Welcome back, everyone~! 💥
Happy pride month! Been a while since our last update, hasn't it? Had a huge cast revamp since then! Well, maybe not huge, but Soren and Mors sure did change some stuff up with their projects. Nebula too, but that's less significant.
So let's see, what's all the craze right now?
First off, our catalogue of characters has expanded to almost 400! For the sake of advertising, we can just bump that up and ignore that it's actually a few off. A few characters have dropped off here and there, but we've been on an overall upward trend! Good job, everyone! Our cast list can be viewed here, for anyone interested!
At the moment, most of our spice has been stored in our spinoff series, TBCU Fakecord. The shared body gang drama, Elias and Saige's divorce arc, Maruf and Rook drama, some stuff with Tethys and their weird pet robot, and of course the usual shenanigans. I believe there was some kind of fight there yesterday! Something about some bandages getting stolen and a missing cane... pretty entertaining, if you ask me! Go check it out! May be a spinoff, but it's definitely worth your time! Pinky promise!
Back to the canon... it's @daydreamer-tennis-ball's birthday today! Happy birthday, Salvador! That one's gotten us quite a lot of views, especially with those "punishments" he just loves to dish out. It was also the birthday of @inventor-tennis-ball's dead friend a few days back, and tomorrow is... hm. I'm not sure whose birthday that is. Probably just a printing error. Moving on.
The shared body gang in general seems to be the big thing right now. @shared-body-tennis-ball hasn't interacted with many in person yet, but their interactions with each other sure have been amusing! We have Jekyll, a 19 year old girl who died in 2010 (who is, somehow, the most sane one here); Faust Lacan, a 24 year old from the Victorian era (who may or may not be involved with a few gods, teehee~); Hyde Tremblay, a 26 year old who died in 2005 (who is totally completely normal and fine, trust them!); and Victor Dusza, a 38 year old who also died in 2005 (who is definitely completely trustworthy and not insane in the slightest). It seems most of their interactions have been Victor and Faust causing issues with their instability, Jekyll trying to meditate the situation, and Hyde just being there along for the ride. Good for them! Very excited to see if they'll manage to get themselves under control, or if they'll all be this much of a wreck until it leads them to their deaths! Shoutout to them for killing a man, by the way.
The Forcefeminizer has also been showing up around now! @forcefeminizer-tennis-ball has been going door to door, hunting down those in need of their services and talking them into accepting their identities as a woman. Quite a good service if you ask me. I know there's many members of our audience who have been yelling at their screens telling their favorite characters to transition. They've currently stopped by @shared-body-tennis-ball, @tennisballexecutioner, @tennis-ball-with-a-knife, and @idoltennisball.
And of course, the most important, hottest, latest event for last (totally not because I forgot until now): everyone's favorite, Want has returned! Timothy Tinklebottom had to give up their life to ensure their safe return to her homeland, and now poor Sybil has been left without the one who helped him through those 5 years apart from The House. How exciting! It seems her return brought more drama too: notably, a certain "[ NAME REDACTED ]" has been seen interacting with mortals. She's claiming to be a banished god making their return, but no one seems to recognize her. You can follow all of that on @i-want-tennis-ball, @cellist-tennis-ball (a vessel for [ NAME REDACTED ] now, it seems), @hojywhiiv-gqdvwag (hmm, wonder who that is?), @timothytinklebottom (nothing but a corpse now, how sad), and @deceitful-tennis-ball.
That's all I have to highlight for now! If our viewers want my thoughts on anything else, go and give our team a shout! Director Tamari, signing off! Toodles~!
