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Me after eating a plate of ribs: mmm tasty

Adam: that s my wife you bitch

#Adam #Adam and eve #rib #dinner #Bible #the Bible #Old Testament

Imagine being Lot's wife, turned into a pillar of salt just for wanting to look at some fags. She was the original fujoshi, and I lover her for that, because it was so human

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It was human, until yk she like kinda wasnt 🧂

#Bible #the Bible #lot’s wife #diva #salt #pillar moment #sodom and gomorrah #wtf is sodomposting why did tumblr reccomend that as a tag

Quick math

Jared Leto/straight people = Ezra miller/lgbts

POS representation across the spectrum of recognized human sexuality

#pride #not really tho ig #like I don’t like claiming them #Jared Leto #ezra miller #math #quick math #ratio #but like a literal actual ratio #learn your fractions kids #man fuck them both #straight #lgbt #lgbtq+

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Crazy that if you’re a bad man you spend your Christmas Eve night reliving your life and if you’re a good man you spend your Christmas Eve night living your unlife. Ya either gotta be morally neutral or a woman I guess

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Fuckk I forgot about nonbinary people and Barbie that one time. Sorry nonbinary people and Barbie that one time😔

#a christmas carol #it’s a wonderful life #christmas #Christmas Eve #Scrooge #ebenezer scrooge #george bailey #Christmas stories that are over 45 years old (my beloved)#woman #man #nonbinary #non binary #morality #ethics #moral compas #Barbie #barbie in a christmas carol #2008 ig

Crazy that if you’re a bad man you spend your Christmas Eve night reliving your life and if you’re a good man you spend your Christmas Eve night living your unlife. Ya either gotta be morally neutral or a woman I guess

#a christmas carol #it’s a wonderful life #Christmas #Christmas Eve #Scrooge #George Bailey #Christmas stories that are over 45 years old #woman #morality #ethics #moral compass

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How about you play some solitaire free for mobile and calm down

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“Just a little something to take the edge off” and it’s solitaire free for mobile

#card #cards #solitaire #app #mobile #solitaire free for mobile #cigarettes

#thanksgiving #turkey day #Thursday #macys #macys thanksgiving day parade #Westminster #Westminster dog show #dog #dog show #dogs #2025 #11/27 #yeah I know thanksgiving is problematic but this isn’t about that #yeah I know consumerism is also problematic again that’s not what this post is about rn #we can have an open dialogue in a sec babes just enjoy this for now #it’s dogs

somewheredownthesidewalk

July 17, 2025

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Rip tiktaalik you would’ve made Kate Bush proud

#nobody ran up that hill better…..#tiktaalik #kate bush #running up that hill #running up that hill (deal with God)#1985 #Late Devonian Period #honestly no one made a deal with God better either now that I’m thinking about it #being the first creature to walk is a pretty big deal I’d say

mudwerks

Miss L. Smith, Ottawa, Ontario

William James Topley (September 1889)

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Nobody gets me like she does😔

#Library and Archives Canada #Miss L. Smith #Ontario #1889 #vintage #bee costume #William James Topley #🐝

We’ve gotta start naming bitches ‘Franz’ again

#the mechanical Turk #chess #chessblr #lgbtq+#mechanical #Turk #1770 #the 1770s #scam #scam art #chess master #Sarah z

parakeet

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

burins

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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ITS BC NOAA FUNDING GOT SLASHED🤬 (that makes it harder for meteorologists to accurately track weather, which means forecasts are more likely to change at more drastic intervals than we were used to)

#FUCK TRUMP #us politics #noaa #National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration #I’m only happy when it rains #weather #rain #thunderstorm #thunderstorms #meteorologist #forecast #american politics

zegalba

aurenflare

can we not lose the plot elon musk sucks ass

technofeudalism

i fucking hate Ro Khanna with a burning passion and this is not helping.

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