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minor { she ⋆𐙚₊ snicketversepilled

[rotten-decay-deactivated2024021]

you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[revivivivify]

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[gartazi]

VFD

I liked the design from the books and netflix series but that is how I imagine it everytime I am reading the book.

I am not an artist by any means but I am really proud of this one.

This is my own design, don't steal it please.

[jacobsnicket]

happy pride month to sunny baudelaire meeting isadora quagmire and immediately clocking her as gay

[strandedlu11aby]

It’s crazy how the hunger games got turned into a love triangle story by the media when in the books katniss is like:

“Gale is my friend. We hunt together. He’s cool ig.”

“If peeta dies im gonna kill myself.”

[apriljuice]

[id in alt text] sister & brother

[evil-twink-reg]

truly baffling that the movies tried to make a love triangle out of the hunger games when it’s like “guy who katniss is not into and lowkey views as family” and “guy who has lived rent free in her mind for 5 years who she is totally not in love with”

[katnissmellarkkk]

and what exactly could peeta get you to agree to, katniss? 😭

[albertvictoria-art]

Who was waiting at the fountain?

Who was driving the roadster?

Where is the statue?

What was she observing through the window?

Illustrations inspired by Lemony Snicket’s “All The Wrong Questions: Who Could That Be at This Hour?”.

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[thesnickettaxi]

no you’re obsessed with how childhood trauma affects characters into their adult lives

[oliversobol]

Huge apologies for not including Lizzie, tumblr image limit is bullshit. She was “here’s what I think they should do. They should get everyone in Egypt, and everyone brings their own rope, and they tie all the ropes along the side of the boat, and everyone pulls it as hard as they can. If we get all the people in Egypt, that weight can turn it and they can steer the boat”. Also thanks to @whencartoonsruletheworld for the idea.

[somewhat-bored]

If there ever is an ATWQ show, I think it should alter one of the major aspects of the books, which is the limited narrative.

Of course, it'll mostly follow Lemony's perspective, but it should also give us insight into other character's lives.

Show me a flashback of Ellington and her father, who is happily making dinner in his socks and making her laugh with his silly animal impressions. Show me an Armstrong Feint who was once seemed like a genuinely kind man.

Show me Moxie Mallahan staring down a nurse who's good with a knife; was she getting scared later, or getting scared right then and there?

Show me Pip and Squeak driving around intriguing individuals who give interesting tips. Show me Jake and Cleo spending time together when the world is still, even if it only lasts for a moment.

Show me Kellar and Sharon Haines receiving a threatening letter demanding they help a treacherous man. Show me Kellar's inner turmoil between doing what is right or doing what will save the person he cares about.

Show me Kit's heist and how it failed, and if maybe Lemony would've been able to change anything had he been there. Show me Ornette crafting two Bombinating Beast statues, unsure of everything but placing her trust into her noble friends. Show me Lizzie finding out too much of the mystery that it made her a problem for the Inhumane Society.

Show me what happens to Stain'd by the Sea after Lemony leaves.

Snicket's version of events have already been explained. Let the others have their chance to share their side of the story.

[radioactive-yuri]

𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲: [walking around the table, pointing at everyone] YOU'RE gay, YOU'RE gay, WE'RE ALL GAY!! THIS ENTIRE ASSOCIATION IS GAY!!

//

𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲: what's the leading cause of divorce?

𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿: when couples conceive people like me as their offspring :)

𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲:.....oh.

𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗼:.......do you, like, need a hug or something?-

//

𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: fun fact! you can fit a lightbulb in your mouth, but can't get it out without breaking it.

𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗸: ohh no, i am NOT falling for this one again-

𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗹: a-.......again?-

//

𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: excuse me, ma'am, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?

𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻: uhh, not that i know of, no.

𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻: [quietly carrying the statue of the bombinating beast away in the background]

//

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: are you sad?

𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆:....yea

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: good. i'm here to keep it that way.

[olivegardenarchive]

one of THE saddest things about atwq is how almost all of these kids are completely alone !!

cleo's parents completely skipped town after their daughter had been kidnapped,

jake's parents left and were apparently too scared to return,

the bellerophons' father is supposedly sick, but they get super defensive whenever lemony brings it up,

kellar isn't technically alone but he couldn't trust his mom for most of his stay in town,

moxie's father is in a state of deep depression, and lemony seems skeptical of the fact that her mother is ever going to send for her.

not to mention the FU13SI kids, like marguerite and oliver, whose parents left them by themselves while they went to find a better place to live, and its unclear if they'll ever return