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@herfieryfury
hey guys, i’m not getting too much interaction with vic (which is fine, it just means i need to work on her bio/work out issues with my writing etc) but for now i was thinking of maybe trying out something new?? if you guys could help me out and vote for who you’d most like to see that’d be cool or if there’s someone in either of those fandoms you’d like to see but they aren’t there feel free to reply to this post! thanks!
hey guys, i’m not getting too much interaction with vic (which is fine, it just means i need to work on her bio/work out issues with my writing etc) but for now i was thinking of maybe trying out something new?? if you guys could help me out and vote for who you’d most like to see that’d be cool or if there’s someone in either of those fandoms you’d like to see but they aren’t there feel free to reply to this post! thanks!
hey guys, i’m not getting too much interaction with vic (which is fine, it just means i need to work on her bio/work out issues with my writing etc) but for now i was thinking of maybe trying out something new?? if you guys could help me out and vote for who you’d most like to see that’d be cool or if there’s someone in either of those fandoms you’d like to see but they aren’t there feel free to reply to this post! thanks!
LIKE this post for Vic in your ASK BOX/engaging in ASK MEMES
Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?
I find it hella attractive when a girl has a smart mouth on her and can be a little bossy. Like yes, boss me straight into your bedroom.
the breakfast club / starter sentences.
❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜
❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜
❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜
❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜
❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜
❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜
❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜
❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜
❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜
❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜
❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜
❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜
❛ Eat my shorts. ❜
❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜
❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜
❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜
❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜
❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜
❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜
❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜
❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜
❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜
❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜
❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜
❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜
❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜
❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜
❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜
❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜
❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜
❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜
❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜
❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜
❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜
❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜
❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜
❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜
❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜
❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜
❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜
❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜
❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜
❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜
❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜
❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜
❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜
❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜
❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜
❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜
❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜
❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜
❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜
❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜
❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜
LIKE this post for Vic in your ASK BOX/engaging in ASK MEMES
emotionally cold character: i don't do relationships
pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*
emotionally cold character: shit
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“ never heard me complain, that i’m sure of ” a ridiculing scoff ends when he shakes his head, his eyes finally meeting hers. “ what are you trying to get out of that one, taylor? ”
Vic UNWAVERINGLY stares at him, some having described her gaze as unsettling. “I appreciate the angsty music more than you know but you don’t have to ACT angsty too, y’know? You’re a little mean, Hargrove.” Not to her-- not YET anyway.
thcbloody:
spike rolls his eyes, tossing his head back and downed the rest of his drink. glass back on the counter, he gets the tender’s attention, signaling for another. “ if you want to know, malt whiskey. “ he tells her as his new drink is being poured. no, he wasn’t getting her one.
“--I’ll have one of THOSE.” She adds to the bartender, sliding a wrinkled note onto the bar. “I’m digging the whole... THING you have going on, by the way. The look. It’s like Billy Idol chose the red pill.” Vic raises her brows expectantly, waiting for some sort of recognition or appreciation for her joke. “By the way, you tried the food here before? They do this AMAZING thing with an onion. Revolutionary, really.”
bastardbled:
“They fall for any shit if you’re CLEVER enough.” he replied lazily, staring at the ceiling of the haggard house they managed to break into not too long ago. It was dusty and smelled odd, but they made good USE of it. The police couldn’t find them and shooing away bugs and broken glass was better than RENT. The city was great to DISAPPEAR into, fading into ANONYMITY — but EVERYTHING was expensive. They lived a fair distance from the areas of COMMOTION, however they were always CAREFUL.
He hadn’t realized how easy his days were with his father. He had RESPONSIBILITIES, yes, but never worried about basic necessities. They had working STAFF to take care of the mundane and stressful.
Ramsay was kicked out from his home. THROWN to the SHARKS of the streets. Thankfully for him, — though he wouldn’t admit it — he and Vic had found each other and were partners in crime since that day.
And CRIME they committed. Drugs offered them the most money, but robbery was EASIER. They came and went as they pleased, backs against each other as they FOUGHT all that neared. Selling INFORMATION, however, was what they were known for.
He gave a HEAVY sigh and pushed himself off of the comfort the old couch offered. Grabbing his backpack, he dug into its contents and pulled out various bills, laying them next to her on the cushion.
“I won.” he grinned as he compared their EARNINGS.
“I AM clever enough, shitbrick.” She responds coolly, sliding onto the seat of the couch as he rises. On a good day she’d have earned far more but Vic had become a little sloppy and HAPHAZARD. It was getting more and more difficult to take only from those who could AFFORD to lose, which was something she kept from Ramsay. Though she TRUSTED him with a lot of things, this was a WEAKNESS she didn’t much feel like explaining. She knew if she didn’t drop her sense of morality soon she would become more of a HINDERANCE than a helpful partner and that wasn’t an option. Vic understood the pressure of having to SACRIFICE anything and everything to keep her head above water, it was just a whole lot easier with a second person to help. And god knows WHERE she would be without Ramsay.
Her gaze swept over the pile and though she was impressed, she raised a brow as though she WASN’T though the corner of her mouth twitches upwards.
“Yeah, sure. You won-- your PRIZE is you get to pay for drinks tonight.”
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
“Make me.”
“I dare you.”
“Bite me.”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
“Wanna bet?”
“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
“Prove it.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
“Oh, well fuck me, then.”
“Shut up!”
“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”
Flirty
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“Wow, you’re really strong.”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
“You have really nice fingers…”
“Are we going downtown?”
“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
“What do you wear to bed?”
Awkward
“Do you have to eat it like that?”
“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
“Hey, stop biting your lip…”
“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
“You’re standing a little close to me…”
“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”
“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”
"so are you in or are you out?"
ask meme/prompt; accepting
“–what’s in it for ME?”
