hey gongeous

[heygongeous]

i need to document this. i think ive reached peak performance in my ability to predict bad writing. right before the epilogue scene in s5 when el dies, i literally paused and fucking said out loud to myself “do you know what would be crazy? if i was a REALLY bad writer, i would give el ANOTHER fakeout death this episode and somehow keep kali alive long enough to make a pretend clone of her, but obviously that would never happen.” GUESS WHAT HAPPENS FORTY MINUTES LATER.

[heygongeous]

watching stranger things season 5 is kind of like watching the duffer brothers try and write themselves out of a nonexistent literary corner except they’re doing it in the most inefficient and convoluted way possible. anyway can’t wait for the finale where it’ll be 99% overcomplicated plot that no one cares about and oh also everyone’s character arcs are contradictory now and when im back in chicaaagoooo