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HBC is queen. I am merely a mortal with good hair.

[sandandglass]

Last Week Tonight s02e29 

“But if we’re going to constantly use mentally ill people to dodge conversations about gun control, then the very least we owe them is a fucking plan.”

[thelovelesslesbian]

[verbargynaeligceum]

[qaryoldman-blog]

four champions.

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

A History of the Waltz with Tom Hiddleston

[marvelousmindloki]

He’s bringing sexy back

[helenabonhampotter]

2008: *A black president is elected*

White people: Racism is over! Stop talking about it already!

2015: *A presidential candidate announces his candidacy by calling Mexican immigrants drug addicts and rapists*

White people: Trump 4 Prez 2016!

[thewolveswithin]

Sleepy Hollow (1999) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Corpse Bride (2005) Alice in Wonderland (2010) Dark Shadows (2012)

Johnny Depp and Christopher Lee

[humorising]

Tim Burton + Johnny Depp

[amypoehler]

[damebonhamcarter]

“Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.”

[mydearthisbe]

Sometimes I like to think about how if James and Lily had survived they would’ve been grandparents in their early forties like can you imagine James taking his namesake to the park and someone cooing over him and the baby like, “Your son is adorable,” and he tells them, “Grandson, actually,” and they think he’s joking until James Sirius catches his attention by saying, “Grandad!”

[jammeke]

#REBLOGGING BC JAMES OFFICIALLY WOULD’VE BEEN A GRANDPARENT AT 44#WHICH IS IN EQUAL PARTS AMUSING BOTH BC HE WOULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE HOT GRANDDAD CLUB#AND ALSO BC CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT WOULD FREAK JAMES OUT THAT HIS BEST MATE’S SON WAS ONLY A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN HIS GRANDSON#‘LILY OUR BABY HAS A BABY’#‘LILY WE’RE OLD’#‘JAMES WE SHAGGED IN BATHILDA’S ROSE BUSHES YESTERDAY WE’RE NOT OLD’ (via prongsmydeer)

[icanhelpyouthere]

THOSE FUCKING TAGS

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

i love the mythbusters they’re like those weird uncles that you only see occasionally at big family reunions and every time you see them they’re like, “hey kid, wanna see what happens when we light a bee hive full of jalapeños and grenades on fire and shoot it?” and you’re like “uncle adam no” but it’s too late and there go your mother’s hydrangeas 

[wildflowerhowell]

This is oddly specific are you okay

[titty5]

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

[saviorownsoul]

give me the 1080p titty

[rebe83]

60fps of titty

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

4k 144FPS mega-titty

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

6.8 GHz dual core titty

[thewolveswithin]

Johnny and Lily-Rose Depp

[skygenders]

The Fandom That Lived 

[knockturnallley]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[seriousscully]

Helena Bonham Carter + Tumblr