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[ “Now, unless you would like to hear Mjolnir’s opinion on gender roles in our society--” oH MY GOD ]
( americasfinestlegacy )
“Sorry that was more than one question. It’s just something that’s been on my mind.” Once a fanboy always a fanboy. He’s pretty sure he just reached Billy status in less than two minutes. Note to self not to have an hour long discussion with the guys about other heroes’ powers before actually going to meet with them. “Me too. I mean, that would be extremely idiotic. Goddess of Thunder being taken out by her own element.” He paused momentarily to gather his thoughts. “Anyway… Could I maybe… try lifting the hammer?”
“It would be very ironic. Luckily, the chances of that happening are very low, I believe.” As far as things that could take her out went, thunderstorms were the smallest of her worries. His request made her lips quirk upwards in a smile. Jane didn’t quite understand what the appeal of trying to lift the hammer was ( maybe people expected to get lucky and become the new God of Thunder, you never know ) , but if she thought back to years ago, she supposed she would’ve liked to try it out as well, and she wasn’t going to deny Eli the opportunity. “You certainly may, little one,” she agreed, placing Mjolnir in front of him.
( christmasxcarol )
“I’ve never arm-wrestled a GOD before. Do we need a ref?”
“I do not believe that’ll be necessary, Captain.”
[ I’m playing through White 2 for the 100th time and I just named a Magnemite Mjolnir h e l p ]
There’s an entire universe inside you ★ ★ ★
You are MADE from s t a r d u s t
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“I have been told thou could beat me at arm wrestling. I would like to test that.”
[ Hey, if anyone wants a 616 starter towards the end of the week, boop the heart! If you’d liked a previous starter call and I didn’t write you anything, please like this one for a little reminder! ]
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“The lightning thing… you can control and call upon it. My question is can it hurt you? Say you get caught in a thunderstorm or whatever and you get struck by lightning. Do you get hurt or does it know on its own not to mess with you?”
“...Interesting.” She had never really thought about that subject. Quite honestly, she wasn’t sure she could answer it that question, and she had to take a moment to consider it. “I do not think I have been in any thunderstorms that weren’t my own doing recently. I certainly do hope it cannot hurt me.”
[ Hey, if anyone wants a 616 starter towards the end of the week, boop the heart! If you’d liked a previous starter call and I didn’t write you anything, please like this one for a little reminder! ]
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
[ I swear I will do the roleplaying in like 8 days give it or take I promise ]
I’ll swallow my blood before I swallow my pride.
Al Capone (via crimesucks)
Impulse control? Dont know her
[ Sorry I haven’t been doing a lot of roleplaying here, guys... Lately I’ve only had muse for 616 things and the only 616 things I have right now require me to write a starter which I suck at most of the time so like. Things have been slow. ]