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[goobleschnops]

Should bottoms earn less than tops since their income is supplemental?

[goobleschnops]

Being a tubist and having performance anxiety is the worst bc you tell people and they say “just focus on your breathing” like yeah what else am I going to do

[goobleschnops]

Getting an “I miss you” text at 7 in the morning from someone you’ve not even dating feels so unfair

[goobleschnops]

Are airports home to more hellos or goodbyes?

[goobleschnops]

Maybe I’m always tired and cannot get out of bed and think about dying an awful lot but surely that couldn’t mean anything

[goobleschnops]

Please if she’s lesbian let her adopt me or something

[goobleschnops]

I think having a Dr Pepper before bed makes me evil

[goobleschnops]

Sexual tension between me and The Sun

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[goobleschnops]

I strongly believe that it is easiest to fail in the things you aspire to. I realize that I am a success in so many metrics that are meaningless to me, but in the few I value most, I cannot help but fail

[goobleschnops]

Who up pitying the child

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Normally I’m a lurker but nobody knows me on here so now I’m powerful

[goobleschnops]

Ever since getting Airbuds sometimes I’ll sit and imagine people being like “wow what good music taste what a cool guy” when they see my profile :)

[goobleschnops]

Less so coming out of a closet and more so coming out of a cocoon

[goobleschnops]

I’m folding it I’m folding it I’m folding it I’m folding it in folding it I’m folding jt in dolfing jr

[goobleschnops]

I’ve never had tumblr before so now I have to just assume people want to see my thoughts

[goobleschnops]

Falling for a lesbian is sooo embarrassing bc I don’t get any extra credit for gender dysphoria and now I have to forget that I like like them