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@golgolcommunicationstation
WELCOME WELCOME!! COME IN, COME IN!!
Welcome to the communication station of PLANET GOLGOL!!! I saw evyyone makin' blogs and I thought...
THERE ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH GOLSHI IN HERE!!!
So welcome to my beautiful abode...we have exotic drinks...yakisoba for days...and most importantly...ENTERTAINMENT!!!
*Drops the body of Queens Wish on the floor* Your problem now. *Leaves, whistling*
A-
.
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Golshi factory?
*She suddenly and comedically locks up like a robot given an order.*
BEEP. BEEP. GOLSHI FACTORY, COMING IN. PRIMED FOR. CONSUMPTION.
*She immediately leaps forward and starts licking at Dolly like an animal.*
dfgvkhdfsgjdfk;hgdsdf;hol
w-what are you doing?!
*She sits up, going rigid and robotic once more.*
QUESTION RECIEVED. CANNOT COMPUTE.
NOT ENOUGH. SALT.
*And she produces a small bag of salt and splashes it into the air all around the bath.*
*she decides to run away now*
*She grabs Dolly by the arm and yanks her back.*
Hold on there, appetizer!!
*And she lifts up a large towel, draping it over Dolly and rubbing it against her head.*
*She lets go of Dolly's arm.*
Whatcha waitin' for? Aren't you gonna burst out the dorm doors and run screaming into campus before getting snatched up by giant hawks? C'mon I wanna see action!! And those students are mighty hungry for some payback if y'know what I mean...
*she runs away screaming*
...
*She turns to the camera and sticks her tongue out.*
Gives you Fugu Milk.
- Actual Milk Maid Anon
*She gulps the entire bottle down within seconds.*
Yummy!
Fishy...!
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Golshi factory?
*She suddenly and comedically locks up like a robot given an order.*
BEEP. BEEP. GOLSHI FACTORY, COMING IN. PRIMED FOR. CONSUMPTION.
*She immediately leaps forward and starts licking at Dolly like an animal.*
dfgvkhdfsgjdfk;hgdsdf;hol
w-what are you doing?!
*She sits up, going rigid and robotic once more.*
QUESTION RECIEVED. CANNOT COMPUTE.
NOT ENOUGH. SALT.
*And she produces a small bag of salt and splashes it into the air all around the bath.*
*she decides to run away now*
*She grabs Dolly by the arm and yanks her back.*
Hold on there, appetizer!!
*And she lifts up a large towel, draping it over Dolly and rubbing it against her head.*
*She lets go of Dolly's arm.*
Whatcha waitin' for? Aren't you gonna burst out the dorm doors and run screaming into campus before getting snatched up by giant hawks? C'mon I wanna see action!! And those students are mighty hungry for some payback if y'know what I mean...
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Golshi factory?
*She suddenly and comedically locks up like a robot given an order.*
BEEP. BEEP. GOLSHI FACTORY, COMING IN. PRIMED FOR. CONSUMPTION.
*She immediately leaps forward and starts licking at Dolly like an animal.*
dfgvkhdfsgjdfk;hgdsdf;hol
w-what are you doing?!
*She sits up, going rigid and robotic once more.*
QUESTION RECIEVED. CANNOT COMPUTE.
NOT ENOUGH. SALT.
*And she produces a small bag of salt and splashes it into the air all around the bath.*
*she decides to run away now*
*She grabs Dolly by the arm and yanks her back.*
Hold on there, appetizer!!
*And she lifts up a large towel, draping it over Dolly and rubbing it against her head.*
*She lets go of Dolly's arm.*
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Golshi factory?
*She suddenly and comedically locks up like a robot given an order.*
BEEP. BEEP. GOLSHI FACTORY, COMING IN. PRIMED FOR. CONSUMPTION.
*She immediately leaps forward and starts licking at Dolly like an animal.*
dfgvkhdfsgjdfk;hgdsdf;hol
w-what are you doing?!
*She sits up, going rigid and robotic once more.*
QUESTION RECIEVED. CANNOT COMPUTE.
NOT ENOUGH. SALT.
*And she produces a small bag of salt and splashes it into the air all around the bath.*
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Golshi factory?
*She suddenly and comedically locks up like a robot given an order.*
BEEP. BEEP. GOLSHI FACTORY, COMING IN. PRIMED FOR. CONSUMPTION.
*She immediately leaps forward and starts licking at Dolly like an animal.*
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
W-What?
*she takes the lolipop*
A-A bath? You aren't killing me?
Bah!!
*She swats at the air.*
Kill? How am I supposed to eat a corpse!! No, you need to be happy and full for the ol' Golshi factory!
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
*she starts crying*
Y-You're so mean!
*Gold Ship immediately freezes up, her hand stopping mid shake, the salt in her hand.*
...
*Golshi bends down and licks Dolly's face.*
Hm.. needs more flavor!!
*She takes a small, heart shaped lollipop from her pocket and unwraps it, presenting it to Dolly.*
Eat up!
Wouldja want the bath to be hotter? It's running a lil cold
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
I DONT WANT TO BE SOUP
Hahaha!!
*Gold Ship laughs as if you spoke the funniest thing she's ever heard.*
*She gets up and starts pouring salt on Dolly. She does not stop laughing.*
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
*she screams*
Let me go! I have to go back to my goddess!
Gold Ship holds you tightly in the bag walking for a long while, though you're unsure how long exactly, when you do finally see the light you tumble directly from the bag into...water?!
The first thing you feel is your clothes soaked as you fall into what seems to be a full bathtub. But as you come to your senses you see the water stained a soupy brown, and smells of meat and vegetable. You look around and the bathtub Golshi dropped you in seems to be... Full of soup.
You look to the side and Golshi is stirring the tub with you inside with a...comically large spoon.
Laaadeedadadee... ♪
Laaalalalala... ♪
One hot soup coming right up!!
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
H-Hey! Let me go!
She quickly leans on the box, pushing her weight down onto it.
And she's a real kicker too!! A beast straight from the wilds... Haha!! She'll go for a mean dollar back at the market!!
Golshi lifts the box up and snatches Dolly up in a bag before she can get away.
She turns to the camera and winks, before walking off
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
Is that...
My Queen!
*she grabs the merch*
The box falls atop Dolly and traps her.
Aha! And as you can so clearly see, master trapper Golshi catches another live specimen!!
Her fingers hover over the box.
And this is clearly a BIG one too!! A hefty catch if I do say so myself...
Pspspsps…C’mon…
Gold Ship has laid a small pile of Doto merch under a box, stick, and string.
Where are ya…
*a flyer blowing in the wind hits McQueen in the face*
Feeling a bit flat up there, wishing you had more boobage to spare? Try Golshi's patented Breast-Growth Yakisoba! You bring the chest, we'll provide the rest!
Gah-! .... What.
I have no idea what that flyer says but it sounds like it was made by someone with some REALLY good ideas!
are you considering
I have never once considered anything for my entire life.
