✰ ⋮ 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝘙𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙. @halfwitteds - Tumblr Blog

sarcasticveins‌

WHY DID HE HAVE HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS ?? it was the first thing leia had noticed about him !! so far up his undercarriage, it could give an unsuspecting person whiplash. perhaps she could spend five WHOLE MINUTES with him before her mouth got her in trouble. personally, she felt like her mouth was already heading in that direction really, she felt bad for the cocky bastard, she really did. if only for a second. while, yes, he was attractive - she had bigger things to do than admire him like a schoolgirl with a crush.

of course, he was headed in the exact same direction !! oh how fun it was going to be, to listen to him talk about HIMSELF. men. selfish men. typical. leia already had twenty males trying to talk in her ear. and, she was DAMN SURE, he was another carbon copy. brows pressed together, annoyed expression still present on her face. “shit— what a damn coincidence— your arrogant ass is coming along.” wasn’t he damn lucky he was good looking enough. otherwise, leia was going to dry heave all the way to the yogurt shop. “do i look like i do marathons ??” narrowing his eyes at him, “you feel free to bolt if you want to, hotshot— i’m in heels !!” one eyebrow danced, “you might as well know my name— leia, i’m sure you can handle it. it’s only four letters…”

SHE MADE HER IRRITATION QUITE APPARENT while written all across her features, though he could feel her eyes looking him over (or at least that’s what he told himself). her grouchiness was almost enough to send him running the other way, yet han still found himself compelled to try and get at least somewhat on her good side.

she cursed and expressed her hatred at the idea of him tagging along to... well... he already forgot where, but he’d make do either way. she called him ARROGANT, and although harsh with her words, han couldn’t entirely disagree. she was really looking to pick something of a fight and he was all too willing to oblige. “i think i’ll take it slow for now. wouldn’t want you to break something.” he offered back with a snicker. she clearly didn’t have high expectations of his intelligence either. “leia...” he started, letting the name roll off his tongue as he matched it to her face. “is that L-A-Y-A?” he teased, knowing it would push buttons. “i’m han. it’s a pleasure.”

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#sarcasticveins

wishmades‌

LOS ANGELES WAS A CRAZY place, and garfield knew that firsthand after settling in for a month. everyday there was something new, something weird, though he didn’t mind it at all. with his green skin and shape-shifting abilities, he already fits well with the all the strangeness happening within the city. nothing seems to surprise him. strolling down the sidewalk, hands dug deep into his pockets and whistling to the tune of a commercial he’d watched that morning, he instantly stops his tracks from the sudden presence. judging by the way the other looked, they’d probably gotten into something they shouldn’t have. he knew what that feeling was like.

——– “ what’s up, dude ? ” he answers back, removing the shades that were hovering over his eyes to properly look at them. poor guy, he was probably running for miles just to catch a break. eyebrow quirking in curiosity, a part of him wanted to know what his story was. a criminal, maybe ? a victim of the mafia ? alien abduction catastrophe ? a celebrity who’s been spotted by hormonal teenagers ? the possibilities were endless. “ you okay ? you look like you could use a glass of water. or ten. ”

IT HADN'T BEEN HIS INTENTION to draw attention to the sprint he'd just settled down from, but in a city as full as this one, expecting to turn a corner and have the space to yourself was indeed a bit of a stretch. there could've been WORSE people to run into, however. this person seemed relatively unaffected by the suddenness of han's arrival, and although it wasn't ideal to have to speak to anyone after what he'd just done, this didn't seem all that bad.

the GREEN hair was the first thing to catch his eye but the laid back demeanor of the other was something of a welcome surprise. han didn’t feel threatened by the energy and therefore took a moment to rest against the wall where he'd previously been so tense. "water doesn't sound too bad right about now." he let out a huff of a laugh.

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#wishmades #sorry this took forever omg

#✰ ⋮ 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐏 — 𝘰𝘰𝘤.

hvddensorrows‌

AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAD HAPPENED, BEN WAS.. keeping himself away from everyone. except for rey, of course, but.. mostly, he tried to be good to her - he tried to do everything he could to show her he loved her, if the fact he had already died wasn’t enough in the first place. he knew he had a lot to make up for - he was trying, he really was, but.. it wouldn’t be enough - not in a very, very long time, but.. ben was going to be patient. he knew he could do it - he knew he could make people see that whatever kylo ren had done in the past hadn’t been it, it had been.. a past, very far away, where.. he had surrounded to the dark side completely.

NOW, HOWEVER.. he could see that the reason he had been brought back, why he had been made into what he was once more had been because of love - rey’s love, his parents’ love.. both han and leia had reached out to him when he needed them the most and.. now, here they were. together again, just like it should have been. still, he hoped.. he knew it wouldn’t be easy but he hoped that leia and han could show up here, just so.. he’d have a chance to apologize. he hadn’t given up entirely on that and, when his eyes fell on a familiar face, although younger, ben didn’t know how to react. could he really.. be here? “han solo?” he asked, shock of seeing a younger version of his father standing right in front of him and.. he didn’t know how to act. “that’s you?”

HAN DID WHAT HE COULD TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE where it counted and didn't tend to gain much positive street cred, so having someone recognize him that he hadn't already dealt with face-to-face was just a little bit unexpected. he hadn't been in this town— or UNIVERSE —for too long, so he wasn't familiar with too many people in general aside from those he did business with. to have someone address him by name when he'd just sprinted away from trouble was a little concerning to say the least.

he looked this guy over in an attempt to remember if he'd ever met him even if only briefly, but nothing rang a bell. han proceeded with caution. "depends on who's askin'" he would keep his guard up until he was absolutely certain this didn't have anything to do with BUSINESS. even then, he wasn’t eager to get too friendly.

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#hvddensorrows

justsurvivesxmehow‌

Enid figured buses were quicker or even an uber or something, but she’d rather her own two feet. She wanted to get to know the lay of the city better each day so she wasn’t hopelessly lost when it came to the worst of times. Who did? That would have ended up in her own paranoia which was already decently awful to be honest. Eyes on her phone she rounded a corner anticipating a cafe but found another stretch of the street that was somewhat unfamiliar. Now that didn’t make sense. She had a good sense of direction after modern technology wasn’t the way in the apocalypse, but rely on the little device and now she was turned about. “Great,” the brunette muttered before someone else came careening around the corner. Despite attempts to fill his lungs with air again he was polite. Noted of course by Enid as caution was always first and foremost. “Could be better if I wasn’t lost,” she responded in truth. “Yourself?”

THE GIRL HADN'T BEEN EXPECTING his sudden appearance, that much he could tell by the slight fright he'd seemed to have given her. most people didn't respond to surprises like these with very much forgiveness or even care, but she seemed to take somewhat of a civil approach. han also appreciated the fact that she hadn't been keen on questioning him about the... INTENSE circumstances. "oh, fine and dandy," he responded, maintaining the casual air between them despite his gasps for breath. apparently, she was LOST. "well where are ya headed? maybe i could help point the way." typically he wouldn't pay much mind to someone else's navigational misfortune, but a pretty girl could always manage to grab his attention. han had grown to learn a lot about these streets in the short time he'd been there; it was his business to, so he had the potential to help.

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#justsurvivesxmehow

sarcasticveins‌

SOMETHING FISHY WAS definitely going on, leia could feel it. who in their right mind JOGGED ALLEYWAYS ?? dark eyes narrowed at him, face contorted into an expression of annoyance. already his energetic attitude was annoying the female - it was typical. no one usually jogged up when she was taking her FAVORITE SHORTCUT to the frozen yogurt shop she frequented. no one bothered her there - no one asked for a picture there, no one cared. everything about that place was glorious.

“running ?? in this alley ??” brows deepened on her forehead, “are you serious right now ??” blinking as she said the last few words, scowl soon making its way on her lips. “i highly doubt you’re jogging back here— unless you were going to safron & rose ??” thinking about the yogurt made leia happy; it was her hour of PURE BLISS. “it’s where i’m going—- don’t tell me you’re going there ??”

HE COULD TELL SHE WASN'T ENTIRELY CONVINCED, and perhaps rightfully so, but han wasn't prepared to fight this girl over the nasty look she was giving him. it twisted her pretty face into something of a menacing expression, one that made him feel as though he would have to work hard to receive any sort of a smile from her. han did like the occasional challenge, however, and now that he'd completed his errands for the night, he had nothing else to do but indulge.

"sure, why not?" he responded confidently with a grin, finally gaining some sort of control over his breath. he leaned against the brick wall with an extended arm to support himself and display an aura of SUAVE-ness. she'd already come to the conclusion that she wasn't buying his shallow explanation for having sweat curling the front of his bangs, but that wasn't going to stop him from pushing her buttons a little bit. "well what do ya know, that's exactly where i was headed." INCORRECT, but she didn't need to know that. "thought i might get a little jog in on the way." of course that wasn't true either, but he was doing his best to smooth it over. "would the lovely lady care to join me?" he offered an arm as if to escort her.

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#sarcasticveins

sarcasticveins‌

LEIA, AS USUAL, was minding her business, she had bigger fish to fry in her life. han solo was the last person on her mind. first of all, she didn’t remember him and second of all, she didn’t have to care about what his scoundrel ass was up to. as far as leia was concerned she had NO BROTHER, NO LOVER, AND NO SON. her life was free as a bird, she could do whatever she pleased, and go wherever the wind blew her.

los angeles was her h o m e now, and anything involving space was irrelevant. in fact, she didn’t think about it, not when she had a company to run. her parents, her NEW PARENTS were the owners of a huge company that leia had gotten upon the untimely death. when in the business world, it was cutthroat - leia had become harder than ever before. being an heiress wasn’t all about the money, it was TRULY ABOUT THE COMPANY. leia actually worked until the paris hilton’s of the world - she had seen the female once or twice, and she had NOT AGED WELL. all fake and full of plastic - and no work ethic, all completely pathetic. most people were pathetic and weak.

cellphone in hand, her eyes were NOT looking where she was going. why was she walking ?? it seemed healthier than being cooped up in her car with her driver singing terrible songs out of tune. rounding the corner, she spotted him, after glancing up for a millisecond. nothing registered, of course, he was NOTHING TO HER.

brows knitted together, “what the hell are you doing ??”

HE'D GROWN USED TO ODD LOOKS from people, coming up with ways to explain himself, and leaving places as fast as he'd gotten to them. this situation didn't seem to speak much different to that, though the girl he'd found himself beside DID, in fact, catch his endlessly wandering eyes. until she opened her mouth, that is. he could simply feel the JUDGEMENT radiating off of her, but WHO WAS HE TO CARE?

she'd been staring down at her device and seemed quite startled by his sudden approach, but han played it off with a SMILE. he'd just successfully gotten away as far as he could tell and there was a lump of cash resting well in his pocket. now there was a PRETTY GIRL standing right in front of him. "oh y'know, just gettin' a good run in." he twisted his arms as if exercising had been the main goal here. it was no business of a random girl on the street to know what he'd been up to, especially when she seemed so WELL DRESSED. “a great evening for it, don’t ya think?”

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.#sarcasticveins

THERE WAS NO DENYING THAT HAN HAD A KNACK FOR TROUBLE. that was the business he'd willingly got himself into, after all— a business he'd been familiar with for the vast majority of his life. that hadn't changed much after arriving in this new, unfamiliar world. there was always a deal to made and dirty work to be done no matter what planet or universe you were in, and han took pride in his ability to adapt to that. running jobs in los angeles was no different than anywhere else— except for the fact that he didn't have a blaster or his BEST FRIEND by his side.

running would have to make do, and solo was an EXPERT in it. without chewie there to intimidate the bystanders, establishing his presence wasn't as easy as it had been in the past. oh how he MISSED that big walking carpet, especially now as he ran alone at top speed through alley ways and streets to get away from the unfortunate soul he'd just hustled money from. after having jetted away as fast as the MILLENNIUM FALCON, han came to a cold stop after turning the corner of a building, taking a much needed breather flat against the wall after once again bolting for his life.

he'd only just noticed the closest person in proximity and he craned his head over to look at them, flashing a small salute in their direction. "how ya doin'?" he asked casually through gasps for air as if he hadn't just ran a marathon.

#✰ ⋮ 𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐎 — 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳.#angeles:starter #wow this became way longer than i intended oop

hold on, did i just see SHAWN MENDES?! no, sorry, that was actually HAN SOLO, but they can get that a lot! you might know HIM as a CANON from STAR WARS. They are 22 years old and have been living in los angeles for SIX MONTHS, and DO remember their old life up until WITNESSING A BRAWL AT THE MOS EISLEY CANTINA. here in the city of dreams, they are a SMUGGLER, HUSTLER, AND MECHANIC and when one thinks of them, they think of SLY SMILES, A SMART MOUTH, WELL-WORN CLOTHES, A PAIR OF CHANCE CUBES, CALLOUSED HANDS, AND TROUBLE. i guess you never know who you’ll run into in los angeles!