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planetfuckingjupiter

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

infectiondefective

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

Thanks

Wait a minute

this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

poyzn

death-by-lulz

The mystery behind the A113 in Pixar movies.

trlake-deactivated20200421

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

craigzlist

that’s pussy babe!

sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

jigglypuffsvevo

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

prokopetz

“If you showed this post to a medieval peasant you’d be hung as a witch” well, maybe, but you’ve gotta understand two things:

1. Your average medieval English peasant was not allowed to read the Bible themselves – even if they were literate, which was more common than you might think – and didn’t understand a word their local priest was saying on account of the fact that all services were delivered in Latin, so their version of Christianity was often very different from what the priesthood and nobility were practising. They were basically making it up as they went along, and were perfectly okay with a lot of stuff that would be considered deeply sacrilegious by modern standards.

2. By all accounts, your average medieval English peasant thought blasphemy was funny as hell. Like, the Church regarded this as a major problem in need of addressing, not that they ever successfully managed to do so.