your hands. 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

aw shucks, it's not a super  big deal.

i don't think my temples have flatscreens or hot tubs, though! mostly lots of couches and beanbag chairs and the occasional tv. i use computers more than television.

[odokeru]

it sucks but hey what can you do? that stuff is all water under the bridge now. do you mean like god tier or… like actual god? hmm… i guess your game was just different? that’s lucky though considering i’m not even god tier anymore, i’m as human as ever.  does this make you the weatherman god? you should consider being a weather forecaster, i bet you’d be rich for accurate predictions. 

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

john egbert, lord of storms, prince or mischief, patron of workers!

known throughout human history by the names Zeus, Thor, Loki, Tlaloc, and Njord, to name but a few! 

he who cracks open the sky and brings mirth and joy to the earth!

at least, that's what the mortals say. 

and i don't really need to get rich, or even work! i've got several shrines and temples throughout the cosmos that are maintained for me if i want to stay there.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

did you do it with your bare hands or did you like press buttons and stuff?]

[odokeru]

no i entered a game with some friends and went through a lot of perilous fights and died a few times and at the end of it, we won the ultimate prize which was a universe. it was really hard man. dying sucks.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

oh yeah, that stuff.

apparently, i did that too?? i can't remember much of it, though, rose is better about that. 

that was all before i was a god, though. one day we woke up, and there was nothing. so we made something new. which would be the universe in which i currently reside! i don't do much of the details, though, i mostly just handle the weather.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

sort of! i’m you if you had lived for billions upon billions of years and had a direct hand in shaping the universe!

[odokeru]

well i’m only 18 but i did have a direct hand in creating a universe. does that count?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

did you do it with your bare hands or did you like press buttons and stuff?]

[odokeru]

hi there uh me?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

sort of! i'm you if you had lived for billions upon billions of years and had a direct hand in shaping the universe!

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

absylphe replied to your post: pffffffftttt.

Thank You Thank You

this one i like.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

pffffffftttt.

[pretty8elle-blog]

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Why aren’t you?

You getting over emotional is cute, and it’ll also give me a 8REATH of fresh HEIR from what I’m used to.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

He snorted at that.

nice. 

i just don’t want to say nic cage has the declaration to my heart, because it’s not true. 

plus, i’m not as into him as you are? 

[pretty8elle-blog]

She huffed and slumped back into the couch. He was no real fun anymore.

You suck.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

no i don't!

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

He raises an eyebrow.

…yeah, that doesn’t really work on me.

[pretty8elle-blog]

She frowned, her ears drooping down.

When did you 8ecome lame?

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

i didn’t become lame! i’m just saying that calling me a chicken isn’t gonna get a rise out of me.

[pretty8elle-blog]

Why aren’t you?

You getting over emotional is cute, and it’ll also give me a 8REATH of fresh HEIR from what I’m used to.

[godheadtyphoon-blog]

He snorted at that.

nice. 

i just don't want to say nic cage has the declaration to my heart, because it's not true. 

plus, i'm not as into him as you are?