serial detective;

[hayesisms]

atmcspheres:

“is… everything okay between you two ?? i mean, if you don’t want to tell me, you don’t have to. i have a lot of family drama i can talk about instead to fill the gap. we don’t need to be those mushy partners in comedy sitcoms. thank god. i would have just went alone anyway and i hate the bartender there. he’s creepy. if i could just based on instinct i’d cuff him for the triv murders right away.”

tea sighed before shaking her head slowly. “not really no. we’ve been arguing a lot lately and i guess she just got tired of it. i wouldn’t mind hearing about that family drama though, just to know that my marriage might not be the absolute worst one around. i’d love to be those partners though, as sad and shitty as it sounds you’re probably my best friend these days sam. well if he pulls anything creepy tonight we’ll be sure to take him in, you can never be too careful with creepy bartenders.”

[hayesisms]

atmcspheres:

“that’s what sleeping pills are for. i’m out like a light every night, no dreams. i think you guys should adopt. you’d be good parents. protective as hell, i’d expect, but good. we should go out for a drink tonight. are you free or is the wife roping you in ?? i need a toast to all the lost dreams that dover hills as a town has eaten up. you know, i didn’t even grow up here ?? moved my senior year. worst decision of my life.”

“that’s what i told her. i um-yeah i’m free, bonner went to stay with her parents for a while so its just me around the house lately. if it wasn’t for bonner, i definitely would have been okay with having been homeschooled forever. i’m defniitely down for drinking the sorrows away.”

[hayesisms]

“not gonna lie, i’m still not exactly used to being a detective yet or if i’ll ever get used to it but it definitely has its perks. free coffee and donuts being one of them.”

[hayesisms]

atmcspheres: 

“i guess that is true… unfortunate though. that’s a lot more scarred humans than one town should ever have. that’s why i don’t think i’ll ever have kids, especially now that i can’t move out of here. simply tragic, isn’t it?”

“trust me i know. bonner still has nightmares about everything that happened---well at least she was still having them. i’m not sure about kids either, i mean adoption is such a long process and i’m not exactly sure i want to bring up a kid in this town. i used to dream about getting out of here and now i’m pretty sure i’ll never get out, go figure.”

[hayesisms]

atmcspheres:

“You know, I would have thought we’d all know better than to flock to one location and put all suspected targets in one place again. But Dover never does learn, does it?”

“i don’t think we’ll ever learn samantha. we have a tendency to fuck up constantly so i suspect our kids will end up with a triv situation too. good news though, if something goes down we may actually be able to do better than the shit cops there were when we were kids.”