Sup Bitches

Just take things slow and relax

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[shutup-im-funny]

The spy kids quote is from the second movie, not the first.

[femalerappers]

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo this says it all 😂

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

Alan Burnett and Bruce Timm on Joker’s signature grin

[athenaltena]

I heard them say once that if they had to change anything for the censors they would follow the instructions to the letter while making it substantially more horrific.

[elfgrove]

When you put death off the table entirely as a narrative device for writers, I feel like you’re almost asking to get a lesson in “what is a fate worse than death?” It’s one thing to say hey limit the use of this theme because children’s show, or keep the actual depiction occurring off-screen (implied), but to flatly ban it means they have to get more creative to make that emotional gut-punch, and the result tends to be worse for the creative not-death.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

“Guess we’ll all freeze”

screenshot redraw of that one scene from the epsiode where everyone was freezing to death

[bonniebbunz]

I’m sorry a screenshot redraw of WHAT.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

They state in the episode it’s legit too cold for Charmander like that’s LITERALLY one of the first things Ash does when he’s in the Tunnel he has them use Charmander for heat but he’s having trouble keeping his warmth/flame/ is getting exhausted but this isn’t like a basic snow day they are in a blizzard up on a high mountain and Charmander is this tiny Pokemon who can’t even warm himself long enough

[tlatollotl]

Link to textbooks - https://www.cambridge.org/core/what-we-publish/textbooks

Original tweet - https://twitter.com/MiShee54/status/1239960873982144512

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

wow it’s almost like textbooks never needed to cost absurd amounts of money to begin with

[unflirtatious]

“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”

[viergacht]

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

WHAT THE FUCk

[boots-n-cats]

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

since i’ve been seeing a lot of invader zim and steven universe crossovers, i thought it would be important to share this with ya’ll, lmao

original video

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[doubleca5t]

what your favorite RWBY ship says about you

[theproblackgirl]

😢 ❤️ 👏🏽

[cherrylipsandcandyeyes]

I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely. 

[lastsonlost]

@boy-positive @boypositiveplace @positivityforboys

[warriormale]

Men cry.

To cry is human.

WarriorMale

[kortzite]

[b0ggyb1tch]

*places hand on the ground*

Something terrible happened here

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[feliyvo]

How does this work

[jaquesart]

?????? ? ?? ? ? ??? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[jaquesart]

2 dOOT DOOT!?!??!?!?? ! !?! ?!?! !? ?! !?? !?! ?!? !??! ?! ?! ?!? ?!?! ?!?! ?!?! ?! ?! ?!?! ?! ?!

I BE BLESSED

[maya-tl]

Eh.

[your-panda-art-deactivated20171]

nani??

[friskheart000]

Why not.

[cloudsoffire]

Waht.

The.

Frik.

[jampreserves]

doot doot.

[gspaepro]

Its not gonna happen.

[gspaepro]

Guys it happened.

[gcnedark]

((I call bullshit.

-Stan))

[gcnedark]

((Fuck.

-Stan))

[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

Does it work

[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

Oh my GOSH WHAT IS THIS

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[avril-circus]

“I am new to the Moomins. What is it? Where do I start?”

Recently I received a lot of asks. I tried to do a mini moomin guide and I hope it will be usefull.  :) If you want others informations, feel free to send me a private message!

[garibaldifishy]

Where could i watch the 90s moomin cartoon?

Is it on any streaming service?, youtube?, kisscartoon?,

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you can find almost everything op mentioned in this google drive. the direct link to the 90′s anime with english subs is here !!!

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom