Hello

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Are you a farm

Y-yes...How did...

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i've been a bad bad boy, and i need my punishment.

why

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Return

havent been on here in a while. love how much porn this place has

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Yo are you a middle aged man or what. 2. What’s ur deal?

Fucku

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Ahow long is your twat syspended .i miss u considerably

Ur mom

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lick my fat butt .

NO!!!!

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Poesies

If you could see me You wouldnt want to be me Because i drink my pee pee

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are you the deer guy on fyad

yes

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I don't think your mom favors you over your brother just because you live at home. it's kinda pathetic and the reality of it is that your brother will have a better chance at life opportunities than you. think abt it :////

That's possible.

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How can I get a girl to like me (sexually)??

As far as I can tell this is impossible.

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i am a girl. i will have sex with you

Alarming

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Big day out

Preparing jokes for the doctor, since it's my first non-family oriented social situation of the last several years. I know it's a little lame to crowdsource joke advice, but what does everyone think of this one: When he says I'm going to take your pulse, I'm going to act a little shocked, and ask him if he's going to give it back. Then maybe follow it up with a joke about him becoming a mortician afterwards? Just trying to think of some cool shit that indicates I'm together, but I'm also trying to not go overboard with it, so he doesn't notice it's a staged routine. I feel like, if I make the most of this opportunity and succeed at coming across as an impressive person, I could work my way up from my current anxiety levels. It's possible my next step could be interacting with the mailman as he comes, instead of just watching apprehensively from the door and running out to get the mail after he's out of view. That's kind of hard also, since going outside during the day is like a Zelda sneaking section. It gives me panic attacks if someone spots me, so I have to "adjust the camera" properly and keep lookout to make sure no one does, or else I have to start all over. Well, thanks, and as always, sincere suggestions only please.

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Interview

took a shower so my mom could see i made an effort to clean up for these entry-level job interviews she made me go to. i made sure i kept my distance so she was only able to observe the fact that i was wet but not that i didnt brush my teeth hahah. after im ensured no callbac from terrible breath, and untter lack of relevant qualifications, gonna come home straightaway and bemoan this terrible economy at the dindin table ahahha

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Meaning

normies fill their hollow lives with sports while i dutifully attend to my role as the overseer of the wikia pages for multiple prominent nintendo franchises

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Mom says she's tired of me bringing up how in January 2009, she wouldn't give me her savings PIN for me to invest in Bitcoin. Funny, because I'm far from tired from talking about it.