Everyday Shit

Post about funny crap that happens to me I'm not that funny probably won't post that often

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Parents: why don't you ever talk to me Me: because you would yell at me and I'd get in trouble Parents: No you wouldn't Later.... Me: *tells them something and then gets in trouble*

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Story time!

This is the story of the first time I went camping. First of all on the way to the campsite we got lost….for an hour….and I had to pee. But wait it gets better……for you and me it was pretty funny. My family and I rented a paddle boat and a canoe. With my dog and my dad in a canoe and my mom and I in a paddle boat we set off on our journey. (This is where it gets interesting) So my Dad and dog Jake got inside the canoe and then my mom and I got into the paddle boat and my dog looked at us and I knew something was gonna happen. So my mom and I started paddling and it was very awkward because it was uneven weight and we were just paddling in circles. My dog saw us paddling away and he jumped out of the canoe and swam towards the us. My mom had to get out and swim to the dock and my dad thought it was a good idea to stand up and he flipped the canoe. Meanwhile I’m floating away while this is happening and crowds are gathering. My mom finally notices….when I’m almost at the edge of the other side of the pond. So she yells at me to start paddling and by the time I’m back crowds of people start clapping and that’s when we notice that people have started to surround us. Then to make it better we (well my mom) hear wolves in the night. The end