I s'pose now I'm getting more visitors I should set some rules huh...
I know I know, I'm the Great Mammon, I follow no rules blah blah BUT Y'KNOW WHAT!? I DO.
Now I've done my research on you humans so I think it's fair to say:
In my mun's country, the age of consent is 16, so if ya 16-17 I don't mind interacting with ya HOWEVER, keep it SFW please. I don't mind interacting with ya 'coz obviously I'm lovely and great and all that, I can fluff it up like the best of 'em but PLEASE don't interact in a NSFW way. It ain't fair on me or me mun (an old hag), an adult, to be dragged into that aight?
So, if ya under 16 - please don't interact
If you're over 18, that's a different matter - all's fair in love and war. Pretty sure that doesn't make sense in this context but it sounds cool and Satan taught me it so whatever
If ya try and get really naughty and frisky with me on anon, ya won't get very far.
I try and remember to tag all my stuff appropriately - nsfw etc. Anything super naughty and explicit will be tagged "mammon gets frisky" so be sure to block that tag if ya don't wanna see that.
Everyone deserves some Mammon lovin' regardless of gender, so don't be shy, I charge everyone equally-- uh, love...LOVE not charge haha silly me ahem
I'm a busy guy, lots of appointments, so many friends to see, lots of...stuff...so much stuff to do. Yep. If I don't get to ya straight away it don't mean I won't, I'm probably just...doing something. Very important. Mhm.
My admin doesn't pay me enough to do this so if you could donate any spare Grimm to my GoFundMe--
[MAMMON!]
ACK-! I'M SORRY MUM MUN! I MEANT MUN I'M SORRY. FUCK.
Crows are literally the smartest bird, no wonder they're your familiars. They're bullied in the animal kingdom and smarter then they look
If anyone bullied my crows I'd...I'd eat 'em! đż I've had instances where my buddies pooped on people's heads when they were pickin' on me too hahaha!
They are super smart! I'm tryna teach Larry to make ramen but he enjoys swinging the noodles around too much...
But! He does like rolling the boiled eggs to crack the shell and try to peel 'em! Then he gets overexcited and ends up throwing egg chunks everywhere BUT WE'RE WORKING ON IT!
Oh and speakin' of noodles, once he took my phone and managed to text Lucifer "send noods" because he was ordering us food right but uhhh yeah he didn't take that very well...
Hey babe! So I had a dream about going for a drive with you out in the country in that hot ride of yours. It reminded me of how we met. (I was begging you to help me pick up doughnuts for Beel.) I just wanted to remind you I love you. Thank you for making me smile. @random-obeyme-fangirl
I remember that too! Who'da thunk! I love you too, and we should go for a ride again sometime. There's a really cool lake we could go to! I mean...we can't get too close to it 'coz there's a monster in there that would devour us BUT it's pretty and we can look at it from the safety of my baby and y'know maybe kiss and stuff--
Please let me buy you literally everything you want đ§ââď¸đ§ââď¸đ§ââď¸
I got no complaints about this.
So first up there's this jewel encrusted throne, right, but it's ACTUALLY a massage chair! Oh and it might be in Diavolo's treasure vault but ya know, sure ya'll think o' somethin'.
Secondly, I saw this AWESOME lamp that's shaped like a crow and it's so cool and I want loads of 'em!
Oh! And also a few weeks back I found--
*he continues rambling on for a very, very long time*
Since tumblr took it down đđđ heres the fic again. Lemme know if i missed a tag.
Warning: NSFW, jealousy
You're so Wet (MAMMON X F!READER)
âWe should workout together sometime.â is what he said, âit will be fun!â Is what he said. You thought so too, but what you failed to realize is that demon workouts werenât normal workouts and Beelzebub took even those to a whole other level, but you decided that yeah, you could do them, no sweat about it. And thatâs where you went wrong. Beel had to carry you home, feeling guilty as hell, because your legs gave out only halfway through and he just thought he needed to push you but now your legs feel like jelly and you can barely walk. âIâm sorry, (Y/N)... I didnât mean to push you that hard. â You were sweaty and exhausted, moaning in soreness, âitâs fine.. Just drop me off at my roomâŚâ Beel nodded, hoping not to see Mammon because he knows how jealous and overprotective his brother could get when it comes to you and the last thing he wants is for this to be awkward.Â
âThere ya go⌠let me know if I can help.. I really do feel bad.â You nodded, using the wall as support to go into the bathroom, wiping the sweat off your eyebrows and then slowly starting to strip, groaning when you needed to lift your legs and arms to get those stupid clothes off, âhow does he do that every dayâŚ.â You felt weak, defeated, but at the very least, you got a killer workout in and that should give you some sense of pride. The steam from the shower made you sigh out, your hand reaching out to check the waterâs temperature, immediately smiling when you notice that itâs warm enough. âThis is going to feel greatâŚâ You closed your eyes, stepping into the shower and letting out another groan when the warm water hits your sore muscles, âthatâs itâŚ.âÂ
âWhatâs it?â Mammon. You opened your eyes, peeking around the shower curtain to look at him, watching as he began to strip as well, âM-Mammon! What are you doingâŚ?â Itâs not like youâve never seen him naked before but youâve never seen him fully hard and ready to join you in the shower before! Sexy times were mainly kept to the bed, nothing else, so seeing him so⌠exposed right now almost felt embarrassing, but before you could comment on that, he was already behind you. His arms snuck around you and he leaned in to take a deep breath of your scent, his hardened cock pushing up against your lower back, âYa smell like Beel.â It wasnât a question, it was a statement, and judging from his voice, he didnât seem too happy about it. âY-Yeah⌠we worked out together but my legs got wobbly so he carried me homeâŚâ itâs the truth but you can only hope Mammon would take it as such as well.Â
âI donât like it.â He grumbled behind you, running his hands up and down your stomach before they graced your legs, making you shudder a bit, the sensation being sent straight to your core, âI...Iâm sorry? It was just a workout.â He swiftly pressed you up against the shower wall, grunting when his cock gets pussed between your ass cheeks, âYa should be working out with meâŚâ judging from his voice, he had a whole different type of workout in mind and you werenât fully sure how to feel about that, except that your body had already made up its mind and honestly⌠who were you to complain? You had a hot man behind you, hard and ready to go, only waiting for you, âwith youâŚ? HmâŚâ Mammon kissed along your neck, starting to get impatient. All he wanted was to just rail you against this damn shower wall and youâre taking your sweet time. Teasingly, you began to spread your legs a bit, but his hands immediately grabbed onto your hips when he noticed.Â
âThere ya goâŚâ Heâs rubbing his cock between your folds now, groaning loudly even though heâs barely doing anything, âya feel so good⌠I canât wait⌠â He paused for a moment, moving one of his hands between your legs and letting his fingers dance between your folds before pushing into you, âto feel you wrapped around meâŚ.â Heâs rubbing his cock between your fold again, loud groans escaping him and you couldnât wonder but where all of this came from, âMammonâŚâ âSsshh⌠I just.. I need ya real bad right now (Y/N)...â His fingers left your heat again, moving up to his mouth to lick off some of the juices with a hum before he wrapped his hand around his cock, giving himself a few strokes, âjust a little bitâŚâ You nodded, feeling yourself be somewhat bend over, your hands pressed flat against the wallâs tiles as he pushed into you in one swift movement.Â
He bottomed out so easily, his nail digging into your hips when he feels your walls enveloping him inch by inch, sucking him in deeper. It felt warm and wet, just how he likes it, and he really canât help his hard snaps forward, making you cry out. Your legs still felt sore and you were almost embarrassed to admit that they were still wobbly, burning in painful bliss. âHghn⌠MammonâŚâ His hands moved around to wrap around your lower abdomen, keeping you steady in case youâd fall because thatâs the last thing he wants. âI got ya babeâŚâ or more so, heâs got himself.Â
His thrusts were heavy from the beginning, eager to get back inside of you everytime he pulled back. Truthfully, he wasnât sure what got him so needy right now but he canât think long on it either, loving the way your cunt felt around him way too much, âya feel so good babeâŚ. So slick⌠taking me so wellâŚâ His own head fell back in a loud groan, his hips still going inside of you. âI just⌠wanna fill youâŚâ His hands moved from your waist to grab ahold of your wrists, pushing them up against the wall and high over your head as he thrusted in hard, straightening you out against the wall. He could feel your ass jiggle as he did that, moaning out at the feeling and looking down to see it happen again,âdamnâŚâ thatâs all he really could get out.Â
You moaned out, your breasts squished against the tiles as he pounded you. The soreness was almost overcome by the pleasure, but it still felt kind of painful, and for some reason, that turned you on even more, âfuck⌠mammonâŚâ You rested your forehead on the wall, clenching around him tightly everytime he pressed you back against the cold tiles and against himself. The hot water had you sweating again, gasping out in heavy breaths as it ran down both your bodies. Mammonâs head rolled forward again, latching his lips onto your shoulder to suck hard and nibble on the sensitive skin in an attempt to leave his mark, which he successfully did, âfuck babe⌠ya gonna make me cumâŚâÂ
He clenched his teeth, closing his eyes tightly as his cock began to twitch and leak. Still, he never stopped, pressing you hard and fast against the wet wall and trapping you between it and his cock, moaning out loudly. The sound echoed off the bathroom walls and back into your ears, making you clench again in an attempt of sucking him dry. You could feel his hot seed spurt inside of you, some of it leaking out around his cock because his thrusts never faltered, âhah⌠ya feel so good⌠I canât stop..â His grip on your wrists tightened again, his thrusts slowing down although they were still hard, making you moan out too.Â
Mammon paused momentarily but only to pull out and turn you around, kissing you deeply, âI want to take ya properly⌠without fear of slippingâŚ. â heâs quick to turn the water off, eagerly stepping out and taking your hand, dragging you with him and ultimately throwing you onto your bed, to which you were thankful; at least youâd be lying somewhere comfortable. âGet your workout in, MammonâŚâ you managed to smirk at him, spreading your legs for him and moving a hand down to spread your folds with your fingers, watching his eyes grow wide and a growl escape him when he sees his cum leaking out.Â
