a plain but ambitious girl

trying to fight the creeping sense of dread with temporal things. she/her

[harrypooper]

which fucking moron gave michael cohen a taxi cab talk show and what is their home address

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99% sure I just walked past karlie kloss on the street in soho and might i say she’s disarmingly tall and gorgeous

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girl this is so embarrassing to post at our big age……literally are u kidding

[suhaylah]

Lure (2025) Exclusive print for the month of ❀ May ❀ Available here: patreon.com/suhaylah_h

[harrypooper]

bro if you’re going to send antisemitic slop to my work email, at least make it interesting. leaving the body blank when you’re emailing a literary agent? rookie mistake tbh

[harrypooper]

what’s your stance on Kaylor vs T&T? I think you posted about believing they dated?

I am certain she boinked Karlie Kloss and the evidence is strewn across reputation but I don’t think there’s any “versus” here. I hope she’s very happy and that we never see an ounce of her wedding, but most importantly I hope she pivots back to writing good music and having a semblance of a spine soon

[harrypooper]

do you have pets?

no, i had a dog growing up and a cat in college, but i’m lowkey very much Not a pet person

[harrypooper]

I say this with all the love in my heart because i have so many friends and loved ones who are teachers, but every time i see someone who is a teacher outside of their teacher context, i’m like “you look like such a teacher”. it’s the outfits, the aura, the the energy. i love teachers, truly god bless you all

[kosmogrl]

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[harrypooper]

Look I get that they’re lifesaving medications and the world will not cater to my specific and complex issues with food, but I do think when my fucking RENTAL INSURANCE company starts texting me to promote their goddamned GLP-1 scheme, we may all be in too deep

[harrypooper]

i’m just going to say that if i were a billionaire, you couldn’t pay me to get married in madison square garden, of all fucking places

[harrypooper]

Isn't your butt just all soppy and toilet paper all soppy I don't understand bidets!!

Queen you use the toilet paper to dry your butt and it’s like a very concentrated small stream of water that just goes straight in your butthole. I promise it’s life changing!!!!

[harrypooper]

my idea of hell is living without a bidet. i can’t believe everyone walks around with poopy buttholes. heathens, the lot of you

[buckygasm]

In another, far less judgmental, world, its socially acceptable for me to say I want him to fuck me from the back and call me sweetheart

[harrypooper]

not to be dramatic but my absolute favorite part of every new york summer is coming home every night and washing my feet, on account of the sandals and the dirt, but my god it’s bliss! it’s grounding! it’s refreshing! it’s delightful and de-lovely

[harrypooper]

weird, oft-ignored side effect of dead mom syndrome is that there is no one around to quietly critique me into like, getting my hair cut on a regular basis