The Heffners AU

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Here are available bachelors and bachelorettes of the Stiles family for you. Other families will follow as soon as the kids age up.

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Meet Leilani, Emily’s and Haimon’s youngest.

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Because everyone missed Rosie the enthusiastic cat, I’m sure...

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You’re probably not interested in the life of Diego Lobo, but tough luck for you, he’s part of this gameplay too now.😜 I have to play other households because you guys are giving me no future spouses yet...

I turned Diego into a player. He’s almost at the top of the Art Critic career and meets lots of celebrities, so I thought maybe he’s getting off on it a little - all the fame and such - and takes an advantage of it. He successfully impregnated Holly Alto, Venessa Jeong, three other ladies and as you can see the most famous of them all Judith Ward. She was the toughest to seduce. But she’s a snob like him, so I was thinking they’re nicely matched (that was before I found out she’s a mean b*itch with a very bad reputation, but they still make a nice power couple imo) and Diego should settle down at last.

Yep, she didn’t let him get away. 😈

Besides, I’m liking these pictures (and my makeover of these two sims) a lot and wanted to show them off. Enjoy!

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Something has crawled up Haimon’s back. Some kind of little weevil it would seem.

I mean meet Florian O’Brennan. Yup, we have flower theme this time, ‘cause parents are florists. Shocker! 

His eyes are blue, in case you’re wondering. 

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I have a little mystery for you. If Haimon sleeps with the grumpy cat, how did Emily get pregnant? 😱

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It may be freezing outside (and mysterious illnesses creeping through the city) but the O’Brennans didn’t let anything interfere with their night out. (Please take a note of Pili manning the bar. The game refuses to acknowledge him as the police chief but he’s the default bartender everywhere.)

(Yes, the chairs are indeed covered in snow.)

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We are switching to the O’Brennans (conveniently), because their cat Rosie needs a hug even though she tries to convince us she doesn’t.

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Arthur may be smiling for Hattie’s sake but he can see the spots all over her skin indicating a dangerous infection they warned them about at work... Inviting her co-stars over the day before may have not been such a good idea.

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Hattie invited some co-stars to befriend them and make new contacts in the biz. She chatted with two of them in the bathroom the whole time. One may as well do the laundry while working on one’s fame, right?

The third co-star happened to be my simself.😊 Maladi made a beeline into Arthur’s cave to play The Sims on his computer. Arthur found her there and wanted to offer some gaming tips, but I guess it’s not as much fun when someone is watching over your shoulder right when you send you sims to woohoo, so she quit and pouted.

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Okay guys. Nate is the heir for the Stiles family. I just love looking at him, so it’s decided. Got him a puppy. It’s the small black thing in his hands that’s blending with his sweater in case you didn’t notice. You can officially start calling dibs on the rest of my precious babies. If there are more takers for one of them, I’ll roll a dice.

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I know the Fengs aren’t part of our crossover gameplay, but they are part of the Heffner universe. Here in this universe Victor is the Mayor of SM, not just some criminal. But his marriage with Lily is the same, that is: arranged. They do respect each other, but I still see Victor as a man who always has an affair at the side. I know I spoke about respect. But maybe Lily has been ignoring it because Victor didn’t insist on having kids.

Speaking of kids...

Imagine my surprise and delight when I found out they had a daughter despite Lily hating children. The game named her Abigail, but I couldn’t have that. I wanted to boost the Asian vibe of this family. Hence I renamed her to Jia which means:  good, fine, auspicious in Chinese. So says the Internet. I believe little Jia was an oopsie baby. The Fengs don’t sleep together. Normally. So your guess is as good as mine regarding how Jia came to be. Maybe it was a night after Victor’s successful re-election that led to her accidental conception.😏

I’d love to read your own theories.

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Just a few appreciation pictures, ‘cause these two make such a pretty couple.

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Guess who showed up at the station? That’s Rita Gonzales in case you didn’t recognize her. Looks like she finally decided to report her husband for child neglect. 😂

Anita is on the case. Alejandro better lawyer up properly.

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On her next case Anita had a special crime witness to take report from. I’m sorry @candycottonchu​ that you had to see something unpleasant. Apparently some rich guy was kidnapped from his home or something and you saw it all.

Cop #2: “Let’s brush you off a bit with this teeny tiny brush. Should make you feel better, miss Candy...”

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Ocean Dyson may not be such a rebel as she wants us to believe if she doesn’t shy away from mopping the terrace in the rain. Or maybe only the toughest girls are capable of that.🤔

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This teen doesn’t know it yet that getting caught wasn’t the worst thing that happened to her. Not at all. Now she’s gonna live through hell, because it’s detective Murdock on duty today. Not detective Mitchell...

Anita can see right through her.

Start panicking, girl.

There won’t be no chocolate bars...

Only psychological terror until you break.

Detective Frog Murdock is done with you... 😂