Shit I’ve Said To My Bestie {Dialog Starters Pt. 1}
“In every friend group, there’s the chaotic gremlin and the cam and quiet one. Obviously I’m not the calm and quiet one.”
“Y/nnnnnn! I want fooooood!”Â
“...Did you just smack my ass? Seriously?”
“Ramen with mayonnaise again? Oh my god you are so weird.”
“You went to dinner?? Without ME???”Â
“Since when have I said no to free food?”Â
“...Did you hit your head? Are you okay? I swear to god you just spoke fucking gibberish.”
*Flips off* “Mofucker!”Â
*Gives both middle fingers and runs* “Catch me if you can, BITCH!”
“So ice cream, movies and not going out in the sunlight? Fuck yeah!”
“Oh my god, I’m telling you! If you like them, then go talk to them!! Don’t make me go over there and do it for you.”
“Oh my god, I have the biggest crush on (Insert name here). What do I do???”
“...Fuckin’ fight me.”Â
“...Did you just fart? On my fucking lap?? Seriously??”
“Okay so I know you’re pissed off but are we still gonna go get food?”
“Don’t act like I’m the only weird one, you asshole. You’re just as weird as me.”Â
“Ready to go to the amusement park?”Â
“You’re such a hoe, oh my god.”Â
“How DARE you make me feel happy! I gained weight because you made me feel loved and shit, now I’m fat because of you!”
“Eww, isn’t that your Ex?”Â
“Shit, you’re right! He/She/They are cute, no wonder you’re crushing on him/her/them!”Â
“...The FUCK?? Say that again??”Â
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