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@hgrb-jakep
I could make those idiots find somewhere else to be idiots. Just so you know.
Not to sound all 1950s about it but I really don't want a girl fighting my battles. Even a wrestling girl. I kind of fly under the jock torment radar and I'd like it to keep going that way. And like I said, it's cold outside. I'd rather read by the fireplace in the library. Thanks though.
I am actually.
If I remember correctly you like to read by a tree in the park.
No doubt.
I did. It's kind of cold for that now. Besides, it got taken over by idiots. I just read in the library now.
Especially when there is only one.
Nah I don’t, was just messing with you. Jake with a last name that starts with a P… Hmm I think I know who you are.
Just means you're the best on the team, right?
Oh yeah? Cus there's really nothing standout about me.
Told you you’d know.
Not going to deny that. So do you care to reveal yourself or do I continue to call you the masturbater?
Girl wrestlers stand out.
You actually call me the masturbater? That sucks. Just go with Jake. That's way less...I don't know. Weird.
Wrestling.
Well I’m awesome so there is that.
Yeah, huh? Cus I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I know who you are.
It works out for me then since you're awesome.
If I told you you’d know for sure who I was. Not exactly a lot of girls that are in my sport… You may even know just from me saying that.
Clearly!
I probably would if I cared about sports. I don't pay attention to that stuff really.
Oh yeah. They're just banging down the door. There's like you and... you.
In a match… Moved wrong and messed up my knee.
Mmmhmm I bet you are. All the girls want you.
That sounds like it sucks. What do you play? I mean, a hurt knee could pretty much be any sport.
That's why I masturbate so much.
Basically I’m trying to get an athletic scholarship. I got hurt last year and it just freaks me out that I could get hurt again but worse.
I know we’re not suppose to meet but I kinda want to know who you are.
How'd you get hurt?
No surprise there. I'm like a total chick magnet. Girls can't resist me.
It does.
But not so much the other thing.
So than what are you?
No one can stop the other thing. If it's going to happen, it's going to happen. I mean, I don't know how you'd end up hurt enough that you can't go somewhere but...ya know.
I don't know. And not in that annoying way they write about in books like it's sooo profound or something. I just don't know.
Guess kids are good at doing that kind of thing.
I dunno. Maybe I’ll get pregnant and get stuck here or get hurt and not be able to compete anymore.
That you are, JP.
It beats the hell out of the alternative.
Just don't have unsafe sex with some loser and you'll be alright on the pregnant thing.
Yeah, not so much really.
That had to have sucked.
I worry about that sometimes, getting stuck in Lima.
A boy that likes to masturbate and read, goes to McKinley and has the initials of JP.
It was what it was. It's one of those things I blocked out after awhile. Most of the time, I don't think I even realized she was gone.
Why would you? I mean, just put your crap in a bag and go some other place. Even if it's not college, you can just go.
I'm a real enigma.
hgrb-jakep:
Still is, technically. She’s in the reserves.
Have you had to move a lot or does that not happen in the reserves?
You must be jazzed that they make that stuff for Halloween now.
I can score them anytime of the year but yes I’m jazzed that they are easier to get.
Why wouldn’t you be here? Are you a senior or something?
No I’m a junior. Part of me hopes that we’ll win the lottery or my parents will decide that Lima sucks so we can move away.
And my initials are JP.
That narrows it down a bit.
We moved all the time. Then I just started living with my grandparents when she went to Afghanistan.
No one ever moves away from Lima. Not adults anyway. They stay here forever. That's why people have to go away to college or you get stuck in the time suck too.
JP only narrows it down if you know what you're looking for.
Your mom was in the military?
Still is, technically. She's in the reserves.
What is your biggest vice? Cadberry eggs.
You must be jazzed that they make that stuff for Halloween now.
Where do you hope to be this time next year? I hop to not be stuck here but that isn’t going to happen.
Why wouldn't you be here? Are you a senior or something?
And my initials are JP.
thenarratorsdeath & cadbury eggs| 20 questions
Aside from food, water, and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without? I'm pretty sure we already covered that.
What’s the best meal you’ve ever had? Pretty much anything my mom cooked when she'd come home from like a long training exercise or deployment
Is it possible for a person to love without wanting love back? Maybe. They say mom's love their kids but don't need it back. To me, it's garbage. Nobody is that selfless.
What is your dream job? Never really thought about it. Maybe a book critc or something.
Has any one of your friends ever seen you cry? No.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Chocolate brownie
Do you hate anyone? Hate's a pretty strong word. There's lots of people I don't like.
What are your preferred pizza toppings? I'm Jewish so most of the meat's out. Chicken BBQ pizza's pretty good.
Does everyone deserve a second chance? Not everyone.
What are you gonna do Saturday night? You already know that.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I don't think I'm getting married. IT seems like a lot of work just to get divorced.
What is your favorite word? Right now, acquiesce or vilify.
Do you have a philosophy you live by? Not really, no.
Random fact about you. I think snails are cool.
What is your biggest vice? Does jerking off count?
Who is your celebrity crush? Sofia Vagara
If you got a tattoo, what would it be of? Again, Jew. Tattoos are a pretty big NO.
Where do you hope to be this time next year? I'll still be stuck at McKinley.
How much money would it have taken for you to be in the Blurred Lines video? I don't really know what that is.
Freebie - ask your pen pal anything you want that will not reveal their identity. I'm going to be totally unoriginal and go with...got a boyfriend?
Cadbury Eggs & Thenarratorsdeath || The Week & Weekend
It still sounds like a pretty big waste of time.
It’s something to do.
I guess. If it's what you're into, it's what you're into.
Cadbury Eggs & Thenarratorsdeath || The Week & Weekend
Honestly most of the jocks get drunk and pass out so there aren’t that many to deal with. People act like fools everywhere, lets be real. A party just lets you escape and not worry about school or life for a few hours.
It still sounds like a pretty big waste of time.
Cadbury Eggs & Thenarratorsdeath || The Week & Weekend
Not just meatheads go to parties and not everyone gets drunk you know.
Only like half, right?
