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Send me a HELLO and i'll answer...

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

[] Be delighted

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] Yeah, sure.

[] FRICK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes! I want to send you one!

[] Yes.

[] No.

#meme #{ do the thing }

Game Grumps Starter Sentences -- Wind Waker Edition (Part 4)

"It's all my fault."

"...Before I murdered people and angered the gods."

"I don't care about your bullshit! My sister has been kidnapped!"

"I got things-- I got shit on my mind!"

"You are hot though, I cannot take that away from you."

"You are sexy, baby. That duck bill does everything for your face."

"I'm just a small child going up against the fuckin' elements."

"Alright, I'll look after that fuckin' snot nosed brat."

"There's a box set of The Cure coming out, I want him to have it."

"I'm so tired of having all our bottles filled with tinkle."

"The earth has like seven million butts."

"Did I fuck it up?"

"And later they're like elegant mermaid people."

"It reveled in its dumbness."

"I'm goin' to Footlocker."

"Sorry, babe. Can't chill tonight, goin' to Footlocker."

"There's so many different ways to destroy property in this game."

"It's basically GTA: Zelda."

"Ooh it looks cartoony! Awesome!"

"With clump of dirt you can accomplish many things!"

"You fucking ChuChu, get out of here!"

"ChuChus are bullshit."

"You're like an anime character all of the sudden!"

"Can you shoot fire at them?"

"Do you have any fire shooting capabilities?"

"I... have seen... everything."

"Do you like jelly?"

"I love jelly."

"If you say you like jelly it's gonna complete my life."

"You have endless regeneration like me right?"

"Quickly! Rhythmically climb that ladder!"

"Put that on the YouTubes."

"Glad you're doing well off Reddit."

"To the cheese shop!"

"Birds are really smart."

"He's almost got this! But not quite! He's... very stupid. I did this when I was nine!"

"God, you're adorable."

"That's a different flavor of Suzy."

"You truly do not care. It's almost a gift, the degree to which you do not care what people think."

"There's so much more to my dick... Than just a dick."

"I'm kind of interested in how Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes love."

"How long does it take to evolve wings?"

"I can't believe the shitty guy double crossed me after I saved him."

"I'm like one percent less of a dick than that."

"I don't know where I've been for the last three minutes."

"Who's the lamest piece of shit in the world?"

"Chill your fuckin' tits."

"You are practically a freak."

"He didn't know he was killing me."

"Didn't you say you had a PTSD with pancakes?"

"Dude, this thing is gross."

"It's like a crawfish boil gone horribly wrong."

"To the laptop!"

"Put that on my list of things I fuckin' did!"

"When I was seven I was listening to Nine Inch Nails."

"Oh God, stairs!"

"I am the Link head."

"Well, there's five dollars, let's risk life and limb for it."

"Yay, I got a thing!"

"Good job, Nintendo."

"I'll buy this bag of pig."

"I've been so lonely here with my three products."

"I'm not gonna do that shit."

"Everything's a tongue twister to me."

"Your tiny elven legs can't kick you to safety."

"Why am I ten?"

"They're not your daddy's octoroks."

"I can see forever!"

"Looks like you need a little first grade education, my friend."

"I got the shimmys!"

#meme #{ I need it. }

"First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."

“May you rule with an iron fist.”

#yugixmutou #{ yes }

"First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."

“The prettiest princess.”

#godxofxegypt

Starter Sentences - Game Grumps Edition

"You LIED to me!"

"If you die in the game, you die for real."

"First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'"

"I wanna take her to the grand canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in."

"After months of practice with sexual humiliation, I think I'm finally ready for..mom."

"You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."

"You say 'tomato', I say 'what are you doing in my house?'"

"I still want to be your friend, even if you're not a dinosaur."

"If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them 'fuck you' at every possible opportunity."

"Just me naked with your cat on me and no one else around. Dream scenario."

"That train has sailed."

"Don't be afraid to call yourself an artist."

"I'd fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me."

"You're like a turtle, but with a top hat!"

"You fucking assgoblin!"

"It's my favourite day of the week! Wednes..turday."

"Don't count your chickens before they egg."

"If I'm dead, you're.. bread."

"No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."

"I'm a poet and I'm going to take my pants off now."

#meme #{ PLEASE }

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he begrudgingly stayed put as arms encircled is neck. it was really hard to keep up the brooding because Yugi’s smile always pleased him. he finally caved and returned the embrace, going so far as to give affectionate pats to the top of Yugi’s head. “I am going to pretend that you aren’t teasing me.” he pulled back and after a moment’s debate, lips pressed against Yugi’s own briefly. “Welcome back my friend.”

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Yuugi returned the short lived gesture before pulling away to lock eyes with Atem. He was somewhat aware of the effect he had on his partner but would never take advantage of it. Still, it was good to see a smile on his face. “You make it so easy.” The teasing continued for a moment as the young duelist smirked. “Thank you, Atem. It truly means a lot to me.”

#godxofxegypt #{ UNGH. Too precious. }

yugixmutou replied to your post:“Oh, wow. I was gone a bit longer than expected.”

LI ES ON

Hello, precious!

-clings-

#yugixmutou #{ have a doofy yuugi my dear}#out of cards

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And I am glad to see that you are quite well and in one piece.

-all the sulking because there are these urges to affectionate. such urges are foreign to him. must resist urge to be affectionate. it is not his thing-

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Yuugi would roll his eyes though a grin would remain present on his face before he took it upon himself to wrap his arms around his partner’s neck. “You’re even regal when you’re being moody. I don’t know how you keep a straight face sometimes.”