Announcing HVR-110 "Hairmoans" by Baklavaa (with Bonus Track), HVR-106 "Believe in Evil" by Spy in the Sky, and HVR-109 "Autumnal Arcana" by Plake 64 & the Hexagrams
ANNOUNCING HVR-103 RECORDED BY PLAKE 64 & THE HEXAGRAMS
AND THE SODDEN CIRCUMSTANCES OF AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ALEX HOMAN
by Jingle Brggnheimendal
PR Special Correspondent
HVR founder Matt Lewicki was expecting me at an agreed-upon cafe in Washington, DC somewhere around 10:30 pm on the 9th of January, 2016, however, following the unexpected addition of heavy rain, and further, an infuriating juxtaposition of exceedingly timid and exceedingly arrogant drivers with whom I was forced to share wide highways, my arrival timed out around 11:05 pm, whereupon I had the pleasure of lingering in said cafe whilst the employed duo cleaned up and closed. I was leveraged following my insistence that I transport Matthew home a dry space to wait: this was the front of the cafe, as well as the 1 by 2 foot dry space outside the door where I leaned against the window, smoked a bummed Camel, and talked to a young woman who was attempting with manic persistence to guide her driver to our location. She stood in a thin sidewalk-cover of rainwater supported by a pair of kids-yogurt-colored flip flops. She explained that sheād been drinking mimosas next door during the application of a pedicure and asked me whether the cafe was open, eying the dry tiled floor of the elite side of the glass. āNo,ā I said, and slowed the smoking of my cigarette, knowing that now I couldnāt rightly return inside until the womanās ride came. Soon, she hailed a woman via mobile phone and slogged off in the direction of a silver SUV pulling up in front of the salon next door.
I was then flipping through the contents of the closing cafeās bookshelfāa lush selection selected by the psilocybin champion who owns the place. It was a selection of encyclopedias of the mythical and the occult. Some of the books were less objective than others. Then before I knew it, Matt Lewicki and I were parking and approaching on foot the HVR Global Headquarters in Dupont Circle. The HVR Global Headquarters (currently not open to the public, though private tours are not unprecedented) consist of one (1) concrete staircase for cigarette smoking and heart-to-heart discussion, one (1) vestibule where a front door may be unlocked leading into one (1) lobby complete with mailbox and security portalā¦.upon passing through which one will discover the high ceilings of the Main Officeāa multifaceted work/think-placeāamong other things, some of the things found here include a sticker trunk, an eagle wingspan record collection, drum machine, synth, homemade workbench with printouts and bone folders for HVR packaging, a picnic-style thinktable, several screens for web communication, video games, promotional band posters, and state park maps. Matt and I arrived here at something like 11:30, and split a six pack of Beazly beers courtesy of Brewerās Art in HVRās home city of Baltimore. There was talk of strategy and preliminary planning, but the main meeting would take place on the following dayā
10th January, 2016āWASH. DC
A number of local haunts were shown to me by the HVR staff and I sampled empanadas and black coffee up and down the streets surrounding the Global Office. The early morning had passed in a blur of tap water, many glasses. The proprietor of the liquor store near Dupont Circle was happy to see us again when we returned, dodging anxious football watchers pre-game. When we received the message via mobile phone that the Baltimore faction was approaching, we met them in the street and on the stoop of the Global Office. Alex Homan and And Scotti embraced us and the HVR Gem started blinking. We transformed and headed into the office. Following several years of work, Alex has completed his new album entitled āCOMEDYā and it is now available on his website for PLAKE 64 AND THE HEXAGRAMS as well as the HVR website. I lingered for a time in the white-walled bathroom, and then took a long nap on the turquoise armchair. When I woke up I poured a drink and sat down with Alex Homan to learn about his new album āCOMEDY.ā
Stream or Buy Comedy
Interview below
Alexander Gregory Homan: British Tar~ Iām just kidding. So uhā¦.
Writer: Are you ready to discuss�
Iām ready to begin. Lemme know your questions.
Letās drink to your new album here.
Here we go. Cheers. Iām drinking gin. Iām drinking his froth mixed with that.
Hair of the dog.
Hair of the. Well in my experience, Hairy, itās been Dog of the Hair that bit me, not the Hair of the Dog. Thatās just my personalā¦.
Iād like to read a quote here now from your new album entitled Comedy: āComedy.ā Would you care to comment on that quote from your new album, Comedy?
Well, yeah. Itās actually the quote upon which the album itself in its entiretyāas a complete itemāin a singular-unit senseāis named after, but itās actually part of a longer quote. Much longer quote. Thereās actually four more words, I think. Or more. Four or more words. Theyāre: āComedy Is About Timing, Son. You gotta,āāand then it proposes a twofold planāāYou gotta get em,ā followed by āYou gotta tell em.ā To which you reply, āNo, Iā¦,ā and then the loop resets itself. And thatās basically what the entire tape is. On repeat. With some other shit sprinkled in there.
And can you tell us why you chose to name the album Comedy?
ā¦. Comedy contrasts to Tragedy. Thatās the traditional spectrum, on one sides itās comedy and the other side tragedy. A lot of times tragedy can appear⦠can have many forms. And one of the most interesting forms of tragedy to me is comedy. It can appear as comedy in this really interesting, sort of roundabout way. Something that could be a complete tragedy could be funny in a cosmic context. In the sense that weāre fuckin worried about this person calling me back when⦠certain destruction is around the corner at all times. Thereās a meteorite or thereās climate change or thereās terroristsā¦. Because thatās the reality of earth. Because itās gonna be our own prejudices that destroy us. And thatās kinda funny. In a fucked up way. The only thing that Iām aware ofā¦. And Iām not guaranteed car insurance, or health insurance, Iām not guaranteed shoesā¦.. The only thing I definitely have coming to me in my life⦠is my death. So that kinda makes it funny if you use those words to describe it, because you can call it funny or you can call it sad, but it depends on the words you choose, yknow, and the words you choose are probably based on your perspectives on life and stuff like that, but. Comedy is almost a neutral thing to me, in that itās neither funny nor sad, itās neither comedy nor tragedyā¦. And since I had this massive accumulation of all these sounds, I decided, hey wouldnāt it be funny if I put it on a tape? Comedy. It timed out well. And thatās why its two hours long, too, thatās the otherā¦. it wouldnāt be funny if it was 30 minutes long but it would be funny if it was 2 hours. So, it is. So there you go.
What do you do when youāre in the studio and the tape does not reset itself? When the loop doesnāt loop?
The tape actually doesnāt loop itself. Itās really interesting the way it worked out is that a lot of what youāre hearing on the tape is kind of a cumulation. I have this little device that records. Itās like a little lawyerā¦itās a little pocketā¦itās like you put it in your pocket when youāre in court to record your opponents fucking up on tape. Except itās digital; thereās actually no tape involved in the recording process. Some of it was recorded on an iPad that was not mineāit way my ex-girlfriendās. Also recorded some other shitāI used to work the door at The Crown and I would record comedy sets and music sets and noise sets and dumb sets and good setsā¦. All kinds of sets is my point. And then have it be. So when the tape doesnāt respond or when the tape doesnāt do the thing that you said itās because there is no tape. Itās all digital. The only time the tape comes into it is when I put it on, I play the tracks. I loop them by hand. I hit play and record at the same time, and stop, and then rewind it, and hit record and play at the same time and loop it like that. So i kinda had to force it to work, and it did, because itās a tape and Iām its master.
In some ways it seems like thatās one of the main themes of the album; sort of the stripping away of the seeming power of electronic music devices by showing them used in a comedic setting.
Yeah. Yeah. And thatās certainly. There are no conventional instruments, all things considered. Now there are conventional instruments on the actual recording. Like Iāll be sitting at the door and Iāll be collecting seven dollars or six dollars or five dollars from people coming in. And I donāt do this anymore, but at that timeā¦. And again these are all sounds that are accumulated over the past four years. So within the last four years Iāve like worked the door and Iād be sitting there with absolutely nothing to do and wishing that some like really beautiful person would like start flirting with me and when that doesnāt happenāgood newsāI got my handy dandy recorder. I can whip it out and record the bandsā¦. I recorded Lexi Mountain, that was included on it. So if a band was playing an instrument I recorded it but when I actually made this tapeāwhen I sat down to collect this tape togetherāand the sounds for itāthere were no actual instruments just recordings of instruments kind of accumulated over a large span of time.
The final track is one of my favorites, itās entitled āPlake Radio,ā can you talk about what inspired you to record this Plake Radio?
I can, yeah, absolutely. Plake Radio was actually probably the oldest element of the entire tape. I technically posted it online, nobody listened to it, it was cool. [chuckling, laughing] People are still not gonna listen to it but that partā¦. That was recorded at the same exact time that I recorded two other things, when I was living at my momās houseā¦. I made one grouping of songs called āExperimental Babies at the breast of the psychedelic motherā and the other was called āHappy Happy Cultā and it was very sound-collage-y and I was using a very similar process that I repeated for this but the Plake Radio aspect was kind of something that was born out of making those recordings years ago. I wrote kind of minimal scripts and came up with characters and ideasā¦. And so I was really fucked up and made these comic⦠the idea is youāre switching through the channel, even though itās all on the same station. Itās all the same station itās just like different points in time. Ā So youāre switching through time, not actual bandwidth. So it Ā kind a works in a more warped version of reality. It was all kind of the same programming. At one point a black point opens to valhalla and sucks down Delaware Dan and everyone. Delaware Danās a spokesperson and he makes a lot of appearances on the album actually, believe it or not.
Do you have any news to share with Ā your fans who mightāve become familiar with you Ā and your work with the Noise Detective radio program?
Wellā¦we were just talking about that on our cigarette break not too long ago. [coughs] You always have to have a pivotal cough in an interview for it to be an interview. Iām interviewing. [coughs] ButāYeah, I do have news: Season Twoās coming out. Itās like on the fuckin charts. 2016. Itās happening. Not sure when, not sure how, not sure why, other than that it needs to happen, I been talking about it for too goddamn long. Spent a huge amount of time being sober this year and wasting my time as a result. Not getting anything done. I got some stuff done like being able to afford shit. That was dope. Gonna go back to that in that regard but Iām not gonna stop gettin fucked up because we need Noise Detective in the world and thereās no Noise Detective without getting fucked up, Iām just gonna be blunt about that. Noise Detective was a lot of fun. itās something that could go on, just gotta be a little more disciprinned with it and use some disciprin and precision, as Sun Ra says. Really get the tip on the mark thereā¦. Put it down in the dirt.
Iām sure thereāll be some middle school kids whoāll be really excited to hear that when this airs. Ā
I would hope so, more for their sake than anybody elseās. Its kind of⦠uh⦠yknow⦠youāre missing out on something you should be missing out on. So.
And of course thereās the Alex Homan Plake Impersonation videos are pouring in from all across the world, every corner of the internetā¦.
4Chanā¦. Redditā¦. Tumblrā¦. Fuckin Facebook nowā¦. Thereās a Facebook group.
They say that Zeni Opticalās stock is rising faster now than ever before.
It is. It actually is. Funny because I stopped buying Zeni Optical on account of unknown reasons. Unknownst even to myself. Or I so to speak. So, yknow, thats one of those interesting things. The main thing is that Delaware Dan will also be making a lot more appearances henceforth. for those who arenāt familiar with Delaware Dan heās a guy and if you live in Delaware the radios on at the liquor store, or in Acme, or in any kinda grocery store, or at the liquor store, if, they donāt sell groceries and liquors together, but, they do have a radio that you can hear and itās like anythingā¦. Itās the same radio you hear in your car or your house and itās playing everywhere at all times and theres this guy supposedly named Delaware Dan and heās supposed to be selling you and your family a used car for a fairly decentā¦. I mean a fair deal, not like the best deal but yknow, likeā¦. Most of the people got laid of from DuPont they canāt afford the next lexus so they have like last yearās lexus for like a little bit less andā¦. Itās chill. But you and your family need a new car. So the thing is this other Delaware Dan popped up confronting the original Delaware Dan as an imposter. And I happen to know this guy. Because heās meā¦. But I donāt know that. So in my sort of delusionaly world he could just walk in the room and be like,
Howdy fokes ahm Delawee Dane. Due yinyr family suffer from lacking beer awna Sunday during the hours of six and nine when the traffic is reversed on the rude going in towards the monument? That kind of looks like a codpiece that your brother used to portray his penis while hitting on a girl who took his picture selfie on Facebook⦠in 2013⦠because he was on a field trip and had nothing better to do? No problem! Delaweh Dan weāll help yur fame lee get through this struggle. Call 302420666-666-6669-20-420- EXT. CALL NOW
And Iām sure we all saw the headline today that Delaware Dan has announced his candidacy in the GOP 2016 presidential raceā¦.
Yeah. His cannabicy will be added to the GOP. Um. I donāt have details about it but itās also going to coincide with Delaware Danās conversion to Islamā¦. So its gonna Ā be really interesting seeing Delaware Dan running as a GOP candidate as a GOP cannabis but also to be Islamā¦. I think heās going to propose some kind of act of some sortā¦. Not really sure what it is⦠I think thereās some references there to shows like āHomelandā or ā911 World Trade Centerā starring Nicolas Cage. And other kinda stuff. Weāll just have to see how it goes because you know how the GOP goes. Is that they donāt really. They hate Islam. Just puttin it out there. I I I donāt think they would disagree. Their religion is to say, āI hate islam, and letās make TV shows like āHomelandā to support this viewpoint,ā and thatās why weāre in the heart of capitalism. Weāre in the heart of capitalism here, and you canāt really ignore what you see. And when shit is like being filmed and they canāt shoot it in DC cause they have to shoot it in Baltimore cause itās less law-like, then it makes sense if youāre trying to cut costs on production because, at the end of the day you got the numbers in front of you and thereās, thereās your numbers and their numbers, and whoever has the higher numbers wins, and thatās basically how that works. And my understanding of commerce and you know, moving the funds through the accounts and you know, vacations and shit, and pensions, and 401ks, itāsā¦. Running a corporation is not the easiest thing in the world! So⦠I totally get it. But I also donāt hate Islam, so. I donāt get that part of it. But Delaware Dan will be running as a GOP candidate, and you know, weāll see how it goes. I think he would make a better candidate than Trump, my personal opinion, and, yknow, some people disagree, like my dadā¦. My dad believes that Trump is saying all these really good things, all the things that people wanna be saying but canāt. Iām saying, that Delaware Dan is saying, āFuck you, you and your family need help, and here are some ways, and I donāt know where to start, Ā so Iām gonna start at the bottom, GOP, and maybe next year maybe heāll run independent, and then the year after that heāll go Democrat. So I donāt know. Weāll have to find out. Iāll have to be in email correspondence with him. Ā He texted me yesterday but it was an inappropriate thing Iām not gonna repeat right now, but it was good.
Well thanks for joining us today, Mr. Plake and Alex Homanā¦.
And behind me I got all the hexagramsā¦. Thereāre 64 of them, so. Actually I copied myself 63 times so there are 64 Plakes and the Hexagrams are like the 3 extra band members. So thereās 67 band members in place 64 and the Hexagrams at any given moment. Itās crazy. If you add 6 plus 7ā¦. 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. You get 13. Which is a lucky number actually. Contrary to popular belief, thatās a good number. It actually works out really well, for everybody. So yeah, thatās where we are now. So stay tuned. Enjoy āComedy.ā Itās technically 4 years in the making, but whoās counting?
by Choco āGuntā McChocChoc
PR Special Correspondent
The dubbing of the HVR-104 master tape was an exciting affair preceded by a tour of the premises at Seitch Barclay, Stoneās approval of the bonus material and the packaging, and the consumption of modest amounts of tobacco and Budweiser. Stone and I were joined by two jolly specialists representing HVR. During the high-bias dub four gunshots were heard nearby and the HVR faction, Stone and myself included, put the actual duplication phase on hold long enough to ascertain balance in the distressing situation. Indeed the incident had occurred so close that a moment after Iād heard hurried footsteps and a voice hissing āyeahācome onāgo...,ā as two persons escaped in the alley behind the 22 nd and a half block of Barclay. Soon four police cars, an ambulance, and a full-size fire engine gathered out front of the building, and a pair of helicopters, waving searchlights, joined them above. Two policemen and one detective asked what weād heard and seen. Eventually the mood stabilized to the point that our business could continue without disrespect to the man who had been rushed to the hospital. We watched as the HVR sprite loaded a series of green, mono cassettes into the duplicator and pressed play; the identity of the slot designated ORIG was transferred at high speed to the green blanks, C-20s. The duplicator, HVRās to use by grace of a long term arrangement with Apartment 421 Tapes, works almost chiefly through a series of satisfying whirrs and clunks, sounds of the cooling fan (always activated) and industrial-standard recording heads moving simultaneously between active and inactive conditions. Following the machineās blessing each cassette would be hand-lettered and fitted into a jewel case with a color J-card wrapped around it. This we left to the representatives of HVR; Stone and I escaped Barclay unscathed after the dubbing process was complete.