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my biggest gripe with the odyssey is that they didn’t sing the man of constant sorrow

#having read the odyssey no less than six times I can say with authority that #oh brother where art thou is a perfect movie and I just think Nolan should’ve acknowledged that

which fucking moron gave michael cohen a taxi cab talk show and what is their home address

99% sure I just walked past karlie kloss on the street in soho and might i say she’s disarmingly tall and gorgeous

girl this is so embarrassing to post at our big age……literally are u kidding

suhaylah

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bro if you’re going to send antisemitic slop to my work email, at least make it interesting. leaving the body blank when you’re emailing a literary agent? rookie mistake tbh

what’s your stance on Kaylor vs T&T? I think you posted about believing they dated?

I am certain she boinked Karlie Kloss and the evidence is strewn across reputation but I don’t think there’s any “versus” here. I hope she’s very happy and that we never see an ounce of her wedding, but most importantly I hope she pivots back to writing good music and having a semblance of a spine soon

#if I have to hear another song about travis’ dick I’ll commit a felony #my kingdom for a full album in the vein of the quiet beauty that is cowboy like me

do you have pets?

no, i had a dog growing up and a cat in college, but i’m lowkey very much Not a pet person

I say this with all the love in my heart because i have so many friends and loved ones who are teachers, but every time i see someone who is a teacher outside of their teacher context, i’m like “you look like such a teacher”. it’s the outfits, the aura, the the energy. i love teachers, truly god bless you all

kosmogrl

#so true

wooteena

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Look I get that they’re lifesaving medications and the world will not cater to my specific and complex issues with food, but I do think when my fucking RENTAL INSURANCE company starts texting me to promote their goddamned GLP-1 scheme, we may all be in too deep

#I really genuinely don’t have a problem with them it’s just the ubiquity #they feel SO inescapable

i’m just going to say that if i were a billionaire, you couldn’t pay me to get married in madison square garden, of all fucking places

#sure there’s an argument to be made for security #but I simply cannot fathom that it is the best option for security on the Fourth of July considering the visibility of the venue #the wedding is sure to be more than a little gauche

Isn't your butt just all soppy and toilet paper all soppy I don't understand bidets!!

Queen you use the toilet paper to dry your butt and it’s like a very concentrated small stream of water that just goes straight in your butthole. I promise it’s life changing!!!!

my idea of hell is living without a bidet. i can’t believe everyone walks around with poopy buttholes. heathens, the lot of you

buckygasm

In another, far less judgmental, world, its socially acceptable for me to say I want him to fuck me from the back and call me sweetheart

#the heart wants what the dick also wants

not to be dramatic but my absolute favorite part of every new york summer is coming home every night and washing my feet, on account of the sandals and the dirt, but my god it’s bliss! it’s grounding! it’s refreshing! it’s delightful and de-lovely

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